http://www.howtogiveahandjob.net/

9/1/2010 7:16:31 PM

9/10; for the site creator

9/1/2010 7:24:53 PM

I approve.

9/1/2010 7:40:04 PM

Nice. I was only coming here to say that there's no such thing as a good handjob.

9/1/2010 7:41:22 PM

hehehe

9/1/2010 7:43:19 PM

That was awesome.

9/1/2010 7:44:47 PM

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"there's no such thing as a good handjob."

9/1/2010 8:05:32 PM

Whatever. A hand job has to at least be better than doing it yourself.

9/1/2010 8:06:18 PM

^Mad because she specializes in handjobs

9/1/2010 8:12:24 PM

lol

yes, i am a handjob specialist.

9/1/2010 8:14:22 PM

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"Whatever. A hand job has to at least be better than doing it yourself. "

Obviously a woman.

9/1/2010 8:25:04 PM

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"Whatever. A hand job has to at least be better than doing it yourself."

disagree

9/1/2010 8:27:20 PM

Fine fine. I'll back out of the sausage fest.

9/1/2010 8:30:53 PM

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""Whatever. A hand job has to at least be better than doing it yourself.""

Negative

9/1/2010 8:32:35 PM

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"THE SAUSAGE FEST"

9/1/2010 8:32:57 PM

interesting... why?

9/1/2010 8:33:15 PM

interesting.... tell us less

9/1/2010 8:35:37 PM

Think of it like getting your oil changed at jiffy lube. Sure, you don't have to do it yourself, but there's also the chance that they'll break your car due to their unrefined technique.

[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 8:37 PM. Reason : .]

9/1/2010 8:36:40 PM

Ya know, that's a pretty damn good example

I'll also add that if the girl knows what she's doing, then I take that back. However, therein lies the problem.

[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 8:40 PM. Reason : ]

9/1/2010 8:38:03 PM

I believe that if a girl knows what she is doing, then she'd be sucking your dick already instead of just a handjob. But, maybe she has strep throat or something.

9/1/2010 8:44:22 PM

I was gonna say something along that line bmel

but I guess it's kinda stating the obvious

but isn't that what we're here for

9/1/2010 8:45:13 PM

Man, I dont beleive any girl above the age of 18 can suck at giving a hand job...even if it did suck, itd be way better than doing it yourself imho.

I knoooow you wolfwebbers have got your technique down and everything, but come on....youd rather give yourself a handjob then a girl give you one? for real?

9/1/2010 8:51:19 PM

seriously?

really?

9/1/2010 8:53:28 PM

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"youd rather give yourself a handjob then a girl give you one? for real?"

Yes. A hand job isn't even the sexual equivalent of third place. It is more like the trophy every kid gets at the end of the season for just being on the team.

9/1/2010 9:08:48 PM

well I'd rather be fingered by a guy than do it myself.

9/1/2010 9:10:30 PM

I guess I get it.

It seems like most of the time I'm always slapping a guy away in order to finish the job myself. However, I do appreciate a hand getting started.

9/1/2010 9:13:26 PM

I lol'd. GG

9/1/2010 9:13:44 PM

^^^^FOR REAL?..sexual equivalent of third place? on earth..what are you talking about. sorry, I just dont agree with that. Makes.No.Sense

[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 9:15 PM. Reason : k]

9/1/2010 9:14:38 PM

obv you haven't had terrible handjobs before

9/1/2010 9:17:00 PM

9/1/2010 9:19:07 PM

^^^
I totally agree with the "not even third place" remark

giving a handjob and nothing else almost qualifies as being a tease

9/1/2010 9:19:44 PM

man, I dont think girls can give great hand jobs, but I dont care. I would much rather have them touching my dick than me...dig?

lol...third place...HAH! Look at me, I am too good for a hand job...step aside woman i dont need your hand outs. Yeah, I mean, hopefully the hand job leads to other things...thats what happens!

[Edited on September 1, 2010 at 9:29 PM. Reason : hand outs]

9/1/2010 9:27:46 PM

all baseball puns aside, a good comfortable handjob is at least third base. Hardest I've ever busted a nut was from a girl repeatedly choking up on me like I was a bat.

9/1/2010 9:34:37 PM

lol

9/1/2010 9:35:36 PM

been given it proper since 1999

9/2/2010 12:42:19 AM

^what were you? 14 at the time?

9/2/2010 12:43:09 AM

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"I believe that if a girl knows what she is doing, then she'd be sucking your dick already instead of just a handjob. But, maybe she has strep throat or something."

some form of truth being spoken here, i got a pretty diesel handy/titjob from a chick who just had her wisdom teeth pulled out whilst being ragbound.

9/2/2010 12:47:00 AM

So who's givin me a hanjo?

9/2/2010 1:02:48 AM

grip it and rip it

9/2/2010 1:22:24 AM

look I'll never turn down a handy-jay but nothing's going to come of it
I mean, its not really going anywhere

except maybe sex

9/2/2010 1:40:05 AM

I would like to experience an HJ from a girl so I know what you are all talking about ITT.

9/2/2010 7:25:33 AM

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"Whatever. A hand job has to at least be better than doing it yourself."

no

9/2/2010 7:32:48 AM

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"Yes. A hand job isn't even the sexual equivalent of third place. It is more like the trophy every kid gets at the end of the season for just being on the team. "

ahahahahahaha

9/2/2010 7:58:47 AM

I don't even think I can bust a nut from a girl giving me a handjob anymore. My dick is like a security system that can only be unlocked by scanning my fingerprints. But it can be disabled by the moisture from the inside of a mouth or vagina.

9/2/2010 8:10:03 AM

ITT, jbrick says he's gay.

9/2/2010 9:02:25 AM

In another topic, wdprice reveals he's lowly campus security.

9/2/2010 9:04:52 AM

Hahaha, you and Billy. You two are easy.

9/2/2010 9:05:46 AM

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"Think of it like getting your oil changed at jiffy lube. Sure, you don't have to do it yourself, but there's also the chance that they'll break your car due to their unrefined technique."

Perfect analogy. As a self-proclaimed auto technician and denouncer of Jiffy Lube, I'll NEVER let them touch my junk because they as a whole are morons who could fuck up an anvil. Jiffy Lube employees get paid about like grocery store baggers.

Along the same lines, nobody but me jacks my cock. Because I know exactly what I like and how to do it...and I have yet to meet a woman who can do it better.

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"Man, I dont beleive any girl above the age of 18 can suck at giving a hand job...even if it did suck, itd be way better than doing it yourself imho. I knoooow you wolfwebbers have got your technique down and everything, but come on....youd rather give yourself a handjob then a girl give you one? for real?"

E, my last longterm girlfriend was 34...and she was fucking HORRIBLE at giving handjobs. I was thinking it would be gentler if she had used a pipewrench. In that instance, my hand wins out over hers anytime.

Now a blowjob? Different story, but I'm picky, have to coach them on what I like. And I can't reach down far enough to suck my own wee-wee.

9/2/2010 10:11:06 AM

The only good thing about a handjob is that is usually leads to bigger and better things. But in that case, it wouldn't really be called a job, since it doesn't finish anything, it's only a pre-cursor or a "primer."

I can't remember the last time I got just a hand-job. Maybe sophomore year in college??

9/2/2010 10:18:05 AM

9/2/2010 10:22:09 AM