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GeniuSxBoY
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I had a new dream I've never had before.
Setting: I was in a fairly big house shaped like
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| fog of |
-----' war |
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(top cross section)
The side with no wall extended into the fog, and there was an impeding Chinese army with full metal armor and metal crossbows waiting to attack at any moment. We could feel them. We just had a small army and I let the people who are stupid and run into new rooms go first, some die, some retreat back to report what they saw.
I started in room 2, and moved to room 1. I didn't see any fighting yet, but fighting already took place in room 1. I picked up a machete from a dead fighter on the ground. I peak into the fog of war room and see a long dining room table with chairs and plates everywhere with no sign of the enemy... wait.. spoke too soon. Out of nowhere they (a shitload of theys) come charging, I retreat to the back of room 1 and watch as my army and their army clashed. My army took care of most of them, but not all, so it was upto me to finish them.
I started killing them all by heroically stabbing them in the stomach and by the time I got to the last person, I looked up and saw my GRANDMOTHER killing one of MY men. She was a traitor! I had to think pretty hard, but decided in the end that she must die because she can't be trusted. This is sick because I had to behead her in gruesome detail. I cut through her neck pretty easily until I reached her spine but the machete couldn't cut through it! Meanwhile, I had to look at my grandmother's face and I'm frantically trying my hardest to sever her spine and put her out of her misery. Even though her neck was pretty fucked up, she was still living and breathing! Finally I cut through it like cutting through calcified sink pipe, or calcified old dinosaur bones (cuz she's old lol).
Without looking back, I moved to room 3 which was clear, and then to room 4 where the fighting had progressed. There's a few other "nobodys" that were already fighting against 15 other guys. I saw what appeared to be the general dressed as a dressed down knight. No helmet or chainmale or anything, just a drape with his coat of arms logo on it. I fought him to the southwest corner of the room 3 while bows magically missed me and the enemy never killed me from behind.
Finally, I was at the point that I had to kill the general. Learning the lesson from my first kill, I quickly severed his spine in the middle of his back.
He was still living, FUCK. He was just paralyzed from the waste down. Appearing to be in agonizing pain, I wanted to put him out of his misery as fast as possible.
I'll never forget this part of my dream: I stood up and had to pretend to begin the pledge of allegiance to figure out the exact location of my heart and then map it to the exact location on his body, upside down, because I was standing over his head towards the left side. When I placed the tip of the machete over his heart, the blood vessels in his eyes burst and his heart became enlarged. I finally stabbed him in his heart and watched as the sword slowly tear apart his heart and the blood squirt all around. Blood got all over my hands and I remember thinking killing people wasn't so bad...  ...then I woke up.
[Edited on July 29, 2010 at 11:53 AM. Reason : .] 7/29/2010 11:52:48 AM
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BigHitSunday
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7/29/2010 11:53:49 AM |
grimx
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lol, that was perfect, i had to scroll down to see the pic 7/29/2010 11:54:24 AM |
wdprice3
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WALL O'TEXT 7/29/2010 11:56:02 AM |
GeniuSxBoY
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It's a story, not really something you can summarize.
Do you ever pick up a book and say "Woahhhh, wall-o-text" 7/29/2010 11:57:58 AM |
grimx
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I say that on a regular basis
but then after a couple minutes and maybe a drink or two I might start reading it 7/29/2010 11:59:00 AM |
BigHitSunday
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Books are so Anne Frank 7/29/2010 11:59:37 AM |
GeniuSxBoY
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gunzz
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wdprice3
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yes, I read books. However, these books have been written, reviewed, and published by professionals for my entertainment and have all stood up to public scrutiny. Whereas your ramblings are exactly just that, with no professional reviews, and have yet to stand up to public scrutiny. Furthermore, these books exist as ink and paper on my bookshelf, not on a social message board on my computer screen. In summary, your equivalency of Internet posts to books is far fetched if not completely invalid. 7/29/2010 12:07:51 PM |
grimx
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genius almost got dat 1k post 7/29/2010 12:09:03 PM |
BubbleBobble
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I keep having a dream that my old cat (who I think died in 2006) shows up at my back door
that's kinda recurring every now and again and it always is a bit upsetting  1/11/2014 11:54:59 PM |
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