AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
Why do I want to fuck the Ellen DeGeneres clam slammer Portia De Rossi? 9/4/2010 7:42:16 PM |
elduderino All American 4343 Posts user info edit post |
because you have a dick? 9/4/2010 7:43:21 PM |
BubbleBobble :3 114239 Posts user info edit post |
lol wut 9/4/2010 7:43:21 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ Its ok dude. Even gay guys want to fuck hot women.
[Edited on September 4, 2010 at 7:44 PM. Reason : n] 9/4/2010 7:44:12 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148247 Posts user info edit post |
shame there were only 3 seasons 9/4/2010 7:44:58 PM |
d7freestyler Sup, Brahms 23935 Posts user info edit post |
quality show. 9/4/2010 7:45:59 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
Alia Shawkat is a fox
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 9/4/2010 10:14:13 PM |
BigEgo Not suspended 24374 Posts user info edit post |
Watching Better Off Ted makes me wanna take Portia De Rossi out for a seafood dinner 9/4/2010 10:16:34 PM |
AstralAdvent All American 9999 Posts user info edit post |
I feel like she's pretty vain IRL and thats a turn off for me.
I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. 9/4/2010 10:19:31 PM |
bottombaby IRL 21952 Posts user info edit post |
<3 portia de rossi on better off ted
<3<3<3 9/4/2010 10:25:00 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
woah, i haven't seen this guy post in a while. 9/4/2010 10:26:40 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
STEVE HOLT! 9/4/2010 10:30:37 PM |
qntmfred retired 40598 Posts user info edit post |
how'd i not know that chick was 1) a lesbian and 2) married to ellen 9/4/2010 11:05:16 PM |
TheBullDoza All American 7117 Posts user info edit post |
I was the world's first analyst and therapist.
analrarpist
protesttacular!!! 9/4/2010 11:24:47 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
i just blue myself 9/4/2010 11:48:08 PM |
Misha All American 881 Posts user info edit post |
I've made a huge mistake. 9/5/2010 12:31:13 AM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
I counted down the days until Shawkat turned 18
then I was disappoint when she didn't show up much in Hollywood 9/5/2010 1:10:18 AM |
ecnainedlufh All American 727 Posts user info edit post |
i heard alia isnt actually hott irl. She has an indie New York look that isnt attractive. A friend of mine met her cause she was dating a guy on tour that he was filming, and he thouhgt she was attractive in Arrested Development, even though she was only like 16 when filmed.
shes in that Ellen Page "Juno" movie Whip It as her best friend. She looks ok.
[Edited on September 5, 2010 at 2:44 AM. Reason : .] 9/5/2010 2:43:32 AM |
CheesyLabia Suspended 926 Posts user info edit post |
I don't care if you got an alligator in spelling 9/5/2010 7:39:19 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7Nz4bIwss 9/5/2010 8:06:02 AM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
You seem to be operating within acceptable parameters
9/5/2010 8:39:47 AM |
CalledToArms All American 22025 Posts user info edit post |
i think she kinda looks like a bird 9/5/2010 9:06:30 AM |
stevedude hello 4763 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, like an evil, villainous-type bird 9/5/2010 9:24:48 AM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
I just so happen to be a bird fucker. I'M A MONSTER! 9/5/2010 8:36:20 PM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
I NO DUST BUSTER ANYMORE> 9/5/2010 8:42:58 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148247 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i think she kinda looks like a bird" |
9/5/2010 9:00:18 PM |
Kurtis636 All American 14984 Posts user info edit post |
Could you post a bigger picture? I can't quite see all of her pores. 9/5/2010 9:11:04 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
CHICKENS DON'T CLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!! 9/5/2010 9:16:43 PM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
her? 9/5/2010 9:43:57 PM |
CheesyLabia Suspended 926 Posts user info edit post |
a trick is something a whore does for money
or cocaine 9/5/2010 10:02:41 PM |
Kickstand All American 11544 Posts user info edit post |
bwn?
9/5/2010 10:21:56 PM |
BigT716 All American 3458 Posts user info edit post |
Bob Lob Law Law Blog 9/6/2010 10:28:28 AM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in four months. Come on. 9/6/2010 1:50:43 PM |
CheesyLabia Suspended 926 Posts user info edit post |
a sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order 9/6/2010 3:12:13 PM |
HockeyRoman All American 11811 Posts user info edit post |
Bees? 9/6/2010 3:50:49 PM |
LRlilDaddy All American 6511 Posts user info edit post |
that pic is useless without sizing 9/6/2010 4:40:24 PM |
amac884 All American 25609 Posts user info edit post |
did someone say...wonder? 9/6/2010 5:14:00 PM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
We can have unlimited juice? This party's gonna be OFF THE HOOK! 9/6/2010 9:10:55 PM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148247 Posts user info edit post |
i really want to get something to go up my sleeves where i can, on my own command, make it rain hundreds of pennies 9/6/2010 9:22:36 PM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
lolz at Carl Weathers Bud Light Tailgating commercials. 9/12/2010 6:36:17 PM |
ncsuallday Sink the Flagship 9818 Posts user info edit post |
9/12/2010 6:54:21 PM |
KeB All American 9828 Posts user info edit post |
crooked eyes and nose 9/12/2010 7:16:00 PM |
CheesyLabia Suspended 926 Posts user info edit post |
mr banana grabber 9/13/2010 9:01:44 PM |
Rat Soup All American 7669 Posts user info edit post |
portia de rossi's lack of titties offends me 9/13/2010 9:11:06 PM |
twoozles All American 20735 Posts user info edit post |
9/13/2010 10:13:55 PM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
Part 1
Part 2
[Edited on October 26, 2010 at 10:25 PM. Reason : .]10/26/2010 10:21:57 PM |
tromboner950 All American 9667 Posts user info edit post |
^Fuck yeah, David Cross. 10/26/2010 10:32:15 PM |
jokar2694 All American 801 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Bob Lob Law Law Blog" |
you sir, are a mouthful!10/27/2010 8:20:09 AM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
I NO DUST BUSTER ANYMORE! 10/27/2010 11:54:56 AM |
BigHitSunday Dick Danger 51059 Posts user info edit post |
set em up 10/27/2010 11:57:16 AM |