She simply can't be

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" Her: 3:26 PM hey jeff. you working? Me: 3:57 PM Yep Her: 6:13 PM what about now? Me: 6:23 PM Just got home. What's up? Her: 8:34 PM damn....why am i missing your txts? Me: 8:35 PM It probably has something to do with you ignoring them... Her: 8:37 PM not at all! im having an emotional crisis. Me: 8:38 PM Oh nooooo!:-P Her: 8:40 PM there's this dude, and i dont find him attractive but i think he likes me......but i dont ever see myself liking him like that. does that make me a dick? Me: 8:41 PM Only if you lead him on. It's not a crime to not like someone back. Her: 8:45 PM i expressed it to him. Me: 8:47 PM Expressed what? Her: 8:48 PM that im not really interested in him like that. Her: 8:48 PM but i think the main reason is cuz i dont find him to be physically attractive to me. Me: 8:49 PM So what's the crisis? If he keeps pushing it, tell him to fuck off Her: 8:50 PM well what if im turing down a blessing....? Me: 8:53 PM This is retarded. You either like the guy or you don't. Are you asking me if you can 'learn' to like him? Her: 8:55 PM i'm asking because i want to know if me not being into him based off looks makes me a dick? Me: 8:58 PM Then the answer is 'no, it doesn't make you a dick'. You are perfectly within your right to not date someone because you don't find them attractive. Any guy that wants to pity you into liking them is a loser and not worth your time. You'll be miserable for the entire relationship. Her: 9:02 PM thanks jeff. =)"

Really?! Is it that easy? Can dude's really shame women into sucking their dicks, because the woman might feel bad about it? If so, I've been going about this all wrong for YEARS.

8/4/2010 9:18:12 PM

I'm the dude in question.

8/4/2010 9:19:48 PM

can i get her number? i'm not that attractive but sounds like she's easy

8/4/2010 9:20:16 PM

try crying to the bartender, you might get an awkward bj out of it

8/4/2010 9:20:35 PM

Look girl, I know you're not that into me. But I want to fuck you in the ass. If you don't consent to this, you're just being mean...

8/4/2010 9:23:02 PM

^^

8/4/2010 9:25:00 PM

so basically the "why don't you like me :'(" method works after awhile

8/4/2010 9:25:12 PM

Sweden, that is exactly what I gained from this very informative conversation. Join me, brother, in shaming females into sleeping with us!

8/4/2010 9:26:44 PM

pity pussy

8/4/2010 9:27:08 PM

I'm in.

8/4/2010 9:31:10 PM

I like how at 8:58pm you went into "bitch please" mode and told her the deal. Touche sir, well done.

8/4/2010 9:35:01 PM

Bitches need to know not to fuck with The Realness*


* About 15 seconds ago, I nicknamed myself The Realness

8/4/2010 9:44:39 PM

is that like "The Situation"?

8/4/2010 9:47:10 PM

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"try crying to the bartender, you might get an awkward bj out of it"

i lol'd

8/4/2010 9:48:15 PM

I think you answered your own question

she CAN be this stupid

8/4/2010 9:49:46 PM

8/4/2010 9:50:53 PM

way to be a cockblock

8/4/2010 9:59:41 PM

cockblocking is something that happens to men with WEAK ASS GAME

8/4/2010 10:00:43 PM

^^

[Edited on August 4, 2010 at 10:01 PM. Reason : x]

8/4/2010 10:00:53 PM

that doesnt mean it's not unfortunate

[Edited on August 4, 2010 at 10:03 PM. Reason : they need all the help they can get. ]

8/4/2010 10:03:44 PM

I wanted to make a thread titled "hey jeff"


Then inside it'd be that "u mad?" pic except it'd say "u workin?"


But I'm too lazy

8/4/2010 10:05:08 PM

^^ If you feel that strongly about it, I invite you to go to a bar, and coddle the junk of every man that gets turned down that night because he has no game.
I sincerely hope that you don't feel that strongly about it

8/4/2010 10:10:20 PM

ahhahahhahha
wow.

8/4/2010 10:11:43 PM

10/10, well worth the read. thank you, EMCE The Realness

8/4/2010 10:17:20 PM

oh man! it's Fry!
I haven't seen you post in forever

8/4/2010 10:18:00 PM

10/10

8/4/2010 10:23:59 PM

This girl will start liking him if he starts acting like he doesn't like her.

8/4/2010 10:33:08 PM

What if the dude she was talking about was you?

8/4/2010 10:43:10 PM

I know a girl who eventually married the fat creeper who stalked her, so I guess anythings possible.

8/4/2010 11:14:01 PM

Women feel bad about all kinds of nonsense. This is just the beginning.

8/5/2010 12:07:53 AM

I thought this thread was about mambaman

8/5/2010 3:07:58 AM

Ridiculous

8/5/2010 6:56:32 AM

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"This girl will start liking him if he starts acting like he doesn't like her."

this

8/5/2010 9:32:44 AM

^

8/5/2010 9:33:32 AM

i still havent gotten a PM with her digits from The Realness

8/5/2010 9:40:16 AM

I'm about to run some pity game on thegoodoctor

8/5/2010 9:40:29 AM

dude's probably got cash and she's trying to justify liking him even though she doesn't.

ain't nothing changed.

8/5/2010 9:42:42 AM

tell that dude to throw some smilies her way

bitches love smilies

8/5/2010 9:43:17 AM

can i get her number? i'm not that attractive but sounds like she's easy

8/5/2010 9:45:23 AM

I'm a total sucker for the pity game. Be nice EMCE

8/5/2010 10:00:45 AM

Hey, i really like you. Just come over and eat dinner with me. We can watch a movie.

8/5/2010 10:03:48 AM

Hey I've been around the block once or twice, and that movie thing... really isn't about the movie.

I'm on to you

8/5/2010 10:10:33 AM

i bet you have

8/5/2010 10:31:13 AM

I also have a cute puppy that barks rainbows and happiness. I just need you to come over and help me pet him, plz?

8/5/2010 10:33:59 AM

omg yes plz

8/5/2010 10:43:25 AM

i didn't read all this but

Quote :

"Can dude's really shame women into sucking their dicks, because the woman might feel bad about it?"

yes

8/5/2010 12:22:25 PM

speaking from experience

8/5/2010 12:23:01 PM

Quote :

"dude's probably got cash and she's trying to justify liking him even though she doesn't. ain't nothing changed."

Her: 8:50 PM well what if im turing down a blessing....?

8/5/2010 1:27:22 PM

why can't it be this easy to guilt dudes into going down on you

8/5/2010 1:32:28 PM

Awww, I'm sorry Casey... how can I make it up to you?

8/5/2010 1:38:11 PM