God Damn Fentanyl

8/8/2010 9:20:38 PM

what happens so that you cant pee standing up?

8/8/2010 9:21:12 PM

I have this problem a lot too

8/8/2010 9:21:14 PM

^^ refer to OP

8/8/2010 9:21:39 PM

I mean like, does it hurt? break your legs? turn yu\our penis into a vagina?

8/8/2010 9:22:23 PM

it means piss won't come out

8/8/2010 9:22:46 PM

Balls getting in the way of your small weiner?

8/8/2010 9:23:31 PM

nope it's pretty common with long term opiate use

8/8/2010 9:24:58 PM

stop doing drugs then

DERP DERP

8/8/2010 9:28:23 PM

I will as soon as the pain stops

I'm going to the Mayo Clinic in about a month (Minnesota)

8/8/2010 9:29:41 PM

Good luck, dude.

8/8/2010 9:31:11 PM

Cervical spine?

If so, that's tough. I have a cervical spinal fusion. It SUCKS.

8/8/2010 9:32:42 PM

thanks

8/8/2010 9:32:46 PM

What a weak willed piece of shit.

8/8/2010 9:33:21 PM

lay in bed in such severe pain that you can't function and come back

8/8/2010 9:35:09 PM

Nigger that's 6-6:05 AM for me son.

8/8/2010 9:35:48 PM

then welcome to the modern age of pain medication

8/8/2010 9:36:58 PM

Or the modern age of pain medication abuse, in your case.

8/8/2010 9:37:47 PM

yep I abuse a pain killer that is in a time released patch, I'm a fucking magician

8/8/2010 9:39:49 PM

You're wearing like 6 of them.

8/8/2010 9:41:07 PM

I get 10 at a time every 30 days, abuse = suffer

8/8/2010 9:41:52 PM

8/8/2010 9:45:10 PM

most women can't pee standing up. is this surprising?

8/8/2010 9:46:17 PM

I just watched the video where BlackDog just cut his dick off

8/8/2010 10:04:01 PM

8/8/2010 11:24:02 PM

Quote :

"I Can't Pee Standing Up Anymore : ( "

Quote :

"it means piss won't come out"

THE LOGIC.


IT FAILS TO EXPLAIN HOW YOU CAN PEE SITTING DOWN.

8/8/2010 11:39:00 PM

hair dryer... wait what

8/8/2010 11:41:17 PM

^^ exactly, it shouldn't have to be explained

8/9/2010 2:58:08 AM

You're missing the point. You specifically said you can't stand up to pee which means you can sit down to pee. If you couldn't do either, you would have simply wrote "i can't pee." This clearly was not the case. So tell us how your medication allows you to pee sitting down but not standing up.

8/9/2010 3:20:08 AM

^

8/9/2010 7:22:15 AM

I'm sure with enough determination not to be a pussy that you're still capable of the 1 arm-wallprop-headrest combination, opiates or not.

8/9/2010 8:28:41 AM

Blackdog - what thrill, satisfaction do you get from making these threads?

Do you want pity for your "pain"? Pity for your addiction? Do you want other drug users to think your cool?

Answer this clear, and direct question.

8/9/2010 8:53:43 AM

marijuana for pain management?

stoners can still pee

8/9/2010 9:03:07 AM

Blackdog - what thrill, satisfaction do you get from making these threads?

Do you want pity for your "pain"? Pity for your addiction? Do you want other drug users to think your cool?

Answer this clear, and direct question.

8/9/2010 4:11:28 PM

he has a catheter

he pees horizontally

8/9/2010 4:33:35 PM

I can only pee with my entire body in a diagonal position.

8/9/2010 4:35:27 PM

I can only pee when I am hanging upside-down

or free-falling

8/9/2010 4:41:40 PM

I can only pee on a girl.

8/9/2010 4:54:34 PM

didn't know what Fentany was so I looked it up

Quote :

"fentanyl |'fent?nil; 'fentn-il| noun a fast-acting narcotic analgesic and sedative that is sometimes abused for its heroinlike effect."

made perfect sense.

8/9/2010 4:58:39 PM

Blackdog - what thrill, satisfaction do you get from making these threads?

Do you want pity for your "pain"? Pity for your addiction? Do you want other drug users to think your cool?

Answer this clear, and direct question.

8/9/2010 7:00:47 PM

lol

ITT GGMon makes me laff

8/9/2010 7:49:46 PM

He's just the new jackleg

8/9/2010 7:52:37 PM

crackleg

CrackDog

LOL

8/9/2010 7:53:00 PM

It must be on their mind when they make their usernames lol

8/9/2010 7:53:58 PM

BlackLeg

8/9/2010 8:00:28 PM

Blackdog - what thrill, satisfaction do you get from making these threads?

Do you want pity for your "pain"? Pity for your addiction? Do you want other drug users to think your cool?

Answer this clear, and direct question.

8/9/2010 9:41:11 PM

I actually pee sitting down because it is more comfortable and i dont like pee droplets on my bathroom floor

8/9/2010 10:15:30 PM

peeing while sitting down is a lot quieter

i sometimes do it to stealth pee in the middle of the night when I don't want to wake up the shorty

I mean sometimes though it is a good idea to assert one's manliness with a long loud righteous pee echoing out of the bathroom at 3am, don't get me wrong

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 10:18 PM. Reason : let her know who's boss ]

8/9/2010 10:18:11 PM

I knock the standing pee dead at bars and public places.... don't get me wrong.

at home, it is pretty much dominated by the sitting pee

8/9/2010 10:23:04 PM

and the feminization of our society continues.

8/10/2010 11:02:24 AM