shmorri2 is extremely awesome. discuss.

8/9/2010 2:34:23 AM

+1 he convinced me to beat off even though it would make my dick bleed

no homo?

8/9/2010 2:44:01 AM

lolwut

8/9/2010 2:48:06 AM

it was a painful but inspiring action. he's a true american.

8/9/2010 2:49:44 AM

rtc407, I told you that the Dove Facial Lotion wasn't going to be good enough. You didn't apply Eucerin like I suggested now did you?

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8/9/2010 2:54:51 AM

8/9/2010 2:58:41 AM

8/9/2010 2:59:53 AM

you people.

Why are you sleeping!? You have plenty of time to sleep when you die.

GET UP GET UP GET UP!

ENJOY LIFE GAIZ!

8/9/2010 3:07:24 AM

shmorri2: he pees rainbows and sunshine.

8/9/2010 7:15:28 AM

I'm a fan

8/9/2010 7:18:28 AM

8/9/2010 8:18:31 AM

porsche

8/9/2010 8:49:36 AM

never met the dude


he was gonna test out one of my guns to see if he liked the model, but it never ended up happening


and ^^^^reminded me of:

Quote :

"In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies"

8/9/2010 9:17:21 AM

I dunno... he can't tell his 30 Rock quotes from his Arrested Development quotes.

GET ON THAT!

8/9/2010 10:18:46 AM

+1

EPIC!

8/9/2010 10:23:35 AM

Quote :

"I dunno... he can't tell his 30 Rock quotes from his Arrested Development quotes."

I could have sworn there was an episode where Lemon was meeting someone important that she needed to impress and Jack was telling her she needed to take off her glasses, let down her hair... etc... I think it was a parody from Arrested Development, however, I swear I've heard that in the 30 Rock series at one point or another. :/ My apologies for my failure. Unlike bottombaby, I am human

Quote :

"he was gonna test out one of my guns to see if he liked the model, but it never ended up happening"

I rented one when I went shootin' with the wife. Also, I've had a chance to see some at local gun shops... However, I'd still be willing to meet up with you at some point and hang out And if you want, we can go to PDHSC and shoot some targets The 22/45 is a nice gun, however, I prefer the MKIII.

All I get is a from you Pat? I thought we were more than that bro.

[Edited on August 9, 2010 at 3:00 PM. Reason : .]

8/9/2010 2:59:18 PM

8/9/2010 8:07:04 PM

dude looks really familiar to me

did you grow up in cary shmorri2?

8/9/2010 8:08:35 PM

evan: was my existing thread not good enough?

8/9/2010 8:15:55 PM

^^I know his parents live in Garner.

Boys, are you going to fight over him?

8/9/2010 8:19:02 PM

I did not grow up in Cary. There used to be a guy who looks like me with a red Porsche 944 though (I'm serious). My friends would always think they spotted me somewhere else, usually off Hillsborough St.

^^ I appreciate your original thread Optimum

Two guys fighting over me? shiiit... I'm not special enough for that kind of attention.

[Edited on August 11, 2010 at 12:31 AM. Reason : .a]

8/11/2010 12:31:19 AM

i beg to differ.

8/11/2010 12:33:54 AM

love me some smores2

8/11/2010 12:42:52 AM

^ We need to go swimming again Quinn. I miss the waters



[Edited on August 11, 2010 at 12:47 AM. Reason : english don't make much sense to me at this point.]

8/11/2010 12:47:27 AM

uh

8/11/2010 12:50:17 AM

what do you want Saunders?

(When Quinn and I get in the water, hot bitches come out and join us. At least, this was true with our last experience at the pool together. )

[Edited on August 11, 2010 at 12:51 AM. Reason : .]

8/11/2010 12:51:08 AM

(not epic)-----|-----|-----|-----|-----|-----|-----|-----shmorri2---(epic)

8/11/2010 1:24:09 AM

^^

hahahahah. its the combined 12 pack that bring them out of the woods

8/11/2010 7:39:40 PM

I must admit, in my adventures it seems there has been a high correlation of epicness occurring during periods of notable [user]schmorri2[/user].

8/11/2010 7:49:15 PM

shmorri2 and quinn bring all the girls to the (junk)yard at 11am TODAY

8/12/2010 7:57:15 AM

Quote :

"uh"

8/12/2010 12:33:13 PM

Happy birthday to Stephen.

8/12/2010 2:18:43 PM

shmorri helped me get these parts

: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/92-95-Honda-Civic-Lower-Control-Arms-Sway-Bars-Upgrade-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQitemZ190398542145QQptZMotorsQ5fCarQ5fTruckQ5fPartsQ5fAccessories#ht_500wt_956

on his birthday, in 93 degree heat. to top it off he changed the tire on his lexus when it about blew up while he was letting me test drive it.


class act

8/12/2010 2:28:49 PM

He is a great guy. Happy Birthdayyyy!

8/12/2010 2:42:27 PM

^ & ^^ & ^^^ & sawahash


Thanks guys

I has a cookie cake waiting for me when I got to work. I've never had a cookie cake before... Sad I know, but this one is special because it has my name on it too w00t w00t


^^ Damn Quinn, we saved you some money dude... We'll snag those rear control arms at some point though, maybe earlier in the morning before it gets too hot outside and I'll wear some clothes I don't mind gettin' dirty in. And it didn't blow, but it might have if we kept driving it... Tell Ari (sp?) not to get the IS. I'm so pissed

[Edited on August 12, 2010 at 7:09 PM. Reason : ,]

8/12/2010 7:02:12 PM

I use to get cookie cakes from The Great American Cookie Co. for my birthdays as a kid. They're yummalicious!

HBD!

8/12/2010 7:12:08 PM

^^

What did lexus say?? I will tell her but i liked it!

8/12/2010 8:06:31 PM

When I get the new front tires mounted, we'll flog the car around some turns so you can get a better feel for it. Front camber needs to be reduced a lot so you get a more even wear across the tire, rather than 90% of the wear on just 10% of the inner most of the tire. I doubt she'll drive it aggressively enough on the street to induce a "normal" wear pattern

I hope these new tires are just as nice... I really enjoyed the Turanza EL400, but for $300 a piece for just another 15k-20k miles, I think I'll pass...


[Edited on August 12, 2010 at 8:49 PM. Reason : .]

8/12/2010 8:47:31 PM

TO THE TOP

8/16/2010 1:51:26 PM

anyone with "shmo" in their username, is cool with me.

8/16/2010 2:12:29 PM

stephen is pretty epic. he's on his way over on a mission of mercy.

8/16/2010 2:26:17 PM

I do not fully understand the premise of this thread.

8/16/2010 2:27:03 PM

i think evan has a boner for shmorri2

8/16/2010 2:28:36 PM

thanks for your help. sorry i wasnt more sociable.

8/16/2010 3:21:46 PM

shmorri2 dug the hole?

8/16/2010 3:24:21 PM

yes

8/16/2010 3:25:40 PM

^It's okay. I totally understand.

8/16/2010 6:40:59 PM

This afternoon he took me into his home even though I am snotting-from-my-eyes sick and let me win at a video game. That's love right there.

8/17/2010 11:55:15 PM

i wish i could have hung out with him today :\

8/17/2010 11:56:17 PM

We pretty much spent the whole afternoon on the couch in front of the TV. You didn't exactly miss much. But it sure was nice to just chill away from my husband and kid.

8/18/2010 12:12:49 AM