there's no other explanation for this shit

http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/09/01/california.chimney.death/index.html

9/1/2010 7:11:47 PM

mmm hmm

9/1/2010 7:12:53 PM

Quote :

"(CNN) -- The decomposed body of a California doctor was found lodged in her boyfriend's chimney, several days after she had apparently attempted to get inside his home, police said. Internist Jacquelyn Kotarac, 49, had been reported missing on Thursday, Bakersfield, California, police said in a statement Tuesday. Her body was found lodged in the fireplace flue on Saturday. Kotarac was last seen Wednesday night at about 10:15 p.m., "trying to force her way inside (the home) as she was involved in a dating relationship with the resident," police said. "The resident left the house undetected to avoid a confrontation and stayed the night elsewhere." Authorities did not identify the boyfriend or say why Kotarac was attempting to get inside his home. Kotarac did not arrive for work on Thursday, and her assistant and the boyfriend searched for her at his home. Her car and belongings were there, but there was no indication she had gotten inside, police said. The boyfriend and her medical staff reported her missing. "Her purse was there, with her phone, all her money, all her credit cards, all that stuff," neighbor Terri Terrazas told CNN affiliate KBAK-TV. Thursday night, the boyfriend stayed at the home before leaving for Europe, police told KBAK. "Friday night, we could smell something," Terrazas told the station. And "someone down the street said they thought they heard someone yelling quietly for help." But the sound was dismissed as coming from kids playing in a nearby pool, KBAK reported. Kotarac was found by a friend of the boyfriend's, who stopped by to feed his fish while he was away, police said. "The house sitter detected a strong odor coming from the fireplace, and upon inspection located the deceased woman lodged in the flue approximately two feet above the top of the fireplace interior opening." It took authorities five hours to dismantle the chimney and flue from the exterior of the home enough to remove Kotarac's body, authorities said. There was no evidence of foul play, police said, and "all the evidence thus far indicates Kotarac accessed the roof via a ladder and on her own volition removed the chimney cap and slid down the flue feet first." Kotarac's family told KBAK they are horrified to think she could have spent several days lodged in the flue. They said she graduated from medical school with honors, and KBAK reported that Kotarac was voted a favorite local doctor last year. An autopsy was planned for Tuesday, police said, but did not immediately return a call from CNN on Wednesday."

9/1/2010 7:13:04 PM

Somebody watched the Grinch a few times too many as a kid.

9/1/2010 7:14:10 PM

and for some reason the search results for a google image search on "Jacquelyn Kotarac" are cracking me up



[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 7:20 PM. Reason : f]

9/1/2010 7:14:51 PM

what a stupid bitch. i guess anybody can graduate from medical school these days.

9/1/2010 7:21:11 PM

why do I find this funny?

9/1/2010 10:04:23 PM

It's a little early for flue season, RIGHT GUYS?

9/1/2010 10:06:15 PM

Quote :

"An autopsy was planned for Tuesday, police said, but did not immediately return a call from CNN on Wednesday."

This sentence bothers me.

9/2/2010 12:05:57 AM

1. That's gotta suck being two feet from freedom and not getting there

2. What made her die. did it get smaller? did she break something? If it were me I'd be working like a fool to get out but then again I'd never go down a chimney in the first place. What if that shits lit?

3. What a horrible way to die. Wonder how long it took her to. What was the cause? dehydration? And why didn't she scream louder? or kick stones loose or something??

9/2/2010 12:11:53 AM

lol, 49 years old and still and internist?

9/2/2010 12:41:16 AM

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""someone down the street said they thought they heard someone yelling quietly for help." But the sound was dismissed as coming from kids playing in a nearby pool"

So the thought of kids in a pool yelling for help didn't concern this person either. Wow.

9/2/2010 4:14:18 AM

her arms were probably pinned at her sides or straight up over her head

she was doomed

9/2/2010 7:52:27 AM

Quote :

"It took authorities five hours to dismantle the chimney and flue from the exterior of the home enough to remove Kotarac's body, authorities said."

I'd be pissed if I came home and my chimney had been dismantled because of this jealous bitch!!

9/2/2010 8:00:29 AM

God is greatfake.
Beer is good fucking awesome.
PeopleBitches are is crazy.

9/2/2010 9:03:16 AM

Quote :

"the boyfriend searched for her at his home."

Quote :

"Thursday night, the boyfriend stayed at the home before leaving for Europe"

Okay if you've been stuck in there for a day and you know someone is home, why not make all kinds of noise to alert them of your presence? If people are looking for you INSIDE the house, they will hear you screaming and kicking and stuff.

9/2/2010 9:04:57 AM

Cause she didn't want to get caught... probably. people are stupid.

9/2/2010 9:06:21 AM

^^Who knows. Maybe she thought there was a possibility that she could still get out (or in?) and didn't want to get caught.

It sucks that we'll never hear her side of the story. Probably would have been pretty funny.

[Edited on September 2, 2010 at 9:12 AM. Reason : quick posters ITT]

9/2/2010 9:07:07 AM

we actually agreed.

you carroted me though

9/2/2010 9:08:01 AM