What if you wanted to murder someone and wanted to have sex with them?

It's been running through your mind your whole life. You fantasize how wonderful it would be to have your way with this person because they can't talk back or resist when you're fucking them. Their body is now your body. You imagine how great everything would be from sucking on her dead titties and entering her tight dead pussy. You know you only have have 1 chance to do it and you know it'll be worth it.

You go out on the town and pick up a nice looking chick at the bar. You convince her that you'd give her a ride home because you don't want her driving drunk and possibly getting hurt or even worse- killed!

On the way there, you take a little detour to an old barn that you knew was secluded. She is frantic as hell and when you stop she tries to run. You grab her by her hair and drag her out of the vehicle and slam her on the ground. She is paralyzed from fear and doesn't move. By the time she shakes off the dizziness and sits up, you snap her neck while taking a baseball bat to her head. You drag her lifeless body to the barn.


Well this it is. The moment you've waited your whole life for. You take off her jeans slowly and you place your dick next to her pussy. You are about to slide in when suddenly your dick bends in half!

"Fuck!" You say. "It's too tight!"

So you lather your fingers in blood running out her nose and mouth and wipe it on your dick for lube and you try to pry open her pussy with your fingers while you frantically try to get it in. Finally, you succeed at getting it in. When you get it all the way in; however, you can't really feel anything because her pussy is cutting off the circulation to your dick. It just feel like a hollow cave.

"Fuck!" You say.

You start rubbing back and forth but instead of gliding, it pulls the outer skin of your dick back and forth which doesn't feel good at all.

"Fuck!" You say again.

Finally, you completely pull out and sit balled up in the corner and stare with glazed eyes at the corpse. You think, "Wow, this sucks."

"I just killed a person for nothing"

"I didn't get off"

"I'm going to jail for the rest of my life"

"Totally wasn't worth it"




I wonder how many people this has happened to.

[Edited on July 30, 2010 at 12:47 AM. Reason : .]

7/30/2010 12:46:36 AM

7/30/2010 12:48:25 AM

Quote :

""I'm going to jail for the rest of my life""

I hear that a lot of sex goes on in jail... You just gotta fight for which end of the stick you want to be.

So, kind of a [WIN]?



[Edited on July 30, 2010 at 12:53 AM. Reason : .]

7/30/2010 12:53:08 AM

If you were a gay murder rapist, perhaps it would be a reward to go to prison.

7/30/2010 12:55:11 AM

hey look someone else to user block

7/30/2010 12:56:38 AM

tl;dr

7/30/2010 2:56:22 AM

7/30/2010 9:32:12 AM

great, all we needed was another lafta

7/30/2010 9:33:09 AM

great, all we needed was a druish princess

7/30/2010 9:39:35 AM

I think hey now summed this up pretty well

7/30/2010 9:46:04 AM

[Edited on July 30, 2010 at 10:05 AM. Reason : ]

7/30/2010 9:56:16 AM