Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.

7/31/2010 10:18:39 PM

maybe you should put a similar guarantee on your threads

seeing as how they, too, seem to be guaranteed pieces of shit

7/31/2010 10:19:46 PM

I'm confused, what does my daughter have to do with this?

7/31/2010 10:21:00 PM

^^

7/31/2010 10:24:19 PM

Tommy Boy---good movie

7/31/2010 10:24:30 PM

^^^ The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times.

^x4 Seems like all the threads today have been shit.

7/31/2010 10:27:00 PM

Bring your sister. Bring your mom. We'll fuck your mom. Yeah, that's right! We'll fuck your mom!

7/31/2010 10:28:29 PM

i do not wish for you to fuck my mom

7/31/2010 10:30:15 PM

Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?

7/31/2010 10:30:36 PM

i already had her

twice

7/31/2010 10:30:52 PM

HEY SON, QUIT PLAYING WITH YOUR DINGY

7/31/2010 10:34:41 PM

Tough break, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, Yours, Z.

7/31/2010 10:43:20 PM

I gotta go to the bathroom daddy.

NOT NOW DAMN IT!

8/1/2010 11:27:35 AM

Fat guy in a little coat...



Uhhhh..

8/1/2010 11:42:03 AM