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"From: Marriam Shehata [marriamshehata@ymail.com] Sent: Thu 9/23/2010 10:52 PM To: Cc: Subject: From Marriam Shehata, Attachments: From Marriam Shehata, My name is Marriam Shehata 18 years of age the only daughter of late oil dealer Alhaji Mohamad Shehata from Iraq. My late father was killed by a suicide bomber on the 16th day of march 2008 on his way to Bagdad. Since the invasion of my beloved country Iraq by the Americans things has completely falling apart. I am contacting you in respect of to inherit me and the total sum of $15,000,000.00(Fifteen Million Dollars) which my late father deposited on the custody of a security company in one of West African country called Cote D'Ivoire on his plan to build a factory there with them money. He deposited this money during one of his visits there. Before his untimely death he handed over to me the certificate of deposit and the agreement he made with the security company on the day the box was deposited. Since the war in my country I cannot go out from Iraq. I am contacting you to help me in contacting the security company for the release and delivery of the box in your country for investment. For the proper security of the box my late father deposited the box as FAMILY VALUABLES and not as money. But whereby you don't need any child or don't want to inherit me. For your assistance in this transaction I have decided to give you the 30% of the total amount and apart from this you are going to be incharge of any investment we shall go into since I don't know much in business and as I will like to continue my educations. I am seriously praying and waiting to get a positive and sincere response from you. Thanks and May ALLAH be with you. Yours Sincerely, Marriam Shehata."

The story lines in these scam emails are just getting weirder and weirder. Back in the day they used to be the simple Nigerian ones.

9/24/2010 7:57:09 PM

i am seriously praying

seriously, i'm praying

9/24/2010 8:01:45 PM

They know their audience.

9/24/2010 8:03:06 PM

You've really got to stop making threads. They just get worse and worse.

9/24/2010 8:16:23 PM

IF ONLY i could inherit a 18 year old chick

9/24/2010 8:16:58 PM

^^ ummm... stfu? if you don't like it, you can gtfo and move to europe

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9/24/2010 8:21:00 PM

dude, that's all you do after i make a thread or even after my posts in other threads... post rolly eyes. surely you can voice your highly important opinions of me, no?

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9/24/2010 8:32:20 PM

I just feel the need to post a penis in this thread to appease you faggots.

9/24/2010 8:35:34 PM

says the man who is about to find a picture of a penis

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9/24/2010 8:37:49 PM

clearly you forgot that this is the thread of

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"says the man who is about to find a picture of a penis"

But because I'm not a faggot like the rest of you people, I did not even attempt to find a picture of a penis.

9/24/2010 8:40:11 PM

well bubbles is here im leaving

[Edited on September 24, 2010 at 8:45 PM. Reason : fuck fenway]

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[Edited on September 24, 2010 at 8:43 PM. Reason : failllllllllllllllll]

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Nah man, this seems legit

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in on page 1

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9/24/2010 9:13:30 PM

holy shit wtf happened to this thread... i love it!!!

might as well make it 2 pages, peoples....

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9/24/2010 10:11:03 PM

yall gross

9/24/2010 10:11:37 PM

dude, your threads are awful

get a sense of humor or something. it couldn't hurt, right?

9/24/2010 10:12:48 PM

brother, you were the only high value suspect missing from the thread, the other 2 already made an appearance. what took you so long?

anyway, thanks for gracing my thread with your esteemed presence, brother.

9/24/2010 10:16:43 PM

reply that you're not interested in the money, but you do need a child.

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