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"Groom accidentally kills wedding guests August 9, 2010 11:14 a.m. EDT STORY HIGHLIGHTS * Groom accidentally shoots dead three family members * Six others injured including three children * Kalashnikov rifles often fired in celebration at weddings (CNN) -- Three family members at a wedding in Turkey have been accidentally shot dead by the groom firing an AK-47 rifle in celebration. The groom, Tevfik Altin, lost control of his rifle, spraying the guests with bullets and killing his father and two aunts and injuring six others, according to CNN Turk. It reported that Altin had been arrested after the incident in the village of Akcagoze in southeastern Turkey. Guns are often fired into the air in celebration in some parts of Turkey. One family member, who did not give his name, told CNN: "It happened very quickly. We all tried to take cover and there was blood all over. We are all very sad right now." The injured guests included three children aged 10, 12 and 16, according to CNN Turk. The Sehitkamil State hospital where some of the injured were brought confirmed it has one patient still in the hospital."

Aint that a bitch

8/10/2010 1:01:16 AM

wow

that is the worst day ever

8/10/2010 1:01:53 AM

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"Kalashnikov rifles often fired in celebration at weddings"

there's yer problem right there

redneck Turkish wedding

8/10/2010 1:03:30 AM

better than India and Pakistan where that shit happens on purpose

and before the wedding (because it would be with the "wrong" person)

8/10/2010 1:05:32 AM

it's in the name of honor, durrrrr

8/10/2010 1:06:20 AM

Always looking on the bright side, Snewf.

8/10/2010 1:06:40 AM

I'm generally very positive these days

but I'm not deluded

8/10/2010 1:07:27 AM

this is nobody's business but the Turks'.

8/10/2010 1:38:57 AM

He should have used a SCAR ... they only have like 10 bullets per clip

8/10/2010 1:53:38 AM

well that depends how many other people he's capped at weddings, he might have extended mags and scavenger pro already

8/10/2010 1:57:24 AM

do you think that was enough kills for him to prestige?

































i'm awful.

8/10/2010 1:57:24 AM

hopefully none of the victims were rocking copycat

8/10/2010 1:58:48 AM

yeah these guys will probably get revenge once they respawn

8/10/2010 1:59:40 AM

Looks like he'll be sleeping on the couch tonight.

8/10/2010 2:01:36 AM

Turkish delights?

8/10/2010 2:01:50 AM

uhh...awesome

8/10/2010 2:11:33 AM

tis sad....











...that one of them wasn't rocking commando to knife him before he got the shot off.

8/10/2010 2:14:14 AM

they might have survived if they took their painkiller

8/10/2010 2:16:44 AM

killstreak!

8/10/2010 2:25:40 AM

if he was rocking hardline, he could have called in a care package

8/10/2010 2:28:57 AM

You guys managed to turn a hilarious story into a lame and depressing thread with your whack references.

Congrats.

8/10/2010 2:51:55 AM

damn

8/10/2010 2:55:43 AM

Excellent TMBG reference though.

8/10/2010 8:40:32 AM

Wow... Well its a good thing they don't use rocket launchers at weddings then.

8/10/2010 8:45:15 AM

8/10/2010 8:48:26 AM

You guys managed to turn a hilarious lame and depressing story into a lame and depressing hilarious thread with your whack references.

Congrats.

8/10/2010 8:52:44 AM

haha wowwwwwwwwwwwww

8/10/2010 8:55:22 AM

COD4:MW2

8/10/2010 9:05:23 AM

id prob go into pretty bad depression and suicide over it. How sad

8/10/2010 9:23:23 AM

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"if he was rocking hardline, he could have called in a care package"

i wonder if he got a UAV.

8/10/2010 9:28:00 AM

Well he has 6 of them in last stand.... that fucking Pavelow is coming soon.

8/10/2010 9:37:26 AM

Guns don't kill people, weddings do.

8/10/2010 1:30:01 PM

i hate it when i shoot a 10 year old, a 12 year old, and a 16 year old, and all i get is hit markers

8/10/2010 2:16:40 PM

Chopper Style

8/10/2010 2:18:45 PM

Groomzilla

8/10/2010 2:19:44 PM

Motherfucker

I was going to do this at Joie and d7freestyler's wedding

Now I have to come up with something else

8/10/2010 2:23:33 PM

UAV is On Line

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

8/10/2010 2:24:44 PM

this whole story kind of put me through an emotional rollercoaster and reminded me of the time my best friend from high school was getting married...he was about to say "i do" when a care package fell on his head, killing him instantly

8/10/2010 2:33:58 PM

The younger kids were probably annoying him beforehand in the lobby by just shouting constantly

8/10/2010 2:46:33 PM

his father and two aunts couldve gotten some nice challenges if they had martyrdom on

8/10/2010 3:02:41 PM

Shotgun wedding.

8/10/2010 3:08:40 PM

I wonder if anyone had that one where you get the other guys' gun when he kills you.

8/10/2010 3:45:08 PM

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"You guys managed to turn a hilarious story into a lame and depressing thread with your whack references. Congrats."

You managed to be the only person who posted in the thread who didn't think it was funny.

Shut the fuck up.

8/10/2010 4:00:50 PM

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"RELIGION OF PEACE"

8/10/2010 8:09:22 PM

ahahaha. dumb SOBs.

8/10/2010 8:41:56 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUu4ZCx3xnE&NR=1

8/10/2010 9:58:41 PM

They shoulda turned gravity off to 0 so as not to attract the bullets back towards the ground...

8/11/2010 12:55:30 AM

Sometimes I fucking love TWW

8/11/2010 1:18:19 AM