zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
...I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino. 8/4/2010 9:52:22 AM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
hard to believe you are single. 8/4/2010 10:14:56 AM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Well...I guess technically I am single...for the time being.
And my wimmens find me hilarious...they aren't offended.
It's a Point Break quote anyway, you turdpile. 8/4/2010 11:34:55 AM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
Yes - cause nothing makes them moist like quoting a shitty movie 8/4/2010 12:25:22 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
^ It's true. I quote Jerry Maguire and it makes women coo. 8/4/2010 12:26:28 PM |
Skwinkle burritotomyface 19447 Posts user info edit post |
I read this and thought, "I swear this has been done before."
By you, apparently.
message_topic.aspx?topic=586153 8/4/2010 12:28:42 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
Apparently one of the times was a misquote. 8/4/2010 12:29:44 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
This thread is horrible, but I guess it beats his hundreds of threads about a dump he just took or wanting to take a dump or taking a dump in your pants, and hey I'm glad Spontaneous is posting again 8/4/2010 12:30:51 PM |
qntmfred retired 40601 Posts user info edit post |
get some food brah
problem solved
[Edited on August 4, 2010 at 12:32 PM. Reason : ^ hey now, dump threads are an illumination on the human condition. don't hate] 8/4/2010 12:31:37 PM |
bassjunkie All American 3093 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "I read this and thought, "I swear this has been done before."
By you, apparently.
message_topic.aspx?topic=586153" |
Stay Home8/4/2010 12:32:15 PM |
Spontaneous All American 27372 Posts user info edit post |
What's up, Ernie? 8/4/2010 12:34:58 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
This guy is like the BubbleBobble of dump threads 8/4/2010 12:34:59 PM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
I'm so hungry I could ride a horse. I don't get it. Well, I could ride it to the store, I guess. 8/4/2010 12:52:43 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114242 Posts user info edit post |
third world problems 8/4/2010 12:55:43 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "^ hey now, dump threads are an illumination on the human condition. don't hate" |
Precisely. And if you can't find some sort of humor in the human condition, specifically a necessary activity such as defecation, one which most people find humiliating...then I say that condition holds you hostage in some fashion...for you are never truly free until you can accept that which is inevitable. If you can make light of it, even better!
hunger is sated...copious quantities of Mexican food! Beware the impending doom...8/4/2010 1:37:11 PM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
Once again, I need foods. Lots and lots of foods! 8/5/2010 9:07:40 AM |
moron All American 34040 Posts user info edit post |
(have you checked your inbox today?) 8/5/2010 9:11:39 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
bad form.
shoulda waited on
HOW HUNGRY ARE YOU? 8/5/2010 9:49:06 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
hardees made from scratch biscuits hungry 8/5/2010 9:49:48 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
URITE 8/5/2010 9:50:22 AM |
grimx #maketwwgreatagain 32337 Posts user info edit post |
i know i'm right
buy enough to share 8/5/2010 9:50:48 AM |
wdprice3 BinaryBuffonary 45912 Posts user info edit post |
imma get like 6 biscuits. then eat them all myself. 8/5/2010 9:51:09 AM |
zxappeal All American 26824 Posts user info edit post |
I got one of them turkey and swiss on wheat sammiches from the local Stop 'n Rob. It was marginally satisfying. Bohangles woulda been much better. 8/5/2010 10:37:03 AM |