So this guy thinks he has convinced me I have received $300 in my PayPal account for a Blackberry Tour. He sent a very impressive email that clones the payment received notification you would actually get from PayPal. I emailed him back and put thank you, the package has been sent.

My cat took a shit in the floor this morning, I am trying to decide if I should mail that to him. The only problem with that is it would cost me money to mail shit to him.

Can anyone think of anything funny I can do to this guy? I want to see his email response when he gets a box of shit or something similar.

9/2/2010 6:58:06 PM

http://www.419eater.com/

9/2/2010 6:58:59 PM

why have you saved the cat shit this long either way?

9/2/2010 7:00:51 PM

its in an inside out food lion bag in the trash can tied off

9/2/2010 7:02:30 PM

I like the fact that you made sure to tell us the bag was inside out.

9/2/2010 7:03:45 PM

The best way to pick up cat shit is using a food lion bag like a glove, pick it up, pull it through and then tie it off.

The cat regularly shits where its not supposed to so I have this down to a system.

Maybe I should just mail this fucker the cat?

9/2/2010 7:05:07 PM

It's a lengthy read, but I swear it's worth it.

http://www.bamferproductions.com/spamemail.htm

tl;dr - guy gets scammer to do a bunch of random shit

9/2/2010 7:11:37 PM

you know, i dont think shit will make it through customs

9/2/2010 7:14:13 PM

^^im reading that tomorrow

9/2/2010 7:40:04 PM

send it pod

9/2/2010 9:23:47 PM

some dude got jail time for putting shit stains on his power bill and mailing it in to the power company but i don't know if that law applies to nigerian scammers

9/2/2010 9:26:58 PM

I think he would look like a hero.

9/2/2010 9:34:22 PM

i read that whole long spam email thing. entertaining.

9/2/2010 9:35:33 PM