Same deal...% and ethnicity if you know it

bdmazur: 100% in the tribe, 50/50 Ashkenazi and Sephardic

9/6/2010 8:05:04 PM

Well when I was a kid they chopped off part of my wiener, and I gather that offers me some limited membership. Or maybe my parents were just hedging their bets so that if I died and it turned out you guys were right I would at least pass the genital inspection.

9/6/2010 8:17:55 PM

That and its a lot healthier...

9/6/2010 8:43:39 PM

ADAM SANDLER IS LOOKING FOR YOU.

9/6/2010 8:44:39 PM

I am 0% Jewish.

9/6/2010 8:46:37 PM

100% the kind that doesn't eat rice on pesach.

9/6/2010 9:06:24 PM

I'm saving up to be Jewish.

9/6/2010 10:53:02 PM

Im a financial jew.

9/6/2010 10:54:27 PM

Me too, as of late.

9/7/2010 12:22:03 AM

I'm afraid of gas chambers, if that counts for anything.

9/7/2010 12:38:51 AM

my screen name is vaguely Yiddish.

9/7/2010 2:24:53 AM

9/7/2010 2:29:20 AM

I did not intend to turn this into a thread full of mockery. I like y'all just fine, in spite of the great many self-hating, Palestine-loving members of your race/religion I dealt with in high school who emphatically disagreed with me.

[Edited on September 7, 2010 at 3:14 AM. Reason : seriously though, I'm missing part of my wiener]

9/7/2010 3:14:04 AM

I don't equate Palestine loving Jew with self hating Jew. Jesus loving Jew...maybe.

9/7/2010 3:16:04 AM

Your take my point, Hebe. (And I mean that endearingly, because let's face it, neither of us are fans of the goddamn Nazis. My grandad didn't shoot a bunch of teenagers in the land of the Boches because he loved the sons of bitches)

9/7/2010 3:18:54 AM

Where are you two from? NOSE CITY??

9/7/2010 3:19:01 AM

awww, TheBullDoza needs to find this thread!! here are his stats

amount - 50%

ethnicity - New Jersey

9/7/2010 7:54:17 AM

I am 0% Jewish.

9/7/2010 8:34:01 AM

100%

i'll keep the other comments to myself.

9/7/2010 9:04:52 AM

9/7/2010 11:18:18 AM

0% Jewish but my Jewish lady-friend is occasionally 20% Gentile

9/7/2010 11:28:25 AM

%50 ethnicity and 0% faith although I loved the synagogue I went to when I was younger, strictly for the people. I love jews. I've considered going to synagogue for interaction with the peeps and b/c the Dr. says I need to up my challah bread intake.

[Edited on September 7, 2010 at 11:43 AM. Reason : d]

9/7/2010 11:43:02 AM

mcdanger: 0% in the tribe, 100% up in yo tribes

9/7/2010 11:44:21 AM

God I'm the original master

parody onward

9/7/2010 11:58:04 AM

you're the original wannabe guido.

congratulations, dickweed.

9/7/2010 6:51:37 PM

9/7/2010 9:39:20 PM

i chould chgo for some challah richght about chnow

9/7/2010 9:43:51 PM