i'm looking for sayings similar to

"when pigs fly"
or
"when hell freezes over"


plz to help.

8/25/2010 7:53:46 PM

"When lafta pays up"

8/25/2010 7:54:32 PM

"when doves fly"

-prince

8/25/2010 7:54:36 PM

^^lol

8/25/2010 7:54:49 PM

Anyway, this is what you're looking for http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adynaton

8/25/2010 7:56:28 PM

When the crawfish whistles on the mountain

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8/25/2010 7:59:56 PM

8/25/2010 7:59:57 PM

awww man i cant use any of those....


oh well.


if yall think of anything lemme know

8/25/2010 8:02:02 PM

When a black man becomes president! when a woman becomes president!

8/25/2010 8:03:53 PM

http://newtontxnetwork.com/tour/oldsay/

a long list of sayings, but they dont all (in fact most dont) fit the scheme youre looking for

8/25/2010 8:09:29 PM

When BubbleBobble moves out of his parents' basement

8/25/2010 8:39:58 PM

"when monkeys fly out of my butt"

8/25/2010 8:40:11 PM

"When the world ends."

8/25/2010 9:00:01 PM

When my farts don't smell like shit.

8/25/2010 9:03:14 PM

So you want more "Never gonna happen" saying or just stupid sayings like "Does a Bear Shit in the woods?"?

8/25/2010 9:03:27 PM

when fat pigggss flyyyyy

8/25/2010 9:26:49 PM

ahahhahahaha whats funny is that this may be a theme on our wedding invitations.

and im laughing at the prospects:


pigs are flying
minkeys are coming out of my butt
love is in the air

8/25/2010 9:38:06 PM

"when bubblebobble moves out of his parents' basement"

8/25/2010 9:40:13 PM

Quote :

""When lafta pays up""

8/26/2010 2:05:41 AM

Quote :

"when fat pigggss flyyyyy"

you'll be salivating

[Edited on August 26, 2010 at 2:24 AM. Reason : .]

8/26/2010 2:24:37 AM

Quote :

""When lafta pays up" "

Win.

8/26/2010 2:43:46 AM

Quote :

""when doves fly" "

hopefully this was done on purpose

8/26/2010 2:47:12 AM

Quote :

"MINKEYS ARE COMING"

Quote :

"COMING OUT "

Quote :

"OUT OF MY BUTT"

8/26/2010 3:17:54 AM

Quote :

" "when fat pigggss flyyyyy" you'll be salivating "

wow, props man. I figured no one else in here would even know what I was talking about


[Edited on August 26, 2010 at 7:46 AM. Reason : ]

8/26/2010 7:44:24 AM

"when Joie lets me fuck her"

8/26/2010 9:30:40 AM

SKY BACON

8/26/2010 10:12:11 AM

^^^my band in high school played a show with them. I'm a fan.

[Edited on September 3, 2010 at 7:30 PM. Reason : .]

9/3/2010 7:29:39 PM

i, too, like red animal war.

9/3/2010 7:38:28 PM

There are not a lot of idioms that mean never.
Another is "If wishes were horses, beggars would ride."

Not as popular as pigs flying or cold hell idioms.


another cold hell one is "Not a snowballs chance in hell"

[Edited on September 3, 2010 at 7:55 PM. Reason : ]

9/3/2010 7:54:02 PM

If "ifs" and "buts" were fruits and nuts, every day would be Christmas

9/3/2010 8:01:13 PM

Quote :

"CHRISTMAS FRUIT NUTS"

9/3/2010 8:05:56 PM

That was my Dad's favorite quote. Make another joke about it, and I will find you and bury you

9/3/2010 8:07:18 PM

djeternal about to whoop whoop some ass ITT

9/3/2010 8:08:32 PM

Quote :

"EVERY DAY NUTS"

9/3/2010 8:12:42 PM

I will paypal $100 to the first person that gives me his address

9/3/2010 8:13:36 PM

Well, that was easy. $100 paid. If I were you, I would lock my deadbolt tonight


not that it will matter

9/3/2010 8:16:15 PM

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! If you knew where I lived, you would know that I don't have a deadbolt.

9/3/2010 8:17:53 PM

i have never seen the place, just got the address. thanks for the input though, that makes it easier

9/3/2010 8:19:00 PM

Quote :

" What does hope mean, hope that things can get better in spite of adversity. The ’83 team taught us that. When Dereck Whittenburg went down and everybody said we couldn’t and there was no way we could win and a kid named Ernie Myers stepped in and we lost a few, then we won a few, and then Dereck came back and every sports writer in America said that…I remember my favorite quote....that trees would tap dance, elephants would drive in the Indianapolis 500, and Orson Welles would skip breakfast, lunch and dinner before NC State figured out a way to win the NCAA tournament, well… this team taught me that elephants are going to be driving in the Indianapolis 500 someday….(applause). The ’83 team taught me about dreaming and the importance of dreams, because nothing can happen if not first a dream. If you have someone with a dream, you have a motivated person with a dream and a goal and a vision, if you have someone who never gives up, who has great hope, and that team taught me the persistence, the idea of never, ever quitting. Don’t ever give up, don’t ever stop fighting!"

9/3/2010 8:29:42 PM

^ winner

9/3/2010 8:30:48 PM

NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE

9/3/2010 8:38:50 PM

damn, that Jimmy V shit literally brought a tear to my eye

9/3/2010 8:40:47 PM

JeffreyBSG beat me to it.


(It's a little airborne but it's still good!)

9/3/2010 8:57:19 PM

Quote :

"CHRISTMAS FRUIT DAY"

9/3/2010 9:45:56 PM

how do my balls taste?

9/3/2010 9:46:32 PM

Your mom says they're slightly salty.

9/3/2010 10:03:15 PM