There is a sales guy where I work who is 27, but you would think he is 17. He is a loud talker and constantly refers to himself in the 3rd person as PDJeff (which apparently stand for pimp daddy jeff) I'm positive 95% of the things he says are a lie so I searched for a facebook/twitter page to get verification. I found his twitter page and it exposes him as an even bigger douche than I thought possible.

I want to share it with some coworkers for a good laugh, but some of the stuff on there is pretty bad and I'm thinking the inevitable laughter would end up with him becoming aware of whats up and possibly some HR action. So i share it with you instead.

http://www.twitter.com/storiesbypdjeff




[Edited on August 3, 2010 at 6:22 PM. Reason : thnx]

8/3/2010 6:14:21 PM

your link

it fails

8/3/2010 6:15:40 PM

yo dawg. throw an http:// in front of that thang.

8/3/2010 6:16:04 PM

So he appended ✓ Verified to his name so he would appear famous or what

8/3/2010 6:16:39 PM

8/3/2010 6:17:49 PM

Just have everyone make fake twitter accounts and flag his shit as offensive.

8/3/2010 6:20:51 PM

yeah some of his stuff is pretty offensive. but this is the EXACT way he acts at the office as well. Some of the stories he shares about his friends are either really raunchy or shockingly ~.

I think some of his friends might be gay, they think he is gay, and he has no clue

^3 what does that check mean. i was curious about that

[Edited on August 3, 2010 at 6:24 PM. Reason : check]

8/3/2010 6:23:40 PM

yikes that dude seems retarded based on twitter.

8/3/2010 6:25:19 PM

Quote :

"My favorite movie to quote at people is Roots."

Does he go up to black people in the office and say "Your name is Toby."

8/3/2010 6:25:30 PM

how's that guy got 500+ followers

8/3/2010 6:26:01 PM

If you're famous, you verify your account, assuring everyone that you are in fact Shaq or whoever

http://twitter.com/the_real_shaq

See the check mark image

8/3/2010 6:26:36 PM

Quote :

"Does he go up to black people in the office and say "Your name is Toby.""

he does often say really inappropriate things to people. there is a gay guy at work. if the gay guy is near by pimp daddy jeff will say something is really faggy and then nudge the guy and ask him "isn't that right"

^wow after looking into that check verified thing that makes him appear even worse than before.

[Edited on August 3, 2010 at 6:34 PM. Reason : verified]

8/3/2010 6:32:01 PM

if he's such a dick and everyone hates him

that dude's got a solid sexual harrassment claim

in general i don't advocate being litigious just because you can

but some people got to get taken out

8/3/2010 6:34:57 PM

Quote :

"possibly some HR action"

Why? Sounds like if anything the HR action would go against him.

8/3/2010 6:40:46 PM

because the guy pulls in $texas for the company, and that talks.

if i got fired over a douche like that i wouldn't be able to contain myself, but i am dying to let my other coworkers know. but sooner or later someone will leak it.

8/3/2010 6:52:39 PM

Quote :

"I won the debate by explainin how the ONLY bad thing about being tall is how sometimes you hit your head on kids bunk beds. #StoriesByPDJeff"

So he's a child molester?

8/3/2010 6:53:03 PM

Quote :

"sounds like you're the biggest douche ever"

8/3/2010 6:58:11 PM

I'm thinking that you're right and this guy can't call me out so i'll share it with people tomorrow at work. but ultimately my biggest thing is for him to continue posting because this level of blackmail doesn't present itself often

8/3/2010 11:41:36 PM

i dont dont know whats gayer. the fact that i read the first 10 shits on that link, or that the homo updated his shit every minute a few times a day.

you should get him fired. please

[Edited on August 3, 2010 at 11:48 PM. Reason : kl;']

8/3/2010 11:45:54 PM

Can God redeem himself if we pit him against this guy?

I seriously think this could work.

8/4/2010 12:00:05 AM

Quote :

"I'll do anything 4 a lot of money, like being double-teamed. make the check out for $90k and it's on!"

8/4/2010 12:10:26 AM

He'll do anything for money and suicide counts under the realm of "anything".

8/4/2010 12:13:02 AM

^^

8/4/2010 12:26:25 AM

actually the biggest douche ever will be the person that sends him a link to this thread

8/4/2010 12:27:46 AM

Laughter from this shit though? He's not funny at all.

8/4/2010 1:49:26 AM

^^ why?

8/4/2010 1:50:44 AM

how does he have so many followers?

8/4/2010 2:05:55 AM

Quote :

"This retard at the mall kept yelling in his retard language and it really pissed me off. #StoriesByPDJeff "

8/4/2010 7:47:07 AM

i don't know, man, this guys seems like the biggest douche coworker ever:

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/08/03/national/main6739029.shtml

8/4/2010 8:13:41 AM

douche = psycho now?

8/4/2010 8:41:07 AM

no, psycho encompasses douche, douche does not encompass psycho

8/4/2010 8:42:21 AM

8/4/2010 8:44:32 AM

i dont think thats the same unless he planned out those specific people to eat it

8/4/2010 8:45:07 AM

Quote :

"because the guy pulls in $texas for the company"

You should probably shut the fuck up then

This is the real world now, not high school

Results are all that matters

8/4/2010 8:58:55 AM

YOUR ALMA MATER DON'T ALMA MATTER

8/4/2010 9:01:17 AM

He should be fired - fucker fails at life.

He may pull in cash now, but dickweeds will ultimately cost the company more then he makes. Would you want this tool representing your company?

[Edited on August 4, 2010 at 9:06 AM. Reason : trth]

8/4/2010 9:02:57 AM

Quote :

"Another lunch with my imaginary important sales contact. More dirty looks at the office. #StoriesByPDJeff #TheyHaveNoIdeaHesFake #MentalEdge"

8/4/2010 9:42:28 AM

Quote :

"# If u are new 2 PDJeff, that's when I go 2 lunch by myself but convince my colleagues that I am landing another huge account #StoriesByPDJeff Had another successful lunch with a crucial sales contact. #StoriesByPDJeff #Sales #lunch "

fuck this guy

8/4/2010 9:52:04 AM

This guy took the LunaK school of internet use.

8/4/2010 9:58:01 AM

Did he go to UNC?

8/4/2010 10:07:03 AM

seems like your typical saleman

8/4/2010 10:22:10 AM

The guy wears his tortoise shell sun glasses everywhere. If its really sunny out he'll wear them on his face inside while he "does work". Even today when it is incredibly cloudy he is wearing them, but at least they're on his neck.

8/4/2010 10:34:37 AM

he deserves to lose his job. Actually - it would be the best thing for him, in the long run. Would force him to reevaluate his life.

8/4/2010 10:48:05 AM

Quote :

"do you make $texas there? no? shut the fuck up then. "

8/4/2010 10:49:51 AM

Sounds like an angry sales guy ITT

8/4/2010 3:23:30 PM

Just read some of his twitter posts

8/4/2010 3:49:46 PM

I would send his twitter account to the VP for sure. This guy just sounds insecure.

I am picturing a guy that is white, brown hair, light eyes, 6'1" 150 lbs, that has thinning gelled hair like this

8/4/2010 4:02:34 PM

That's pretty much what I pictured him to look like. He's definately a douche.

8/4/2010 9:05:55 PM

Does anyone here work in HR? I mean, can you show stuff like this to HR and get action or do the people involved in the stories have to do the reporting?

8/5/2010 8:24:41 AM

glad I don't work with anyone like that. It would be rough to make it through each day without saying something.

[Edited on August 5, 2010 at 8:27 AM. Reason : ]

8/5/2010 8:26:48 AM