had to be made

8/3/2010 5:26:44 PM

it didnt

8/3/2010 5:27:16 PM

not really

8/3/2010 5:27:17 PM

you both lie

8/3/2010 5:28:32 PM

not it

8/3/2010 5:28:34 PM

Jeepin will blow you for season 4 of Rescue Me on DVD

[Edited on August 3, 2010 at 5:29 PM. Reason : x]

8/3/2010 5:28:55 PM

better add both volumes of season 5 if you want your balls held.

8/3/2010 5:30:10 PM

There's a girl in Wilmington, who goes by the name as Candy Ash (her real name is Ashley). You can find her at Pure Gold between 10 and 12 on Wednesdays and Fridays. She's a cute girl. Anyway, tell her merbig sent you, and you get a buy one get one free.

If you're confused about how to say my name, the 'E' is soft, so don't say the 'me' in 'merbig' like you would say the word 'me.' It might sound kind of confusing, but just go with it.

Anyway, her normal rates are 55 for the first BJ and 45 after the second. It's a $10 for the paperwork (vaccinations, tests, weight, blood pressure). It's a bit pricey, but she'll slob on your knob like a 3 year old on the last lollipop in the world!


[Edited on August 3, 2010 at 6:46 PM. Reason : FUCK]

8/3/2010 6:37:08 PM

She said her name Shanita
You can tell her momma feed her

8/3/2010 6:43:59 PM

Quote :

"It's a $10 for the paperwork (vaccinations, tests, weight, blood pressure)"

is she running a kennel

8/3/2010 7:00:07 PM

bitches

8/3/2010 7:12:51 PM

She's got a protect her business. And when selling pussy is your business, you do what you got to do!

8/3/2010 7:41:50 PM

I'll do this on the sole condition that you actually bathe properly this time.

8/3/2010 7:44:24 PM

is she scared some random cock is going to ruin her BMI or some guy weighs more than his drivers license says and the dick goes*b00m* now she's got high blood pressure

does she understand how anything works? and spare us "She's a med student so she's smart!" bullshit. all strippers are doctors or lawyers in the making

8/3/2010 8:25:30 PM

Quote :

"Anyway, her normal rates are 55 for the first BJ and 45 after the second."

You're getting ripped off BIG TIME.

8/3/2010 8:32:13 PM

Look man. She doesn't have health insurance. She's not risking shit. If you can prove that you're STDs free and drug free, maybe I can convince her to waive the $10 fee, but she may not be willing to swallow.

^ Hey man. Anyone can find some hood rat with a cocaine addiction who will suck your dick for a line of coke, if you're into dry, half-assed blow jobs. But if you want quality, you got to pay for it!

8/3/2010 8:48:21 PM

so your whore is screening out drug users?
where's the genetic anomaly test?
does she realize that she can't get high from mouth sex with a burnout?

it's a pretty safe bet to assume anyone who would pass the weight "test" wouldn't need to rent out warm flesh to nut in in the first place

and what the fuck is bloodpressure on there for? exactly where does she say "no thanks" to some gum lovin? anything over "normal"? "High/borderline?" why doesn't she specify before hand if she's going to bother going through with the streetwaker equivalent of the NFL combine?

and what's her problem not doing a full cardio series beforehand? some dude could have a murmur or a latent HOCM issue and because she didn't do an ultra-sound with EKG she doesn't know it and next thing she knows she's coming down with feline leukemia or whatever the fuck it is you get by blowing a dude with a resting heart rate over 90bpm

8/3/2010 9:07:52 PM