This was the little midget thing that came out with Tulsa on Sunday at the ECU game.

1: WTF is a Golden Hurricane?
2: WTF is this mascot supposed to be?

9/7/2010 2:55:40 PM

lolwut

9/7/2010 2:58:37 PM

I remember seein that on TV and being like WTF is that thing?

9/7/2010 2:59:14 PM

Haha, that is awful.

9/7/2010 2:59:52 PM

9/7/2010 3:03:23 PM

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"was out there today and got this "

9/7/2010 3:03:42 PM

9/7/2010 3:04:14 PM

lol what a rump ass mascot

[Edited on September 7, 2010 at 3:09 PM. Reason : .]

9/7/2010 3:09:21 PM

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"1: WTF is a Golden Hurricane?"

1. Golden Hurricane 29 up, 5 down

An act of sinful pleasure, where a group of males link their arms, while in a circle, and skip/jump in a circular motion while urinating on a defenseless woman, who may or may not even like the taste/smell of urine.

The other night we kidnapped a hooker, I paid her for the golden shower, but a few of my buddies busted in and we went for the Golden Hurricane. She smelt worse than that hobo we piss-painted last week!
piss-painters r. kelly golden shower golden huricane golden tsunami
by MikeChan Jun 1, 2006 share this

9/7/2010 3:10:03 PM

^lol winner

9/7/2010 3:20:19 PM

http://www.tulsaworld.com/sportsextra/TU/article.aspx?subjectid=94&articleid=20090921_94_0_Tulsai715188

9/7/2010 3:27:08 PM

first off, my wife says "that has to be a female cheerleader in there"

second,

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"who may or may not even like the taste/smell of urine"

slayed me

9/7/2010 3:29:49 PM

OMG what is Zip and why is it a kangaroo???!?!

9/7/2010 3:52:44 PM

9/7/2010 3:53:52 PM

hahahah

9/7/2010 3:55:18 PM

9/7/2010 4:00:43 PM

I had the same WTF moment as previous poster when I saw that "thing."

9/7/2010 4:07:10 PM

http://www.collider.com/2010/09/07/espn-star-wars-admiral-ackbar-ole-miss/

9/7/2010 4:16:20 PM

i thought this thread was about that dog on the sidelines of the WCU game.

9/7/2010 4:16:53 PM

9/7/2010 4:53:59 PM

I absolutely hate the South Carolina mascot outfit. It is just plain stupid looking. Almost like a retarded kid designed it.

9/7/2010 5:11:39 PM

Presbyterian Blue Hose

9/7/2010 5:48:35 PM

9/7/2010 5:59:13 PM

hmm

9/7/2010 6:21:37 PM

9/7/2010 9:25:45 PM

Here's the story behind Tulsa's mascot

http://www.tulsahurricane.com/trads/tuls-trads.html

9/7/2010 9:28:46 PM

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"The Captain `Cane story goes like this . . . Colin Cane, a freshman at The University of Tulsa, worked in IT support at night to help pay his way through college. During an electrical storm one night, Colin was called to the TU sports complex to fix a malfunctioning satellite that was broadcasting a live game. Never again would he watch his favorite team in action as a mere mortal. As he adjusted the satellite, the roar of the crowd coursed through the transmitter just as it was zapped with static electricity from the storm. Colin became entangled in a web of cyber-athletic forces. The atmospheric oddity known as a "binary vortex" mutated Colin over the course of several years. He eventually lost his hair but gained super-human powers. Thus he became Captain `Cane, a champion athlete and highly educated zealot of all things TU. "

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"CYBER ATHLETIC FORCES"

[Edited on September 7, 2010 at 9:32 PM. Reason : .]

9/7/2010 9:31:32 PM

worst mascot back-story ever

9/7/2010 9:52:46 PM

it seems in oklahoma they aren't so clear on the distinction between satellites and satellite dishes. i wonder if they think satellite dishes talk directly to God, who in His infinite wisdom repeats broadcasts of college athletics through His kingdom (which includes most of the CONUS but not europe or asia, assuming those places really even exist and aren't liberal lies)

9/7/2010 9:53:02 PM

the one from the ecu game is like 4 feet tall. so freaky lookin'

9/7/2010 10:44:11 PM

9/8/2010 1:00:16 AM

9/8/2010 9:10:36 AM

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9/8/2010 10:22:44 AM

According to Stanford ^ is not an officail mascot.

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"The Mascot: There is no official mascot at Stanford University. The "Tree," which is a member of the Stanford Band, is representative of El Palo Alto, the Redwood tree which is the logo of the city of Palo Alto. Since Stanford University and Palo Alto are almost inextricably intertwined in interests and location, it is a natural outgrowth of this relationship. The tree still exists and stands by the railroad bridge beside San Francisquito Creek – it is the site where early explorers first camped when settling the area. "

9/8/2010 10:27:28 AM

^Is the thread title Worst Official School Mascot Ever?

9/8/2010 10:57:57 AM

London 2012 Olympic Mascot Entry

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"This is Ambassador Bird, Avery is his first name," says Bill Weber. " He is the dove of peace reimagined as the mascot for the Olympics."

9/8/2010 11:29:34 AM

the stanford tree is awesome because it gets drunk and fights

9/8/2010 11:53:58 AM

haha he really looks like he doesnt wanna be there

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"The Captain `Cane story goes like this . . . Colin Cane, a freshman at The University of Tulsa, worked in IT support at night to help pay his way through college. During an electrical storm one night, Colin was called to the TU sports complex to fix a malfunctioning satellite that was broadcasting a live game. Never again would he watch his favorite team in action as a mere mortal. As he adjusted the satellite, the roar of the crowd coursed through the transmitter just as it was zapped with static electricity from the storm. Colin became entangled in a web of cyber-athletic forces. The atmospheric oddity known as a "binary vortex" mutated Colin over the course of several years. He eventually lost his hair but gained super-human powers. Thus he became Captain `Cane, a champion athlete and highly educated zealot of all things TU. "

o my god

[Edited on September 8, 2010 at 12:01 PM. Reason : d]

9/8/2010 11:59:24 AM

9/8/2010 12:44:37 PM

^^^^Olympics always have ridiculous mascots. London's is no worse than the ATL olympic mascot.


[Edited on September 8, 2010 at 1:46 PM. Reason : ]

9/8/2010 1:45:46 PM

This thread turned out far better than I expected. Great job WW'ers on the Background research...horrible horrible back story.

The midget still scares me.

9/9/2010 1:37:06 PM

that tulsa thing looks like a blue noid

avoid the noid, he ruins defense

9/9/2010 1:41:42 PM

Taken at this past weekends Richmond @ Virginia game....seriously?!

9/9/2010 1:43:40 PM

^ Holy shit - wtf is that? I can't even begin to imagine how hot it is inside of that thing.

9/9/2010 1:48:08 PM

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"^^^^Olympics always have ridiculous mascots. London's is no worse than the ATL olympic mascot."

Yeah they tend to, but the 1984 summer games actually had a good one.



Sam the Eagle

9/9/2010 1:54:56 PM

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9/9/2010 2:34:01 PM

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9/9/2010 3:16:46 PM

those pictures just make it look even more sad, like a lost scared kid with oldtimer's thats suffering from heat exhaustion and really needs to get that suit off him before he keels over

and also the thing is like 5'1" aha

9/9/2010 4:16:36 PM

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