Thanks for giving me $5!

8/23/2010 11:01:56 AM

In my experience, ladies who sound cute on the phone turn out to be fat. Not "thick," not "full-figured," not "curvy." Fat. Y'all are fat.

8/23/2010 11:04:44 AM

bitch like to eat

8/23/2010 11:05:26 AM

that explains the phone sex industry

I'm not sure though - Vanessa P. didn't sound fat
plus I'm sure she gets lots of good exercise working at a call center

next thing you're going to tell me is that the girl voices on multi-player online games are fat chicks too - or little boys

8/23/2010 11:06:51 AM

In my experience, people with southern accents on the phone turn out to be stupid. Not "slow,", not "dimwitted," not "dense". Stupid. Y'all are stupid.

8/23/2010 11:07:37 AM

she didn't have a southern accent
she sounded like a hip young twenty-something

I liked her better than the Indian woman at UPS who told me no

8/23/2010 11:11:05 AM

They sound sweet on account of they got a cupcake stuck in they teeth.

8/23/2010 11:12:31 AM

the Indian girl was probably skinnier - I'll give you that

8/23/2010 11:18:53 AM

Quote :

"In my experience, ladies who sound cute on the phone turn out to be fat. Not "thick," not "full-figured," not "curvy." Fat. Y'all are fat. "

i've experienced this a few times myself. but then again i've experienced the sweet sounding voice turning out to be a HPOA as well.

8/23/2010 11:20:29 AM

either way

my trashy zombie novel will be shipped to me soon

8/23/2010 11:23:38 AM

The ones with raspy shitty smokers cough voices... are fuckin hot tho

8/23/2010 11:28:32 AM

in before the FroshKiller reference

8/23/2010 11:32:37 AM

do what now

8/23/2010 11:34:11 AM

I'm going to say hello to you the next time I see you

8/23/2010 11:34:41 AM

^^ any thread mentioning $5 ends with someone demanding you get paid by lafta.


Unless I missed that going down already

8/23/2010 12:08:44 PM