i can't decide whether or not i should do what i'm thinking about doing

8/5/2010 12:48:51 AM

im in the same fucking boat

8/5/2010 12:50:03 AM

well it's raining pretty hard and our bilge is fucked and i'm the only jackboot that cares enough to bail the boat out

8/5/2010 12:51:34 AM

whos not in the same boat?

8/5/2010 12:51:43 AM

i always thought "bilge" was a word that meant filth or something. i was clearly wrong. i'm glad i can get at least one thing out of this thread.

8/5/2010 12:55:58 AM

just do it, you only live once

8/5/2010 1:07:59 AM

You also only die once.

8/5/2010 1:09:32 AM

unless you are a cat

8/5/2010 1:13:47 AM

i am a cat

8/5/2010 1:14:28 AM

do it then

8/5/2010 1:15:35 AM

this moral dilemma won't kill me though. me being a cat has nothing to do with this.

8/5/2010 1:27:59 AM

I offer words of wisdom from my dad:

"Keep your pecker in your pants, son"

8/5/2010 1:58:50 AM

it's not like that

8/5/2010 2:00:21 AM

"Keep his pecker out of your ass, son"

8/5/2010 2:01:23 AM

it's not like that

8/5/2010 2:33:48 AM

quit trifflin'

8/5/2010 2:40:20 AM

Does it involve a business partnership with HOOPS MALONE?

8/5/2010 2:43:18 AM

interesting, tell me less

8/5/2010 2:59:42 AM

this thread is pretty awesome so far

8/5/2010 3:25:38 AM

this thread is pretty awesome so far

8/5/2010 10:11:51 AM

I would go ahead and do it.

Gotta take chances. if not, you'll lead a very stagnant life.

[Edited on August 5, 2010 at 10:19 AM. Reason : x]

8/5/2010 10:14:54 AM

Last game of the year, Brent

Can't hold anything back now

8/5/2010 10:21:16 AM

Just remember...no peckers and asses.

8/5/2010 10:37:55 AM

Quote :

"Does it involve a business partnership with HOOPS MALONE?"

i wish

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"Gotta take chances. if not, you'll lead a very stagnant life."

this is what i'm worried about. if i don't do what i'm thinking about doing, i'm afraid i may think about what could've happened for the rest of my life. and even if nothing came of it, at least i would know that i tried.

8/5/2010 9:12:48 PM

If you're thinking this hard about it, you should probably just do it already

8/5/2010 9:14:14 PM

but what if it turns out to be the wrong decision and gets me into a whole heap of trouble?

8/5/2010 9:15:47 PM

do the right thing.

8/5/2010 9:16:35 PM

http://www.mindtools.com/dectree.html

8/5/2010 9:16:56 PM

i don't need some tree's help in deciding what to do

8/5/2010 9:18:34 PM

but what is her name?

8/5/2010 9:19:23 PM

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"I offer words of wisdom from my dad: "Keep your pecker in your pants, son""

this reminds me of something my grandma used to tell me as a teenager...

every time one of my guy friends would come over...to hang out, ride 4-wheelers, go fishing, whatever...she would always say...

"you just keep your britches up"



[Edited on August 5, 2010 at 9:21 PM. Reason : if only i had her around to remind me of that now ]

8/5/2010 9:19:42 PM

What you need is a Jump to Conclusions mat.

8/5/2010 9:20:24 PM

I don't much care for your grandma's advice.

8/5/2010 9:21:33 PM

8/5/2010 9:21:51 PM

but i don't want to risk loosing one turn

8/5/2010 9:22:25 PM

^^^well i was 13....what 13 year old girl isn't dropping her pants all willy nilly

8/5/2010 9:23:00 PM

indeed, loosing sucks

8/5/2010 9:23:10 PM

A+ thread, wra

8/5/2010 9:27:43 PM

seppuku ITT

8/5/2010 9:33:06 PM

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"but what is her name?"

her name is Indecision, and she is a cold, cold bitch

8/5/2010 9:50:45 PM

thanks for getting back to me, i was worried

8/5/2010 9:52:32 PM

here is how i solve all my most difficult problems (usually this involves whether or not to drink liquor at the bar)...

i think of whatever it is i'm contemplating doing...

then i walk up to a total stranger and say "yes or no...just answer yes or no"...

they will invariably ask what i am referring to...

i say "it doesn't matter..i have a decision to make and i just need for you to answer yes or no"

then act according to whatever their answer is...

i usually end up drinking liquor in the bar when i do this

[Edited on August 5, 2010 at 9:55 PM. Reason : sdf]

8/5/2010 9:54:42 PM

Quote :

"here is how i solve all my most difficult problems (usually this involves whether or not to drink liquor at the bar)... i think of whatever it is i'm contemplating doing... then i walk up to a total stranger and say "yes or no...just answer yes or no"... they will invariably ask what i am referring to... i say "it doesn't matter..i have a decision to make and i just need for you to answer yes or no" then act according to whatever their answer is... i usually end up drinking liquor in the bar when i do this "

well that's great advice when you have absolutely no idea what is at stake here

8/5/2010 9:57:52 PM

Should LP send me booby pics?

8/5/2010 9:58:31 PM

it's great advice regardless

8/5/2010 9:58:57 PM

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"Should LP send me booby pics?"

yes

8/5/2010 10:00:17 PM

well grandma did always say to keep my britches up...

she never said anything about keeping my shirt on though!

8/5/2010 10:01:10 PM

did she say anythign about hikin your skirt up?

8/5/2010 10:05:06 PM

Quote :

"i always thought "bilge" was a word that meant filth or something."

that is also a definition of the word

8/5/2010 10:06:42 PM

Quote :

"Main Entry: 1bilge Pronunciation: \'bilj\ Function: noun Etymology: probably modification of Middle French boulge, bouge leather bag, curved part — more at budget Date: 1513 1 : the bulging part of a cask or barrel 2 a : the part of the underwater body of a ship between the flat of the bottom and the vertical topsides b : the lowest point of a ship's inner hull 3 : stale or worthless remarks or ideas"

much like my posting

8/5/2010 10:08:58 PM