breaking news on cnn.com

[Edited on September 2, 2010 at 11:38 AM. Reason : http://www.wdsu.com/r/24854300/detail.html]

9/2/2010 11:38:18 AM

GM trying to sell Volts?

9/2/2010 11:39:13 AM

Oh Jesus Fucking Christ

9/2/2010 11:39:48 AM

Quote :

"Oil rig explodes 80 miles off Louisiana coast; 12 people reported overboard and one missing, the Coast Guard says. "

9/2/2010 11:40:18 AM

9/2/2010 11:41:32 AM

BOYCOTT MARINER ENERGY

BLAME KEN GRIFFEY

9/2/2010 11:41:46 AM

new oileans

^lol...the baseball player?

[Edited on September 2, 2010 at 11:42 AM. Reason : i]

9/2/2010 11:42:03 AM

9/2/2010 11:42:10 AM

DRILL BABY DRILL!!!!!!!!!1111

9/2/2010 11:43:50 AM

Troy gonna have a hard time huntin ALLLEEEGATUHS

9/2/2010 11:46:14 AM

qntmfred locked the other one, and made it look like i was kissing ass but i meant to carat the post above his

9/2/2010 11:46:18 AM

too late now. record is set in stone

ass = kissed

9/2/2010 11:46:59 AM

lol, i was wondering if lunak's actually came first and qntm just locked hers cause he could

9/2/2010 11:47:31 AM

^

9/2/2010 11:48:09 AM

due to the thread lock, my ass remains unkissed

9/2/2010 11:48:15 AM

you can always create another thread

9/2/2010 11:49:30 AM

Any news on whether this thing is leaking?

9/2/2010 11:57:26 AM

The BP disaster was a result of a cascading failure of safety systems. I'll be VERY surprised if this leaks as well.

9/2/2010 12:02:34 PM

Reports are saying that the rig wasn't producing any product... Hopefully it wasn't active

9/2/2010 12:03:03 PM

BAN OIL RIGS

BAN OIL

BAN CARS

VIVA LA HIPPIES

9/2/2010 12:05:07 PM

It wasn't producing oil; the last person is now accounted for, injured to some extent but alive.

9/2/2010 1:18:07 PM

reports of oil sheen on the water now

ruh-roh



and now that everybody is distracted, BP is taking the opportunity to take the cap off their broken well! LOLOL http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/09/02/gulf.oil.disaster/index.html?hpt=T2

[Edited on September 2, 2010 at 2:22 PM. Reason : ehe]

9/2/2010 2:21:51 PM

9/2/2010 2:24:46 PM

I think we're all missing the most important point here:

Quote :

"Thirteen workers were present during the explosion, but all are still alive and were spotted floating in the water wearing emergency gear called gumby suits."

9/2/2010 3:09:26 PM

Quote :

"BAN OFFSHORE OIL RIGS BAN OIL BAN CARS VIVA LA HIPPIES"

9/2/2010 4:32:43 PM

It's okay. The plume will be eaten by water microbes just like last time.

9/2/2010 4:36:27 PM

^^

9/2/2010 5:05:08 PM

WHEN IS THIS ALL GOING TO END?




answer: when all the oil rigs blow up

9/2/2010 5:26:49 PM

you should consider changing your username

9/2/2010 5:40:22 PM

Save an oil rig,
Burn a hippie

9/2/2010 5:43:37 PM

Quote :

"you should consider changing your username"

you should, too.

9/2/2010 5:58:52 PM

um, ok

with that post, i reiterate my previous statement

9/2/2010 5:59:34 PM

let me know when your djerection goes down.

9/2/2010 6:40:38 PM

personally, i am for the exploding oil rigs. the oil keeps the jellyfish from taking over the planet.

9/2/2010 8:15:40 PM