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qntmfred
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http://www.sciencenewsblog.com/blog/907101

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"Researchers from Northumbria University says they have identified the male dance moves that best influence female perceptions of whether their dance skills are good or bad. The findings were published in the Royal Society Journal Biology Letters. The researchers say female perceptions of good dance quality were influenced most greatly by "large and varied movements involving the neck and trunk." "


9/7/2010 10:12:58 PM

marko
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"It's important to point out that caricatures of immigrants were common. Germans were stereotyped in beer halls; Chinese immigrants were mocked in caricatures and cartoons; African Americans were almost constantly the subject of demeaning comic stereotypes. The point is not that Irish people suffered more or less than any other group: rather, the remarkable thing is how differently irish people were seen. No one today thinks of Irish people as "not white"or "racially primitive" in some ways, irish people seem sort of "hyper-white.""

9/7/2010 10:16:55 PM

umbrellaman
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Have you seen that snuggie commercial where they're singing and dancing to the tune of Macarena? I'm pretty sure that single-handedly is the biggest blotch of embarrassment upon all white people today.

9/7/2010 10:17:11 PM

punchmonk
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"LARGE

AND

VARIED"


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"NECK

AND

TRUNK"


hahahahaha....made me laugh so hard!

9/7/2010 10:17:14 PM

Chief
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Re-animate with neon green and I think we're golden for the next Always Sunny in Philly commercial

9/7/2010 10:17:53 PM

Byrn Stuff
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Those both look awful.

9/7/2010 10:19:21 PM

Chop
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once a white guy, always a white guy. and doomed to a lifetime of the white guy dance curse.

9/7/2010 10:24:14 PM

EMCE
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I knew a white guy that could dance once.

I murdered him.

9/7/2010 10:30:20 PM

tchenku
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the "bad" dancing reminds me of Techno Viking

9/7/2010 10:34:29 PM

justinh524
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"Have you seen that snuggie commercial where they're singing and dancing to the tune of Macarena? I'm pretty sure that single-handedly is the biggest blotch of embarrassment upon all white people today."


HEY! Get a snuggie!


(i raise the roof like the guy at the end of the commercial)

9/7/2010 10:36:42 PM

Kickstand
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Justin Bieber will bring redemption to the white man

9/7/2010 11:21:12 PM

TreeTwista10
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maybe Timberlake, Bieber just helps intensify the "bitch ass pussy" stereotype

not that Timberlake isn't kind of a pussy, but he gets a lot of pussy, so its different

[Edited on September 7, 2010 at 11:24 PM. Reason : .]

9/7/2010 11:24:27 PM

JeffreyBSG
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9/7/2010 11:41:30 PM

joe_schmoe
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even white guys that can dance well, they still look retarded.

...unless its ballet.

but then they're usually russian or some other slavic race. which i don't think is technically white.

9/7/2010 11:48:45 PM

Jen
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this video cracked me up a few hours ago. Good find ken haha

9/8/2010 3:53:01 AM

lewisje
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I expected a thread about turning peckerwoods into showers

9/8/2010 3:55:08 AM

Crimon
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4s3X-B2mrI
oh yea.

9/8/2010 4:44:50 AM

0EPII1
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So this is... Serious Business? So much so that money was spent by 'researchers' at a university?

Oh wait, I know why... white people are having less and less children, and they will become minorities in the US and the UK (and some other European countries) in the next few decades, so these 'researchers' are trying to help the white man lay the white woman to spread his seed.

That MUST be it, otherwise why would it be the most prominent headline on...

http://edition.cnn.com

?

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/09/08/attractive.dancing/index.html

More detail:

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"In fact, Northumbria University psychologists say, it's the left wrist and the right knee, as well as the head and the trunk that women consider."


Left wrist, right knee? Why not right wrist, left knee?

It really is Serious Business:

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""If a man knows what the key moves are, he can get some training and improve his chances of attracting a female through his dance style," he said."


And as expected, it is all attributed to women programmed for finding the best sperm to give their unborn children the best chance:

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"Neave and his team think head, trunk, wrist and knee movements show how healthy, vigorous and strong a man is -- and thus reveal his "reproductive quality," they said in a statement announcing their findings."




[Edited on September 8, 2010 at 9:18 AM. Reason : ]

9/8/2010 9:09:28 AM

BobbyDigital
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9/8/2010 9:27:29 AM

Stein
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I like how "Good Dancing" starts off with the Running Man.

Tell me something I don't already know, Psychology.

9/8/2010 10:33:42 AM

BigMan157
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what the fuck, when the hell did they mo-cap me?

9/8/2010 11:26:33 AM

Bweez
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=escmIFqvcos

9/8/2010 12:09:38 PM

Wadhead1
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At first I turned off iTunes expecting there to be some audio. When I realized it was just dancing I pumped up the jam and it made the video much better.

9/8/2010 2:43:59 PM

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