Please list your Italian background (percentage) and ethnic heritage


BlackDog: 1/3 Sicilian


It's time to create the TDub Mafia

9/6/2010 12:05:15 AM

k

9/6/2010 12:07:01 AM

i always read your user name as BlackDong

9/6/2010 12:07:08 AM

9/6/2010 12:07:09 AM

maybe BigDong




[Edited on September 6, 2010 at 12:09 AM. Reason : .]

9/6/2010 12:08:06 AM

i was under the impression you were going away to some asylum or something

was i wrong

9/6/2010 12:11:06 AM

in the OP of that thread it said FEBRUARY

now come on TDub, where are my mafia brothers/sisters at?

9/6/2010 12:14:32 AM

I guess the jew-fro comes from the other unnamed 2/3rds

9/6/2010 12:14:43 AM

nope the hair comes straight from my 100% Sicilian Grandmother

9/6/2010 12:15:35 AM

Quote :

"You know, I read a lot. Especially about things that have to do with history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact, I don't know if you know or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers. It's a fact. You see, Sicilians have black blood pumpin' through their hearts. If you don't believe me, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, you see, the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. "

9/6/2010 12:18:45 AM

lol "black blood"

9/6/2010 12:19:04 AM

Jesus is a nigger too, look it up.

"spawned", I didn't realize MMO's existed back then.

Quote :

"Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa wrote in his book Il Gattopardo that the Sicilians viewed the unification of Italy as a conquest of the south by the north. The Sicilian (and the wider mezzogiorno) economy collapsed, leading to an unprecedented wave of emigration.[46] Organizations of workers and peasants known as the Fasci Siciliani, who were leftist and separatist groups, rose and caused the Italian government to impose martial law again in 1894.[48][49] The Messina earthquake of December 28, 1908 killed over 80,000 people.[50] The Mafia, a loose confederation of organized crime networks, grew in influence in the late 19th century; the Fascist regime began suppressing them in the 1920s with considerable success.[46] There was an allied invasion of Sicily during World War II starting on July 10, 1943. In preparation of the invasion of Sicily, the Allies revitalised the Mafia to aid them. The invasion of Sicily contributed to the July 25 crisis; in general the Allied victors were warmly embraced by the Sicilian population.[46] Italy became a Republic in 1946 and as part of the Constitution of Italy, Sicily was one of the five regions given special status as an autonomous region.[51] Both the partial Italian land reform and special funding from the Italian government's Cassa per il Mezzogiorno (Fund for the South) from 1950 to 1984, helped the Sicilian economy improve."

[Edited on September 6, 2010 at 12:32 AM. Reason : .]

9/6/2010 12:19:17 AM

my grandfather emigrated from Sicily

9/6/2010 12:32:28 AM

It is mathematically impossible to be 1/3rd anything.

9/6/2010 12:36:16 AM

not if your father also has Sicilian in him



[Edited on September 6, 2010 at 12:57 AM. Reason : r]

9/6/2010 12:57:13 AM

9/6/2010 1:03:36 AM

Quote :

"It is mathematically impossible to be 1/3rd anything. "

Maybe Sicilians are naturally dumb when it comes to math.

[Edited on September 6, 2010 at 1:13 AM. Reason : ]

9/6/2010 1:12:28 AM

sorry I should have put 3/10

is there really no other Italians besides me and qntmfred

9/6/2010 1:15:11 AM

sorry, you're all there is

9/6/2010 1:23:13 AM

^^
that, too, is mathematically impossible
the denominator has to be a power of 2

9/6/2010 1:29:21 AM

Fucking dagos....

j/k, you guys were actually really helpful in wwii

9/6/2010 1:30:24 AM

^^

I guess I'm fucking impossible then

Mother: 25%

Father: 6.25%


how fucking accurate do you need it?

9/6/2010 1:33:45 AM

just yankin' your chain, yo

also,

31.25/100=125/400=5/16

is your exact Italian fraction

9/6/2010 1:36:06 AM

Sicilian motherfucker

9/6/2010 1:37:06 AM

What did the German say to the Japanese in 1950?

