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Ragged
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Long story short, I came into work this morning and a pitbull was sitting at the gate entrance. It looks to be about 3 years old or so and her nipples are swollen. Nothing saging but we could tell that her nipples got bigger from the time we first saw her this morning till now.

8/6/2010 10:14:27 AM

pilgrimshoes
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stick your finger in it

8/6/2010 10:15:03 AM

FroshKiller
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See if the milk tastes like onions.

8/6/2010 10:15:45 AM

Slave Famous
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See if it starts bitching about how none of her clothes fit anymore

8/6/2010 10:16:05 AM

crazy_carl
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does she ask you to constantly rub her feet?

8/6/2010 10:18:00 AM

AC Slater
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does she want pickles and ice cream?

8/6/2010 10:18:24 AM

aph319
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I know a good canine ob/gyn... or just punch in the uterus and see if it gets angry.

8/6/2010 10:18:56 AM

EMCE
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dude, just have nicklepickle take a pregnancy test...

8/6/2010 10:21:15 AM

crazy_carl
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1 in 4 K9's can misread a pregnancy test, its science

8/6/2010 10:23:36 AM

pilgrimshoes
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goodnight, sweet nicklepickle

8/6/2010 10:25:12 AM

quagmire02
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^ hawt

8/6/2010 10:25:35 AM

EMCE
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do not lie

8/6/2010 10:26:22 AM

H8R
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if the dog has tits?

8/6/2010 10:29:03 AM

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