8/29/2010 2:34:41 AM

once she gives you the other 5, you'll be in business.

8/29/2010 2:35:09 AM

^lol

8/29/2010 2:36:36 AM

^^A+ comment, would read again

8/29/2010 2:36:49 AM

But hers is an 843...

8/29/2010 2:37:07 AM

Well they each called me while I was talking to them so I got that shit on record.

8/29/2010 2:39:26 AM

and you still went home alone

8/29/2010 3:26:12 AM

you fucking suck

8/29/2010 3:26:58 AM

thats pretty fucking weak dude.

8/29/2010 3:28:37 AM

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"and you still went home alone"

8/29/2010 4:40:33 AM

Why would you post this

8/29/2010 4:55:08 AM

shadowrunner ftw

for real though, two numbers is great and all

but i went home with the same girl both nights and she made me breakfast in between

(*insert "i, too, have had sex" here*)

8/29/2010 4:57:02 AM

I, too, have had random sex...





































...with random objects

8/29/2010 8:45:34 AM

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"shadowrunner ftw"

its a quote from the office

8/29/2010 10:19:15 AM

Numbers don't mean much.

What's your number to close ratio?

I'd say maybe 10% of numbers result in a sexual romance, if you're lucky.

8/29/2010 10:26:43 AM

I dunno man- mine was aloooot higher than that... more like 67%

8/29/2010 10:29:41 AM

wait...is this not a normal thing?

8/29/2010 10:31:46 AM

Ive been in a dry spell lately so just getting the digits was a small victory. I probably wont even call the first girl, she was just going to be a slump buster anyways. Not that shes fat, just wasn't really into her. The girl from last night is fine as frog hair so I'll give it a few days and call her.

8/29/2010 10:33:05 AM

Numbers are meaningless. You're not 21 anymore.

8/29/2010 10:39:18 AM

k

8/29/2010 10:41:04 AM

Why would you post this

8/29/2010 11:36:54 AM

Quote :

"AS FROG HAIR"

8/29/2010 11:57:26 AM

closing time.. bud.

8/29/2010 12:59:12 PM