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DeltaBeta
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States that what has happened in this photo should never happen in nature.



Yet it seems to have happened in this case. Down is up, black is white, I don't know what to think anymore.

[Edited on August 12, 2010 at 2:46 PM. Reason : *]

8/12/2010 2:46:19 PM

BigHitSunday
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isnt that the name of the wife on kink of queens?

8/12/2010 2:46:49 PM

wlb420
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i think thats what he was going for



[Edited on August 12, 2010 at 2:58 PM. Reason : i take it back]

8/12/2010 2:48:27 PM

BigHitSunday
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i really dont understand this thread

unless i missed an episode

8/12/2010 2:49:06 PM

Tarun
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congrats!

8/12/2010 2:49:41 PM

sparky
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does not compute

8/12/2010 2:49:42 PM

DeltaBeta
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Everybody knows that Carrie Heffernan would never have married Doug in real life.

8/12/2010 2:51:28 PM

wwwebsurfer
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$, the great equalizer

8/12/2010 2:52:33 PM

bottombaby
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Wait. That's the groom? I thought it was her dad.

8/12/2010 2:53:53 PM

GeniuSxBoY
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Looks like that male and female of the same DNA sequence.

8/12/2010 2:55:04 PM

LivinProof78
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aww...poor Arab13

you people are mean

8/12/2010 2:55:48 PM

DeltaBeta
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I'm not saying dude's ugly. I'm saying she's WAY out of that guy's league. GG for him.

8/12/2010 2:56:21 PM

wlb420
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and as evidenced by the show, shit usually evens out eventually....she became downright scary by the end.

8/12/2010 2:57:01 PM

bottombaby
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*lol*

That really is Arab13!

D'aw. Sorry, dude.

8/12/2010 2:59:06 PM

BigHitSunday
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Doug isnt that bad lol

i mean what oher choice does she have in NY

on another note yall niggas are fucked up

[Edited on August 12, 2010 at 3:07 PM. Reason : g]

8/12/2010 3:06:47 PM

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8/12/2010 3:13:20 PM

Agent 0
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http://www.gasface.com?



[Edited on August 12, 2010 at 3:18 PM. Reason : .]

or possibly DAT ASS

[Edited on August 12, 2010 at 3:18 PM. Reason : .]

8/12/2010 3:18:15 PM

dweedle
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looks like Rex Ryan

8/12/2010 3:40:11 PM

Arab13
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fun things like this are what happens when photos are compressed improperly....

8/12/2010 3:48:41 PM

craptastic
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[Edited on August 12, 2010 at 3:50 PM. Reason : ]

8/12/2010 3:50:44 PM

Arab13
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yep, that's me first thing in the morning

8/12/2010 5:04:59 PM

LRlilDaddy
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is this thread about the fact that the church is empty and these people have no friends?

8/12/2010 5:22:36 PM

ThePeter
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The Care About this Thread Impossibility Theorem

8/12/2010 5:26:35 PM

Spontaneous
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I though this was a title of an episode of "The Big Bang Theory".

8/12/2010 6:23:27 PM

kiljadn
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some haters ITT



DeltaBeta u mad?

8/12/2010 6:28:43 PM

Arab13
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that's better!

and

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"is this thread about the fact that the church is empty and these people have no friends"


I don't think you know just how big duke chapel is man... the place holds 1800+

8/12/2010 6:40:19 PM

EMCE
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throw on those hater blockers, sir


congrats you two

8/12/2010 6:43:32 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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is that the chick with the ugly-ass engagement ring?

8/12/2010 6:58:53 PM

Arab13
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thx guys!

8/12/2010 7:00:20 PM

hgtran
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she doesn't seem out of his league to me.

8/12/2010 8:01:48 PM

State Oz
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I thought Carrie looked better after she put on a little weight..

I would have been rubbing on that fanny every night..

8/12/2010 8:56:22 PM

jtmartin
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assholes ITT

8/12/2010 9:03:00 PM

LRlilDaddy
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what, you didnt invite 1800 people to your wedding?




... loser

8/12/2010 9:05:03 PM

DeltaBeta
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Quote :
"DeltaBeta u mad?"


Mad? Nah, dude did good.

8/13/2010 8:56:34 AM

jbrick83
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Quote :
"she doesn't seem out of his league to me."


No...but close. I think all guys have ranges...and she's at the top of his range.

8/13/2010 8:59:34 AM

NyM410
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Well, really, if that is the case then there should be less vapid trolling and more "good job, guy" posts, right? I mean isn't that the goal? Find someone near the top of your range and if she isn't too crazy, put a ring on her?

Anyway, congratulations both of you.

8/13/2010 9:06:27 AM

Jeepin4x4
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trolls will never give credit, are you kidding?

8/13/2010 9:10:04 AM

jbrick83
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Quote :
"Well, really, if that is the case then there should be less vapid trolling and more "good job, guy" posts, right? I mean isn't that the goal? Find someone near the top of your range and if she isn't too crazy, put a ring on her?
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Yeah, but this is Chit-Chat...where most responses should be like..."Dude looks like the guy from the Bitter Beer Face commercials!!"



[Edited on August 13, 2010 at 9:18 AM. Reason : .]

8/13/2010 9:18:01 AM

Arab13
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/

8/13/2010 9:52:23 AM

hgtran
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Quote :
"No...but close. I think all guys have ranges...and she's at the top of his range."


we can't say what his range is without knowing his income. That could play a big role in the range.

8/13/2010 10:47:01 AM

G.O.D
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he's broke, I have all the $$$.

I just look good with make-up.

usually I am fat, covered in acne, and have melasma.

8/13/2010 12:16:16 PM

GeniuSxBoY
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Well, G.O.D, you do look absolutely stunning in your wedding pictures. It doesn't matter how fat or ugly you become because you always have these photos as bragging rights for the rest of your life.

Arab13, you're very handsome man. You're not perfect looking, but I bet your personality, wit, smile, and quirkiness make you perfect looking. I think your marriage will last.

[Edited on August 13, 2010 at 12:22 PM. Reason : .]

8/13/2010 12:21:38 PM

egyeyes
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They are an adorable couple and have wonderful chemistry.

Congrats you two!!

8/13/2010 12:22:24 PM

billytalent
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Quote :
"is that the chick with the ugly-ass engagement ring?"


yes

congrats guys, i think they look nice together

8/13/2010 12:36:30 PM

KeB
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i'm still waiting for DeltaBeta to post a pic of his chick ITT

8/13/2010 1:10:25 PM

DeltaBeta
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Why?

I'm still waiting on you to choke on a cock.

Look, assholes, this thread was SUPPOSED to be a compliment to Arab for marrying such a beautiful girl. A lighthearted joke about an average guy marrying a hottie, but no, YOU PEOPLE made it something it isn't.

That's right I said YOU PEOPLE.

[Edited on August 13, 2010 at 2:02 PM. Reason : *]

8/13/2010 2:00:52 PM

raiden
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you people

8/13/2010 2:01:57 PM

BigHitSunday
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hater gonna hate

8/13/2010 2:02:45 PM

DeltaBeta
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8/13/2010 2:05:08 PM

Mr. Joshua
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Quote :
"isnt that the name of the wife on kink of queens?"


i have not seen this gay porn film

8/13/2010 2:09:58 PM

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