Stuffed Parroty

7/27/2010 3:11:19 PM

Bada Bar

7/27/2010 3:11:46 PM

The grand canyon.

7/27/2010 3:12:03 PM

Anna Nicole Smith

7/27/2010 4:20:39 PM

Shoot for the moon, and even if you fall short, you'll spooge among the stars

[Edited on July 27, 2010 at 4:23 PM. Reason : blah]

7/27/2010 4:22:52 PM

7/27/2010 4:23:46 PM

a fork

7/27/2010 4:24:00 PM

^

7/27/2010 4:24:35 PM

I dated a girl in high school that was pretty much an inanimate object when fucking so... yeah

7/27/2010 4:55:25 PM

7/27/2010 5:05:40 PM

^^ lol

7/27/2010 5:07:47 PM

few will get this, those that do will lol

7/27/2010 5:53:59 PM

i laffed

7/27/2010 5:54:32 PM

I get it

7/27/2010 5:54:34 PM

Fuck yo' couch! Buy another one, ya rich motha fucka!

7/27/2010 7:40:00 PM

[Edited on July 27, 2010 at 7:46 PM. Reason : .]

7/27/2010 7:44:41 PM

YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT

7/27/2010 8:00:05 PM

Quote :

"few will get this"

really? it was only the most popular show in the fucking world

7/27/2010 8:01:38 PM

7/27/2010 8:01:54 PM

that uhh, wasnt the joke

7/27/2010 9:06:09 PM

If I wanted to fuck an inanimate object, I would be doing it right now instead of posting.

7/27/2010 9:08:20 PM

yes we all knew you were referring to chapelle show

i, was not referring to your post.

7/27/2010 9:09:13 PM

dead chick

7/27/2010 9:11:23 PM

7/27/2010 9:12:48 PM

Quote :

"few will get this, those that do will lol"

seriously?

7/27/2010 9:13:36 PM

I didn't think it was referring to Chappelle's Show, but rather fucking a couch.

7/27/2010 9:18:29 PM

an outdoor patio table flag hole

7/27/2010 9:20:27 PM

uhh, ya, i wasnt referencing the chappelle show

7/27/2010 9:35:14 PM

Lolol

and another lol for good measure at those that think they are "getting it" as a reference to chapelle show

7/27/2010 9:37:34 PM

your mom's brains

7/27/2010 9:39:23 PM

sofa king?

7/27/2010 9:47:03 PM

I could quite possibly make love to ketchup.
I love it that much.

7/27/2010 10:22:52 PM

..the ketchup bottle OR...

7/27/2010 10:31:25 PM

Quote :

"uhh, ya, i wasnt referencing the chappelle show"

You would certainly realize that people would assume you were referencing the funny sketch they saw on the chappelle show instead of whatever crap you're referencing right?

7/27/2010 10:33:04 PM

dirty little boy.

ketchup. not the bottle.
sure, it's possible for me to fuck the bottle.
but i'd make love to the ketchup.

7/27/2010 10:33:25 PM

Yeah the only reference I see right now with the couch is Chappelle's Show.

7/27/2010 10:34:09 PM

7/27/2010 10:43:05 PM

That is why he said most of yall wouldn't get it - because it isn't the obvious reference that those who don't know him would think of first

7/27/2010 11:19:34 PM

A guy in my dorm freshman year said he caught another dude fucking a couch with freezer bags between the cushions filled with water and covered in lube. Maybe that is what he was referring to.

7/27/2010 11:28:21 PM

^ahahaahahahahahahaha

7/27/2010 11:29:59 PM

7/28/2010 12:34:03 AM

^^^
there are things which simply cannot be lived down

7/28/2010 1:33:44 AM

Quote :

"few will get this, those that do will lol"

I got it.

I didn't lol.

And yes, it's from Nip/Tuck

7/28/2010 1:51:34 AM

Louis CK references fucking a couch in "Chewed Up" or whatever his special is called

7/28/2010 2:31:01 AM