bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
I figure that there are enough TWWers who either have children of their own or spend time around other people's children that we've all seen our fair share of bizarre and amusing kid behavior.
Just this morning, I sat here watching my son get up from his breakfast and run into the kitchen. He found the fly swatter and brought it into the living room. He sat the fly swatter on the floor and then took his bowl of dry cereal and dumped it on the fly swatter. Of course, I had to throw all of his cereal away.
I would love to know what goes on inside his head. 7/25/2010 10:57:48 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
5 second rule, son. 7/25/2010 10:58:26 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
On the floor, sure. On the fly swatter that was out because I had just used it to kill a spider, no. 7/25/2010 10:59:17 AM |
pttyndal WINGS!!!!! 35217 Posts user info edit post |
Add to My Topics 7/25/2010 10:59:21 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
You know what they say about apples falling from trees... 7/25/2010 11:00:48 AM |
Snewf All American 63348 Posts user info edit post |
an apple tree fell on my tent while I was camping 7/25/2010 11:01:21 AM |
Solinari All American 16957 Posts user info edit post |
Gravity? Don't let it hit you? Isaac Newton? 7/25/2010 11:01:27 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
7/25/2010 11:02:51 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "On the floor, sure. On the fly swatter that was out because I had just used it to kill a spider, no." |
Why not?7/25/2010 11:02:52 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
I've also watched Silas take his drink and pour it in his plate. Then one by one pick the wet food from the plate and put it in his cup.
^I had used it to scoop up the spider after spraying it with bug killer.
[Edited on July 25, 2010 at 11:03 AM. Reason : .] 7/25/2010 11:03:22 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Have you had your son tested? 7/25/2010 11:06:06 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
He's only 2 years old. Toddlers do some really strange inexplicable things.
And I take full responsibility for his weirdness. 7/25/2010 11:10:25 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Why did you spray bug spray on an already dead bug?
Why are you killing animals that eat bugs that invade your house? 7/25/2010 11:10:38 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
*sigh*
Ok, I sprayed the spider with bug spray and then used the fly swatter to finish him off and dump him in the trash can. I killed the spider because it was a large spider and I'd rather not have a spider that big in my house (especially with a toddler running around). I also killed the spider instead of transferring it outside because we have too many spiders thanks to a mommy spider setting up house in our garage. I also killed the spider because my husband is a wuss and wouldn't have been able to sleep for a week. 7/25/2010 11:20:57 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
So, instead of letting a harmless spider live, you spray it with harmful and deadly chemicals inside your house where your 2 year old can easily get it in his mouth. Then, you kill the spider with a fly swatter, which, you could have done without the harmful pesticide! 7/25/2010 11:32:37 AM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
people don't kill spiders for reasons of personal safety
people kill spiders because they're aesthetically appalling 7/25/2010 11:36:22 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
^
^^ 7/25/2010 11:37:56 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
Yes, I did, but this thread is not titled "Weird Things I Did." 7/25/2010 11:40:27 AM |
JayMCnasty All American 14180 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "people don't kill spiders for reasons of personal safety
people kill spiders because they're aesthetically appalling" |
7/25/2010 11:41:12 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Yes, it's"Weird Things My Child Does... Because of the stupid things I do to fuck up his brain."
[Edited on July 25, 2010 at 11:42 AM. Reason : .] 7/25/2010 11:41:54 AM |
Wolfmarsh What? 5975 Posts user info edit post |
This would have been better in Old School.
No way im posting in this one 7/25/2010 11:45:24 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
I should have known better than to put this in Chit Chat.
7/25/2010 11:46:38 AM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^ 4444 7/25/2010 11:47:03 AM |
rflong All American 11472 Posts user info edit post |
My little girl used to like to take all 20+ of her dolls and place them face down all over the living room. It looked like a damn mass cult suicide. Then she would get mad if we moved any of them. 7/25/2010 11:55:03 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
I went over to a friend's house for dinner tonight and their daughter kept dive bombing into my boob when I wasn't paying attention 7/25/2010 11:55:39 AM |
OopsPowSrprs All American 8383 Posts user info edit post |
My child cries when I put on the bloody clown suit. That's so weird! He should be enjoying Mr. Bozo time. 7/25/2010 11:57:22 AM |
JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
^^ probably most of the human race would do likewise if they could get away with it] 7/25/2010 11:57:26 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
True 7/25/2010 11:58:01 AM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
she was hungry and nostalgic 7/25/2010 11:58:12 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Her mom's boob was there and ready for the taking 7/25/2010 11:58:51 AM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "My little girl used to like to take all 20+ of her dolls and place them face down all over the living room. It looked like a damn mass cult suicide. " |
But Daddy, they're SLEEPING.7/25/2010 12:11:40 PM |