ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Smells terrible, tastes almost as bad. 8/11/2010 7:00:28 PM |
synapse play so hard 60935 Posts user info edit post |
False 8/11/2010 7:01:10 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
You're icky. 8/11/2010 7:01:21 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Your mom is icky.
^^Truth. 8/11/2010 7:02:34 PM |
stateredneck All American 2966 Posts user info edit post |
LIES 8/11/2010 7:03:25 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Feel free to suggest or explain otherwise. 8/11/2010 7:04:15 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
Your mom is sticky.
8/11/2010 7:04:27 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
Your mom is icky because she's so sticky 8/11/2010 7:05:26 PM |
Yao Ming All American 866 Posts user info edit post |
fail thread is fail 8/11/2010 7:09:37 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
GASP
you don't like beer or wine?
i just don't know
*SHAKES HEAD*
I JUST DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, WOMAN 8/11/2010 7:26:43 PM |
LRlilDaddy All American 6511 Posts user info edit post |
beer is picky, but most of all beer is sticky 8/11/2010 7:27:49 PM |
NyM410 J-E-T-S 50084 Posts user info edit post |
Billions of people disagree with this thread.
But I will say it is the bane of my existence. It makes my goals hard to reach. I have a love-hate relationship with beer. 8/11/2010 7:31:19 PM |
armorfrsleep All American 7289 Posts user info edit post |
What is your drink of choice then? Probably some cloyingly sweet flavored vodka abomination. 8/11/2010 7:33:21 PM |
The Cricket All American 2302 Posts user info edit post |
I agree, it smells like your yeast infection. 8/11/2010 7:33:43 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
I'm not a beer fan either. I drink it on rare occasions when there aren't really any better options.
The major thing that I have against beer is the sheer amount that one has to drink to achieve an appropriate level of intoxication. Give me liquor any day. 8/11/2010 8:25:07 PM |
kiljadn All American 44689 Posts user info edit post |
youse a goddamn lie 8/11/2010 8:25:59 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
it only takes me like 5 beers to get drunk....
but then i can drink 500...
granted i'm going to be falling down and forgetting simply things like speech...
but i love beer 8/11/2010 8:29:09 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "The major thing that I have against beer is the sheer amount that one has to drink to achieve an appropriate level of intoxication." |
yeah i mean the only reason to drink beer is to get drunk
8/11/2010 8:29:45 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
5 beers is 60 freakin' ounces.
I don't have to drink anywhere near that volume of liquor to get toasty. And if I did, I'd have to have my stomach pumped.
^beer tastes too bad to drink it for any other reason
[Edited on August 11, 2010 at 8:32 PM. Reason : .] 8/11/2010 8:31:31 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I like beer, cause once I get drunk off it I still have my mind with me. When I get drunk of liquor it's a bad drunk.
But then again I also drink beer to drink it and not just to get drunk. I also drink beer to get drunk. That is why I have my favorite binge drinking beer and my favorite drink one or two with dinner beer. 8/11/2010 8:33:49 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
ethanol is ethanol
doesn't matter how you ingest it
just matters how much and how fast you ingest it
[Edited on August 11, 2010 at 8:37 PM. Reason : liquor probably makes you stupid b/c you ingest ethanol faster and in higher concentration with it] 8/11/2010 8:36:04 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
^that's exactly why. Because when I drink liquor drinks it's either a shot, or some fruity drink that I drink fast. When I drink beer I pretty much drink each beer the same pace and I can judge when I'll get drunk.
On liquor it's like one moment I'm sober and the next moment I'm trashed. 8/11/2010 8:53:58 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
i have this problem when i drink beer...
i drink beer like they might not ever make another beer if i don't drink every one i can possibly get my hands on that night... 8/11/2010 8:55:38 PM |
NeuseRvrRat hello Mr. NSA! 35376 Posts user info edit post |
^^don't blame liquor
blame yourself
[Edited on August 11, 2010 at 8:57 PM. Reason : afs] 8/11/2010 8:55:59 PM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
people that don't like beer haven't drunk enough beer 8/11/2010 8:57:57 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
that is a very true statement...
i had always heard you had to acquire a taste for beer and i always wondered why i would want to keep drinking something i didn't like in hopes that it would eventually be good to me...
then one day...about 2 3/4 beers in...it was like a light bulb went on and said "oh damn...i've drank more than 2 beers...and i like it...this is great stuff"
i gave up on liquor that very day 8/11/2010 9:00:18 PM |
TKE-Teg All American 43402 Posts user info edit post |
^well done! 8/11/2010 9:04:07 PM |
billytalent Suspended 12909 Posts user info edit post |
^^ exactly
honestly if someone doesn't like beer i don't trust there taste in anything food related
[Edited on August 11, 2010 at 9:06 PM. Reason : f] 8/11/2010 9:06:09 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
If I've got to acquire a taste for it...why?
I'll stick with the stuff that's awesome from the get-go.
Quote : | "But I will say it is the bane of my existence. It makes my goals hard to reach. I have a love-hate relationship with beer." |
And see...the prevalence of comments convinced me that I clearly was missing something...and I kept trying beer. I still will. There's no shortage of people willing to give someone a sip in hopes of converting them Has yet to happen. It's all gross.
