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Mr. Joshua
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Does that sound white trashy on purpose?

8/24/2010 1:32:35 PM

justinh524
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idk but it would stop me from robbing a house

8/24/2010 1:34:23 PM

WOLPFACK
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those commercials are really annoying

8/24/2010 1:34:35 PM

BubbleBobble
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Quote :
"idk but it would stop me from robbing a house"


this made me laugh

8/24/2010 1:35:13 PM

dweedle
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i like the one where the ex boyfriend kicks in the door lol

8/24/2010 1:35:31 PM

H8R
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Hahahahahaahhahahaahahaha

We used to call the computer lab help people CPI

For chair Pusher inner because they would come around to straighten the furniture

8/24/2010 1:39:05 PM

V0LC0M
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those commercials are really annoying

8/24/2010 3:38:23 PM

Mr. Joshua
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Oh, it's based out of Charlotte. That explains the bad accent.

8/24/2010 4:14:03 PM

NCSUStinger
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If youre a woman, living alone in a 5 bedroom house, chances are most men want to kill you.

8/24/2010 4:31:26 PM

Mr. Joshua
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http://www.break.com/tv-shows/saturday-night-live/broadview-security-1780467.html

8/24/2010 4:33:35 PM

Mr. Joshua
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It's always tweaked out white people kicking in doors.

7/2/2013 12:59:45 AM

BigHitSunday
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I like the one where that nigga mystikal kicked in the doe

7/2/2013 1:56:10 AM

Mr. Joshua
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DANGER!!!

7/2/2013 1:57:19 AM

Knarf
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i like the one where the guy is like staring at the home owner, smirking, and the home owner is like "get out of my house"

7/2/2013 3:44:02 AM

ncsuapex
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I like the one with the retarded meathead kicks in the door, the alarm is going off, the CPI voice is telling him to leave the premise and he's just standing there with that dumb look on his face like he's mystified he doesn't know where the voice is coming from.

7/2/2013 5:45:11 AM

Jeepin4x4
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yeah i like the one with AC Slater too.

7/2/2013 7:53:35 AM

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I've set CPI alarms off before and they've never been all IDENTIFY YOURSELF and LEAVE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY

7/2/2013 8:42:30 AM

nothing22
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i've always heard it as a sassy black lady and she's tired of your shit

7/2/2013 8:56:39 AM

crazy_carl
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Ive always wondered if they change the accent in different geographical areas, is there a boston accent in Massachusetts?

7/2/2013 11:59:33 AM

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their only locations are in nc and ga

7/2/2013 12:26:31 PM

BridgetSPK
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Occasionally, I have to resist the urge to kick in store doors.

^^^I think they use different voices. The one I'm familiar with is a black woman. Do they have one with a man at all? I know women's voices are easier to understand.

[Edited on July 2, 2013 at 12:28 PM. Reason : ?]

7/2/2013 12:27:39 PM

ncstateccc
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7/2/2013 1:45:27 PM

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