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"(This one was forwarded to me by my friend Bryan, who got it from his friend Cliff.) Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog ensued: Proctor: I beg your pardon? Student: Sir, I request that you bring me Cakes and Ale. Proctor: Sorry, no. Student: Sir, I really must insist. I request and require that you bring me Cakes and Ale. At this point, the student produced a copy of the four hundred year old Laws of Cambridge, written in Latin and still nominally in effect, and pointed to the section which read (rough translation from the Latin): ``Gentlemen sitting examinations may request and require Cakes and Ale.'' Pepsi and hamburgers were judged the modern equivalent, and the student sat there, writing his examination and happily slurping away. Three weeks later the student was fined five pounds for not wearing a sword to the examination."

7/24/2010 2:59:56 AM

translation from the Latin

7/24/2010 3:02:21 AM

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""(This one was forwarded to me by my friend Bryan, who got it from his friend Cliff.)"

I stopped reading here.

7/24/2010 4:53:55 AM

sword? Screw the fine, I'd judge my penis to be the modern equivalent... Damn, pepsi and hamburgers, I'd be pissed, I said cakes and ale

7/24/2010 3:17:24 PM

stumbleUpon?

what the fuck is this a java class

call it Stumble Upon like a normal person

7/24/2010 3:23:08 PM

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"Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University."

How could you stop reading? The source is premier.

7/24/2010 3:23:21 PM

What is this shit?

Oh, and PAY UP COCKSUCKER!

7/24/2010 3:40:32 PM

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"Three weeks later the student was fined five pounds for not wearing a sword to the examination"

LOL!! thats a cool ass professor to flip it on him like that

7/24/2010 5:29:55 PM

lol yeah, I was thinking the same thing

7/24/2010 6:13:05 PM

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"Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk."

lol, i've been there

8/5/2010 10:42:52 PM