Quote : | "yeah i mean the only reason to drink beer is to get drunk" |
The way it tastes and smells...yes, that is. Alcohol content is its only redeeming quality.8/11/2010 9:53:40 PM |
BIGcementpon Status Name 11318 Posts user info edit post |
If you think beer is icky, then you're buying shitty beer. 8/11/2010 9:57:02 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "If I've got to acquire a taste for it...why?" |
Because you'll learn to love it
That's what is meant by acquiring a taste
I can get a dictionary
Also, stop drinking shitty beer8/11/2010 9:57:58 PM |
BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "don't blame liquor
blame yourself" |
winner winner.
you should always be able to gauge what it's gonna do to you and know that limit sons.8/11/2010 10:01:31 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
I do...that's why I no longer get drunk on liquor. Because when I am drinking to get drunk I don't like only drinking two drinks and being done, I like to drink all night long.
When I drink liquor I only drink one or two and then I am done, unless I move to beer.
I prefer beer to liquor.
However, different type of alcohols will effect each person differently. That's why people don't drink certain types of liquors.
[Edited on August 11, 2010 at 10:08 PM. Reason : ] 8/11/2010 10:04:50 PM |
Misha All American 881 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Also, stop drinking shitty beer" |
8/11/2010 10:59:14 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
I had two beer tonight 8/11/2010 11:09:38 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
liquor drinks are typically too sweet for me - so sweet i don't even like one.
that said i do like the watermelon margaritas at neptunes, yum (but in moderation) the bloody marys at the times, double yum and the occasional vodka tonic
i used to LOVE vodka cran but even that is way way way too sweet for me now.
sucks doing shots/shooters because a plain like vodka or whiskey shot i cannot handle, it will make my stomach hurt or induce my gag reflex even if i'm not even tipsy yet. but shooters are too sweet and also make me feel ill/gaggy. washington apples are ok. and those orange crush things that taste like creamsicles(sp?).
usually i just prefer beer porfavor. 8/11/2010 11:16:26 PM |
bdmazur ?? ????? ?? 14957 Posts user info edit post |
I agree with the OP 8/11/2010 11:18:25 PM |
chargercrazy All American 2695 Posts user info edit post |
I haven't acquired a taste for beer. But I like wine and liquor. 8/11/2010 11:19:52 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "But I will say it is the bane of my existence. It makes my goals hard to reach." |
Yup.
I'm envious of people who don't like beer cause there's this whole delicious caloric world out there that I must resist while they "just don't like it."8/11/2010 11:25:35 PM |
se7entythree YOSHIYOSHI 17377 Posts user info edit post |
I don't like beer. It tastes bad. Smells kinda good though. I've tasted a bunch of different ones. The cheap natural light shit up to really thick & expensive porters and they're all icky. I can tolerate less than 1 bottle of leininkugel honey weiss and that's it.
I don't understand the acquired taste thing either. It tastes just as bad on the 10th try as the first.
I also can't really drink anyway bc of my MG, but I'm really good at holding my liquor so to speak on the handful of occasions when I've forced down enough to try to get drunk 8/11/2010 11:34:05 PM |
BridgetSPK #1 Sir Purr Fan 31378 Posts user info edit post |
So do y'all drink coffee? 8/11/2010 11:47:21 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
^Yup. And liked it straight away.
Glad to see I'm not alone in this sentiment.
Quote : | "If you think beer is icky, then you're buying shitty beer." |
I'm smart enough to not pay for a beverage that I know I don't like. I.e., I don't buy beer. Period. Makes it kind of hard to be buying shitty beer
Quote : | " I'm envious of people who don't like beer cause there's this whole delicious caloric world out there that I must resist while they "just don't like it."" |
I am aware, and appreciative, of this benefit
[Edited on August 12, 2010 at 12:05 AM. Reason : fd]8/12/2010 12:04:52 AM |
Snewf All American 63348 Posts user info edit post |
you're not drinking the right beer 8/12/2010 12:29:54 AM |
KeB All American 9828 Posts user info edit post |
any girl that says that won't swallow either
[/thread] 8/12/2010 12:36:11 AM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
Beer is cool. The more you drink, the less you can taste the alcohol/hops/bitterness and the more you can taste the different beer flavors.
For instance: A blueberry beer tastes like beer for a novice, but it'll taste like pure blueberries for expert beer drinkers. 8/12/2010 3:58:21 AM |
vinylbandit All American 48079 Posts user info edit post |
THE SNOZBERRY BEER TASTES LIKE SNOZBERRIES 8/12/2010 4:05:18 AM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
^^actually it all just tastes like water after about 6
[Edited on August 12, 2010 at 9:15 AM. Reason : sdf] 8/12/2010 9:15:15 AM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
you should give your residence in Colorado up to someone that enjoys beer as it's one of the great beer states in this country. 8/12/2010 9:16:31 AM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
^^ True 8/12/2010 9:21:54 AM |
Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
Thread should be renamed the "I'M A STUPID BITCH" thread. 8/12/2010 9:23:43 AM |