EDIT: forgot the link! http://eatthis.menshealth.com/slideshow/craziest-food-creations-2010

Slideshow of the scariest fast foods available... KFC's Double Down is #20, so just imagine what the #1 scary food would be like!

The only 2 I would try:

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"13. IHOP New York Cheesecake Pancakes 1,270 calories CALORIE EQUIVALENT: 28 McDonald's Chicken McNuggets Further blurring the line between dessert and breakfast, IHOP has infused their fluffy flapjacks with gooey hunks of cheesecake. Next thing you know they’ll be serving breakfast with big scoops of ice cream and chocolate syrup. The best breakfast is one with protein and fresh fruit, but if you’re going to go for the carb-heavy indulgence, there’s a better way to do it. Don’t make it a habit, but IHOP’s Chocolate Chip Pancakes will save you 660 calories. "

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"2. Claim Jumper Chocolate Motherlode Cake 2760 calories 55 g saturated 340 g carbohydrates CALORIE EQUIVALENT: 12 Hershey's Milk Chocolate Bars Cake is what we buy for friends on their birthdays. This cake? This one we buy only for enemies. Its six layers of chocolate carry as many calories as a dozen Hershey's Milk Chocolate Bars. "

Some of the most ridiculous, either in execution/concept (i.e., disgusting) or in nutrition:

18. Hardee's Loaded Biscuits and Gravy

1000 calories
75 g fat (20 g saturated)
2350 mg sodium

Essentially what you have here are two open-faced sausage and egg biscuit breakfast sandwiches buried under a deluge of sausage-infused gravy. If you're looking to punish your heart, this is how to do it.





14. Denny’s Fried Cheese Melt with wavy fries and marinara

1,260 calories
63 g fat (21 g saturated, 1 g trans)
3,010 mg sodium

Apparently, Denny’s deemed the classic grilled cheese too boring for our novelty-seeking taste buds, so they fixed it by driving four deep-fried cheese sticks into the core of the sandwich. So what you end up with are cheese sticks with extra cheese between slabs of buttered bread and a pile of fried potatoes on the side. If Denny’s was serious about improving the grilled cheese, they would have skipped the novelty and brought in big-flavor ingredients like sautéed mushrooms or sliced figs. But, of course, if they did that, they might not be able to sell this entire meal for $4. Here’s to cheap food and expensive health care!





8. Friendly’s Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt

1,500 calories
97 g fat (38 g saturated)
2,090 mg sodium

Is this a joke? Because it should be. Where a normal hamburger has buns, this one has grilled cheese sandwiches. Yes, that’s two grilled-cheese sandwiches with one hunk of ground beef wedged between them. Other iterations of this sandwich have been dubbed “fatty melts”—for obvious reasons. They have twice as much cheese and bread as a regular cheeseburger.





5. Friendly's Caramel Cinnamon Swirl French Toast

2090 calories
57 g fat (28 g saturated)
214 g sugars

It's official: Ice cream is now on the breakfast menu. It was only a matter of time. This meal consists of a cinnamon roll split and stuffed with cream cheese and ice cream and topped off with whiped cream and hot caramel. What's worse, it's only one of several over-the-top desserts at Friendly's. Among the other offenders are the cream-cheese stuffed French toast with ice cream and the ice cream- and caramel-topped pancakes.





4. Perkins Captain's Catch

2410 calorie
144 g fat (30 g saturated)
4940 mg sodium

There are three sea-dwelling creatures on this plate--cod, shrimp, and clams--and every one of them has been breaded and dunked in hot oil. And what has Perkins provided for side dishes? More fried food! Fried onions and french fries. We'd hate to meet the captain who brought in this catch.





3. Burger King New York Pizza Burger

2530 calories
144 g fat (59 g saturated, 3.5 g trans)
3780 mg sodium

This is the newest creation from the Whopper Bar in New York City, and presumably it was created to tap into the latest wave of great-because-they're-disgusting food items. Eat just two slices and you've taken in an entire day's worth of saturated fat.





1. Uno Chicago Grill Mega Sized Deep Dish Sundae

2800 calories
136 g fat (72 g saturated)
272 g sugars

Mega? That's an understatement. With three-and-a-half day's worth of saturated fat and more sugar than you'd find in 14 Twinkies, a better name would be The Belt-Breaker. Unless you're about to walk the green mile, don't even think about it.




EDIT: forgot the link! http://eatthis.menshealth.com/slideshow/craziest-food-creations-2010

[Edited on September 23, 2010 at 3:35 PM. Reason : ]

9/23/2010 3:29:33 PM

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"4. Perkins Captain's Catch 2410 calorie 144 g fat (30 g saturated) 4940 mg sodium "

9/23/2010 3:38:31 PM

FUUUUUUUUUUCK

Now I want some god damn hardees breakfast

9/23/2010 3:40:31 PM

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"14. Denny’s Fried Cheese Melt with wavy fries and marinara Apparently, Denny’s deemed the classic grilled cheese too boring for our novelty-seeking taste buds, so they fixed it by driving four deep-fried cheese sticks into the core of the sandwich. So what you end up with are cheese sticks with extra cheese between slabs of buttered bread and a pile of fried potatoes on the side."

This sounds like a joke

9/23/2010 3:44:32 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

9/23/2010 3:52:33 PM

I have tried the cheesecake pancakes. They weren't very cheesecakey

I would totally try the fried cheese melt. Like two bites of it, anyway.

9/23/2010 3:54:57 PM

9/23/2010 4:01:44 PM

Ive always wanted to try that hardees biscuit...they have a steak and gravy one now too.

9/23/2010 4:36:38 PM

bttt

9/24/2010 12:30:36 AM

I have never read this magazine...but now I fucking hate it

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"If Denny’s was serious about improving the grilled cheese, they would have skipped the novelty and brought in big-flavor ingredients like sautéed mushrooms or sliced figs."

there aren't many things gayer than a male health-food snob

9/24/2010 2:30:20 AM

bigoted comment of the year

9/24/2010 2:58:30 AM

^?

I don't think you're in a position to be handing out bigot awards.

9/24/2010 3:02:56 AM

^?

I don't think you're in a position to be commenting on someone calling someone out for making a bigoted comment.

9/24/2010 7:45:46 AM

Everything looks so god damn delicious.

9/24/2010 8:00:38 AM

fucking lol at pizza burger

9/24/2010 8:03:40 AM

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I'll take two.

9/24/2010 9:08:38 AM

Is it really necessary to put chocolate syrup on the outside of the pan?

9/24/2010 10:30:34 AM