"Next time, no Italians."

9/6/2010 1:38:39 AM

Actually, I think he said "Why the fuck did you bomb Pearl Harbor, bring the limitless resources of the United States onto the other side, and thereby lose us the war, you stupid fucking jap?"

9/6/2010 1:46:12 AM

I assumed all of that was implied.

9/6/2010 1:52:13 AM

wait.... you said your 100% Sicilian Grandmother....then you said your 25% Sicilian mom, and your 6.25% Sicilian dad.

so, what were you, fucking adopted?

besides the fact that you've failed 7th Grade math, how does anybody claim 6.25% of anything? that's just goddamned retarded.

apparently the only part of you that's Sicilian is the part that made you as dumb as a brick.

9/6/2010 2:25:20 AM

Maybe like 1/3 of the guys that ran the train on his mom the night he was conceived were Italian, so that's the figure he goes with.

9/6/2010 2:33:32 AM

My best friend is 100 "per cento" Italian. He would 100 percent laugh at you and this thread if he saw it.

Come si dice "tool bag" in italiano?

9/6/2010 2:47:12 AM

so black dog thinks if someone's half this race and has a kid with someone else who is half that race, they're 100% that race?

9/6/2010 2:47:13 AM

^
no, that was me

9/6/2010 2:51:19 AM

jetskipro: 1/2 Sicilian. Dad's side of the family were wheat farmers or some shit. Had a couple uncles in the mafia in Chicago and New York- one of them apparently was close to Jimmy Hoffa. He died of a heart attack though. I'm sure being 320 lbs didn't help.

[Edited on September 6, 2010 at 3:21 AM. Reason : info]

9/6/2010 3:16:30 AM

i bet theres a 1/3 chance he comes back in here and says he was trolling everyone...


however, there is a 3/3 chance that everyone knows this to be false.

9/6/2010 3:21:32 AM

6.25% chance he comes back and corrects his math, blaming his inaccuracies on his drug use

9/6/2010 3:40:38 AM

I've got some italian in my fridge.

Olive Garden.

9/6/2010 3:44:41 AM

damn people do really care about the difference in 1/3 and 5/16 (33.33..% vs 31.25%) on TWW

I will try to meet these mathematical standards next time



troll away

Quote :

"My best friend is 100 "per cento" Italian. He would 100 percent laugh at you and this thread if he saw it."

And my grandmother would laugh at him since she was born in Sicily and 100% Sicilian ?





[Edited on September 6, 2010 at 11:52 AM. Reason : .]

9/6/2010 11:45:58 AM

Well you might only be 30 something percent italian, but at least everyone can agree, you're 100% whiny drug abusing waste of life.

9/6/2010 11:59:47 AM

since all of you know me in real life

and it's SICILIAN YOU DUMB FUCKS




[Edited on September 6, 2010 at 12:13 PM. Reason : .]

9/6/2010 12:01:05 PM

Both of my parents are from Jersey if that counts

9/6/2010 12:16:15 PM

because Jersey is 100% Italians

stop watching TV

9/6/2010 12:20:42 PM

since when is it cool to be something other than white?

9/6/2010 12:23:30 PM

^^It is, I've done my research

Here's one of my sources:

http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/season_2/series.jhtml

[Edited on September 6, 2010 at 12:26 PM. Reason : lkj]

9/6/2010 12:25:39 PM

please upload your report

9/6/2010 12:26:24 PM

http://www.mtv.com/videos/?id=1647140

9/6/2010 12:30:20 PM

^He is right, I can verify. I am also 100% Jersey.

9/6/2010 12:34:24 PM

whatever you think you are, make sure we beat the Indians

9/6/2010 12:39:29 PM

Quote :

"100% whiny drug abusing waste of life."

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"100% whiny drug abusing waste of life."

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"100% whiny drug abusing waste of life."

9/6/2010 12:45:35 PM

OH MAN


BAM

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9/6/2010 12:46:03 PM

1/2 Calabrese, out of Gerace in Reggio Calabria.

9/6/2010 12:49:51 PM