Post what you do to have a hippy life.

I just try to avoid hippies. I try not to be one of those people. Sometimes it may not be what someone wants to hear, but you don't do yourself or anyone else any favors to be fake.

Also, sometimes having a big carbon footprint can be a good thing. I don't like being told I can't do something, and will make every effort to do what I want. I get a good deal of satisfaction from leaving my footprint on this earth.

8/2/2010 1:07:42 PM

you smoke up

and get high

8/2/2010 1:08:47 PM

Eat a bunch of candy. Rest. Eat more candy. Rest. Eat ice cream and shop for bigger pants.

8/2/2010 1:09:48 PM

isn't that "How do you have a fatty life?"

8/2/2010 1:10:58 PM

^hippy as in "my hips dont lie"

8/2/2010 1:12:47 PM

shush girl, shut your lips, do the helen keller, and talk with your hips

8/2/2010 1:14:28 PM

ttt

1/3/2011 11:13:09 AM

This seems like the ultimate hippie job: http://www.earthfare.com/OurCompany/Careers/Copy%20of%20CommunityRelationsCoordinatorAkronOH600.aspx

1/3/2011 11:13:50 AM

hippy wife - hippy life?

1/3/2011 11:24:39 AM

Change your name, change your clothing style, and transfer to Warren Wilson.

1/3/2011 12:14:28 PM

1/3/2011 12:22:23 PM

Sell all your belongings for crackheaded prices and go live in the woods for a few years.

1/3/2011 12:46:55 PM

i learn things and am uninhibited enough to enjoy myself

1/3/2011 1:07:03 PM

i have long hair and a beard

1/3/2011 1:31:00 PM

until recently i lived in a co-housing community. on the west coast. with neighbors who swap wives, breastfeed their six-year-olds, and dont believe in germ theory.

top that, motherfuckers.

1/3/2011 1:41:06 PM

^ I didn't realize germs are a theory

1/3/2011 1:48:38 PM

1/3/2011 1:55:26 PM

a scientific "theory" is not something some random stoner pontificates about whilst passing the bong. electromagnetism is a theory. the nuclear structure of atoms is a theory. and so on.

but damned if you can ever tell these hippies how they need to get their fucking kids vaccinated





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1/3/2011 1:57:29 PM

i recycle!

1/3/2011 6:25:36 PM

Smoke weed, drink, smoke American spirits, live in cabin, play banjo, read shitty books, criticize people regularly, oh wait that's a hipster. Is there a difference?

1/3/2011 6:28:56 PM

You have to say "man" all the time.

1/3/2011 6:29:42 PM

I taught a lion to eat tofu.

1/3/2011 6:33:14 PM

I love throwing the frisbee. I always have to warn people that they need to tell me when they are tired of throwing, b/c I dont get tired of it.

I have known a few people that call it the friz or the bee

There's probably a lot more that makes me like one, but I promise I'm not

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1/3/2011 10:25:58 PM

TheBullDoza told me tales of the hippies of Alaska. the kids don't wear any clothes and all their dogs run around in a pack.

1/3/2011 10:47:47 PM

I've spent the majority of a few summers following a band around and showering less than daily

1/3/2011 10:50:24 PM

parody rebound

1/3/2011 10:55:16 PM

I bike to work when the weather is warm enough so I don't freeze my balls off. I occasionally shop at Whole Foods. I have visited the Carrboro farmer's market unshowered. I attended a yoga class yesterday.

1/4/2011 12:17:09 AM

my primary mode of transportation is walking

1/4/2011 12:22:37 AM

i like hippies. they are nice people. like all population subsets, there are stupid, loud hippies, and it's unfortunate that they are judged as such.

1/4/2011 12:52:19 AM

meanwhile the rest of society continues to turn in correlation with the rotating axis of the earth instead of trying to smell like it's unwashed genitalia

1/4/2011 12:55:23 AM

meanwhile, CheesyLabia proves herself to be a mindless twat. again.

1/4/2011 1:00:33 AM

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"I always have to warn people that they need to tell me when they are tired of throwing, b/c I dont get tired of it."

That sounds like a challenge, sir!

1/4/2011 1:04:19 AM

ah, my fan club has come out

who the fuck are you again?

1/4/2011 1:05:41 AM

ahahahahaha

1/4/2011 1:07:30 AM

^^
someone who has noticed what a terrible, intolerant person you are. cheers!

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1/4/2011 1:10:06 AM

I would offer you a guitar and a joint to make you go away

but I wouldn't waste good music and reefer on a dredge to society

1/4/2011 1:10:26 AM

I lived in the woods for three months

I hitchiked around the US for about a hundred days

I raise chickens and garden

I found my shoes in a dumpster 3 years ago

I go mushroom hunting

I drive a geo metro

All of my belongings could fit in my metro (I don't own a bed)

and I love all of you

1/4/2011 1:26:35 AM

that makes you frugal and socially liberal

1/4/2011 1:33:11 AM

smoking pot does not make you a hippie

1/4/2011 2:02:21 AM

Quote :

"that makes you frugal and socially liberal"

Those would be my only hippy credentials as well along with being a staunch environmental advocate.

1/4/2011 8:11:02 AM

I drive 500-600 miles a week.

I wear nice clothes and own 23 pairs of shoes.

I don't smoke weed, but I enjoy a nice single malt scotch.

I no longer own a Djembe (although I did at one point)

Frisbee is lame, I played football instead.

1/4/2011 8:51:55 AM

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"but damned if you can ever tell these hippies how they need to get their fucking kids vaccinated"

One of my aunts is like this. She didn't vaccinate her kids because her chiropractor told her it was a bad idea

1/4/2011 2:43:18 PM