Quote from the email I received today.

Quote :

"The first meeting will be about meetings: Best practices for hosting, participating, and running meetings. "

8/9/2010 12:24:46 PM

8/9/2010 12:28:30 PM

well it is important

poorly run and planned meetings are a huge waste of time.

8/9/2010 12:29:36 PM

the sad thing is that is true^ we've been wasting a man day a week per person doing meetings.

8/9/2010 12:30:25 PM

fuckin' a

8/9/2010 2:30:52 PM

Sounds like you're in store for an awesome power point presentation.

8/9/2010 2:34:10 PM

They're gonna need you to go ahead and come in on the weekend, mmkay.

8/9/2010 2:43:47 PM

We lovingly refer to my boss as Lundberg. 'Cept his voice sounds like he's been sucking on helium all day.

8/9/2010 2:47:59 PM

Sounds like somebody has a case of the Mondays.

8/9/2010 3:03:10 PM

You'd get your ass kicked for sayin' somethin' like that.

8/9/2010 3:05:45 PM

8/9/2010 3:06:41 PM

In these conjugal visits, you can have sex with women?

8/9/2010 10:02:21 PM

Two chicks at the same time.

8/9/2010 10:04:15 PM

yeaahhhh


my work is a dilbert/office space hybrid

8/9/2010 10:32:38 PM

but how will the meeting about meetings be productive if no one knows how to host, participate, or run a meeting?

might have to have a meeting about meetings about meetings....

shit did we just enter infinite recursion?

8/9/2010 10:34:34 PM

^ QUICK! DIVIDE THAT BY ZERO

8/9/2010 10:39:09 PM

I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills

8/9/2010 10:43:23 PM