merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Employer: Symplicity [view profile] Division: N/A Title: Coffee fetcher (copy) Description: getting coffee 3 times per day and various other menial tasks as assigned. Location: Location
City raleigh
State/Province North Carolina
Country United States
Position Type: Internship Work Authorization: US Citizen, Permanent Resident, Student Visa, Other Salary Level: 10.00 per hour Qualifications: must be good at walking and carrying several things at one time. should also be good at smiling even when you don't mean it.
Found this on NCSU's epack under "Job Leads." 7/29/2010 11:28:06 PM |
Chop All American 6271 Posts user info edit post |
7/29/2010 11:29:31 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
i bet its got baller benifits 7/29/2010 11:36:47 PM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
i bet you get lots of coffee 7/29/2010 11:37:24 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^Probably free coffee. 7/29/2010 11:37:25 PM |
Snewf All American 63348 Posts user info edit post |
IS IT PAID? 7/29/2010 11:43:09 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
10.00 per hour! 7/29/2010 11:43:49 PM |
Snewf All American 63348 Posts user info edit post |
holy shit
I would like this job
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they'll probably only hire a pretty girl assholes
[Edited on July 29, 2010 at 11:47 PM. Reason : I mean I guess if they're paying $10/hr for someone to get them coffee they should get a boner] 7/29/2010 11:46:32 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Thought it said coffee felcher 7/29/2010 11:48:22 PM |
ThePeter TWW CHAMPION 37709 Posts user info edit post |
While hilarious, here are the other jobs listed in the "Job Leads" section
Jane's Test Job #2 Jane's New Fake Job (copy) TEST Best Blogger 4 (do not apply) Jane's New Fake Job Position 1 Test Job Jane's Fake Job (copy) Coffee fetcher (copy) TEST Best Blogger 3 (do not apply) TEST Best Blogger V (do not apply) (copy) Fake Engineer TBD TEST Best Blogger (do not apply) TEST Best Blogger (do not apply) Multiple Developer & Testing positions Senior Hardware Engineer/Digital Design Chemical Technician Microbiology Technician Fake Engineer (copy) Jane's Fake Job 7/30/2010 4:17:20 AM |