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"ParisHilton So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are here arresting h http://twitpic.com/2hrfnm 13 minutes ago via Twitpic"

i bet this is gonna come up first in google

8/24/2010 10:33:47 AM

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"glossyeyess less than a minute ago Wow. Is he trying to kill you?"

>_>

8/24/2010 10:36:45 AM

i think the real question is why are you following paris hilton?

8/24/2010 10:37:28 AM

cause she's hot and always getting into interesting situations

if you wanna follow a interesting person, follow spenserpratt

8/24/2010 10:39:12 AM

so you like...the way....her text ... looks?

8/24/2010 10:44:01 AM

shut up, you probably follow her or some hot girls as well, stop lyin

8/24/2010 10:46:52 AM

Quote :

"knifes"

8/24/2010 10:48:21 AM

Quote :

"why are you following paris hilton?"

Quote :

"cause she's hot"

lol...

8/24/2010 10:49:05 AM

i follow other celebrities that seemed cool but they're totally uninteresting on twitter
you name it, conan obrian, ben stiller, jim carrey is a lunatic

the most interesting ones the ones most likely to end up in tabloid magazines

8/24/2010 10:51:38 AM

stop making threads, dude...your stock went from "stupid" to "fucking idiot" in these past months.

8/24/2010 10:51:58 AM

I think it's been more than a few months since the redbox thread.

8/24/2010 10:54:00 AM

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"aw i am not1 ov ur bigest fans but i av2 say dat no1 shud av dat apenin 2dem ;O SOZ Paris xx<3xx"

wtf does this even say?

8/24/2010 10:54:41 AM

Pay up, jizz-lips!

8/24/2010 10:54:52 AM

Quote :

"knifes"

8/24/2010 12:31:50 PM

climbin' in yo' windows
snatchin' yo' people up

8/24/2010 12:47:46 PM

HIDE YO WIFE, HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO MAMA, COS DEY RAPIN EVERYBODY

8/24/2010 1:05:56 PM

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"your stock went from "stupid" to "fucking idiot" in these past months."

8/24/2010 1:13:58 PM

Don't ever pay, lafta.

8/24/2010 1:15:07 PM

PAY THE GODDAMNED FIVE DOLLARS YOU CUMGARGLING PARIS HILTON FANBOY




[Edited on August 24, 2010 at 2:14 PM. Reason : ]

8/24/2010 2:13:40 PM

Quote :

"i think the real question is why are you following paris hilton?"

8/24/2010 2:30:23 PM

another worthless thread by the most worthless poster on this site

8/24/2010 2:52:38 PM

Quote :

"cause she's hot and always getting into interesting situations if you wanna follow a interesting person, follow spenserpratt"

No she isn't.

8/24/2010 2:55:33 PM

IS EVERYONE IN KAHOOTS WITH LAFTA AND TRYING TO TROLL ME?

OR IS LAFTA SERIOUSLY THAT GOOD AT TROLLING ALL OF YOU?

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message

8/24/2010 2:56:34 PM

lets get some pics in here

8/24/2010 2:57:45 PM

if you like anorexic women then I guess

8/24/2010 3:31:46 PM

i have a fetush for women with a lazy eye too

8/24/2010 3:32:27 PM

ahhahahahhahahah

8/24/2010 3:44:05 PM

Quote :

"fetush"

8/24/2010 3:45:14 PM

in my defense the I key is right next to the U key.

8/24/2010 3:46:10 PM

what kind of a "man" follows the Paris Hilton twitter feed? Also - what kind of man uses twitter?

8/24/2010 3:47:53 PM

gg

8/24/2010 3:49:25 PM

i held out on twitter as long as i could, i follow paris cause she's hot and posts racy photos and provocative videos from time to time,
in these tough economic times its important to identify where one can save money, especially on high priced quality racy photos
& as far as twitter is concerned y'all need to stop fighting human evolution or risk becoming obsolete,
i bet yall still update your friends and family on your geocities website

8/24/2010 5:06:29 PM

I think she was well broken in a looooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago.

8/24/2010 5:07:20 PM

Paris is hot as shit, y'all fucking crazy.

wouldn't follow anyone's twitter except Shannon Brinson's though

8/24/2010 5:13:27 PM

lol at all the bitter people here who just diss any girl cause they can't get one

quit acting like you wouldn't fuck her if you had the chance.

8/24/2010 5:57:49 PM

I'd hit it, no doubt



if I already had herpes

[Edited on August 24, 2010 at 6:10 PM. Reason : .]

8/24/2010 6:10:05 PM

LAFTA PAY THAT GODDAMNED $5 YOU OWE, YOU WELCHING LITTLE TURD

8/25/2010 11:24:53 AM

Quote :

"quit acting like you wouldn't fuck her if you had the chance."

no

8/25/2010 11:31:05 AM

Quote :

"I'd hit it, no doubt if I already had herpes"

8/25/2010 5:14:33 PM