heard them discussing this on Sirius XM Faction this morning with people calling in.

If you had to give up one of the following two, would you rather give up Sex or access to the Internet?

ponder this t-dubbers.

8/19/2010 11:51:11 AM

im afraid at the number of ppl that will give up sex

no interwebs for me thanks, twere the choice mine

8/19/2010 11:52:10 AM

8/19/2010 11:52:10 AM

how is this even a debate?

8/19/2010 11:52:37 AM

depends. can i still masturbate?

8/19/2010 11:52:55 AM

How am I supposed to get sex without the Internet!!!!!!!?

8/19/2010 11:53:36 AM

I think women have already made the choice for me.

8/19/2010 11:53:56 AM

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"how is this even a debate?"

it was quite the debate. people were calling in saying they were married and didn't get to have sex anyway so fuck it, give them the internet. people have their reasons for everything.

8/19/2010 11:54:40 AM

Tough choice

One of them is something I do like 5 hours a day, and the other is the internet

8/19/2010 11:55:23 AM

question to this:

is this giving up personal/home internet or all internet completely?

i'm not sure i'd want to be hunting the job market via classifieds in a newspaper.
having to mail multiple copies of documents to people that are commonly scanned and emailed now.
wait on written confirmation from people to serve as documented proof of approval for projects.

but at the same time, giving up sex seems impossible to do as stands

8/19/2010 11:55:54 AM

as long as i'm not giving up on orgasms, i could give up sex (aka intercourse).
i'm married, so that's easy enough. there are other ways to achieve an orgasm.
i really like my internet.

8/19/2010 11:57:56 AM

but but but but

how do i have sex without the internets?

8/19/2010 11:58:29 AM

sounds like an awesome marriage

8/19/2010 11:58:36 AM

i wasn't in the truck when they were going over the internet stipulations, but i'd have to imagine the internet as a whole.

i mean if we wanted we could say The Internet for 100% personal use so everything work related (if you are employed) could still be available. but the second it crosses the line to personal/recreational no.

8/19/2010 11:58:52 AM

MUST have internets!!

8/19/2010 12:00:24 PM

its scary that i'm not sure how many responses are sarcastic and how many are the desperation and addicted "MUST HAVES INTERWEBS" remarks

8/19/2010 12:01:07 PM

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"MUST have internets!!"

this doesn't bode well for the newlyweds. Sorry Arab13

8/19/2010 12:01:39 PM

Humans have gotten by for years without the internet. The same can't be said about sex.

8/19/2010 12:02:29 PM

^

8/19/2010 12:03:26 PM

I'm sure for most people on here, it's not even a choice. They're not getting sex.

8/19/2010 12:03:45 PM

true that

8/19/2010 12:04:06 PM

Does "internet" include phones, video games, and every internet-using product that gets invented?

Does "sex" include dry humping followed by fapping?

Does "invisibility" mean that you have to be naked?

Does "flight" mean that you can carry things with you while flying?

8/19/2010 12:04:33 PM

Hrm. I look at it this way. . .after being together for almost 9 years now, we've had LOTS of intercourse. And since having the kid, we probably sneak oral sex and such more often than we have intercourse. So as long as I'm not giving up anything other than penis in the vajayjay. . .let me keep my internet.

8/19/2010 12:05:53 PM

[Edited on August 19, 2010 at 12:17 PM. Reason : .]

8/19/2010 12:06:21 PM

ITT, women be crazy.

8/19/2010 12:07:41 PM

[Edited on August 19, 2010 at 12:16 PM. Reason : .]

8/19/2010 12:09:55 PM

With the Internet I still have porn

8/19/2010 12:10:17 PM

ITT, women call out their men

8/19/2010 12:13:12 PM

Having already hit my sexual peak, internet stays fo sho.

8/19/2010 1:00:02 PM

Buh bye internets.

8/19/2010 1:07:19 PM

give me invisibility and sex.

i'll find my porn elsewhere with invisibility

8/19/2010 1:19:00 PM

sex

cause I don't get it anyway

8/19/2010 1:19:37 PM

Sex, easy

I have better jacks than 90% of my lays anyway

8/19/2010 1:22:01 PM

seriously?

i can see women getting off easier/better with vibrators and other toys. but i thought men would prefer a BJ or sex to just jacking off.

i guess if you're really into yourself maybe that isn't true.

8/19/2010 1:23:35 PM

seriously? really?

8/19/2010 1:24:15 PM

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"Hrm. I look at it this way. . .after being together for almost 9 years now, we've had LOTS of intercourse. And since having the kid, we probably sneak oral sex and such more often than we have intercourse. So as long as I'm not giving up anything other than penis in the vajayjay. . .let me keep my internet."

Fuck you are gross - you know your kid is going to jump on the internet way back machine and read this when he is 10, right?

8/19/2010 1:24:36 PM

GGMon ITT

8/19/2010 1:25:46 PM

i'm going to go out on a limb here and assume giving up internet doesn't include internet use needed for work , like email, VPN and the such. i think they were probably talking about internet use for recreation purposes. if that's the case i'll give up the internet. if that's not the case then fuck...i dunno....either way would suck!!

8/19/2010 1:27:07 PM

I'd give up the internet, hands down.

8/19/2010 1:31:19 PM

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" i could give up sex (aka intercourse). i'm married, so that's easy enough."

sounds like a your husband is a lucky man

8/19/2010 2:07:40 PM

Sex

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8/19/2010 2:08:21 PM

bye internet!

8/19/2010 2:09:34 PM

I get more satisfaction from a good night of internet drama than laying waste to 70 virgins

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

8/19/2010 2:09:48 PM

Would this include giving up oral? If not then I'd wave buh-bye to sex.

I like giving/getting oral better anyway...but maybe I'm doing it wrong...

8/19/2010 2:16:36 PM

not a good comparison

the internet is unrestricted and unlimited

sex is not

8/19/2010 2:26:17 PM

until i can fall asleep with my dick inside the internet sex wins out.

8/19/2010 2:29:20 PM

^ lol

8/19/2010 2:37:04 PM

bump

8/19/2010 3:54:06 PM

the internet has porn.

8/19/2010 3:54:52 PM

Rather? Internet. But if work stuff isn't excluded it would pretty much have to be sex, as it would be fairly impossible to have a decent job that doesn't require internet in some form these days.

8/19/2010 3:57:01 PM