merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
You're not the best she's ever had and you're not the biggest she has ever had. 9/26/2010 9:15:14 PM |
LivinProof78 All American 49373 Posts user info edit post |
that's probably true 9/26/2010 9:15:58 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
so im not the worst or smallest she's ever had?
NICE 9/26/2010 9:23:04 PM |
0EPII1 All American 42535 Posts user info edit post |
You're not the best she's ever had and you're not the biggest she has ever had unless you are the best and/or biggest she has ever had. 9/26/2010 9:30:07 PM |
elduderino All American 4343 Posts user info edit post |
^^nah that would be merbig
[Edited on September 26, 2010 at 9:30 PM. Reason : .] 9/26/2010 9:30:28 PM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
I know for a fact that I am both of these. 9/26/2010 9:30:31 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^ This is false.
^^ Oh snap. 9/26/2010 9:32:56 PM |
elduderino All American 4343 Posts user info edit post |
^^ Does that mean you've "tested" all of her previous boyfriends.
That's the only way to know for a fact.
amirite? 9/26/2010 9:34:04 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
What does she say to the biggest she's ever seen? 9/26/2010 9:36:12 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^ Nothing, or else she wouldn't be fucking you. 9/26/2010 9:42:07 PM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
you are assuming she's not a virgin.
I mean, this whole thread is retarded and I don't want to distract from that - but you've got some major logic holes. 9/26/2010 9:42:21 PM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
Once you go AlaskanGrown you never go back, fortunatley for her she started off with the best.
hahaha I couldnt even type this without laughing at myself. I got lucky and met a nice girl who happened to have been waiting for the right guy, we were only 18 so she wasnt some creeper at like 25 holding out.
[Edited on September 26, 2010 at 9:43 PM. Reason : pa]
[Edited on September 26, 2010 at 9:43 PM. Reason : ^ basically this] 9/26/2010 9:42:54 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
you're assuming she's not under 12 too 9/26/2010 9:43:23 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
I told you she would never consciously betray the Rebellion. 9/26/2010 9:44:22 PM |
lewisje All American 9196 Posts user info edit post |
it's okay as long as you're beautiful and dirty rich 9/26/2010 9:46:21 PM |
ewstephe All American 1382 Posts user info edit post |
biggest or best, who cares? get yours and get gone. 9/26/2010 9:47:57 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89740 Posts user info edit post |
9/26/2010 9:48:01 PM |
elduderino All American 4343 Posts user info edit post |
she's not a virgin.
she was with me first.
sorry alaskan. 9/26/2010 9:48:57 PM |
AlaskanGrown I'm Randy 4693 Posts user info edit post |
Thanks for the primer
[Edited on September 26, 2010 at 9:56 PM. Reason : v is it a pilot hole if its larger than the final bit? Im just wondering?] 9/26/2010 9:52:19 PM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
I think you meant
"Thanks for the pilot hole" 9/26/2010 9:54:55 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "you are assuming she's not a virgin. " |
A virgin isn't going to say you're the biggest she's ever had or the best she has ever had. It implies that she has had more than one to draw such a comparison. She would say you're the only one she has ever had.
Your logic holes have been patched. You are now logic worthy.9/26/2010 9:57:10 PM |
datman All American 4812 Posts user info edit post |
if she lied to you about you being the biggest and the best.........doesnt that mean shes probably just lying to the next one too... 9/26/2010 10:02:30 PM |
NC86 All American 9134 Posts user info edit post |
i don't see why this is even a dillemma for guys.
as long as i can unload i don't really give a shit. and hey, if she's down... who gives a fuck.
..... bitches aint nothin but tricks and hoes. 9/26/2010 10:09:23 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
^ real talk. 9/26/2010 10:39:43 PM |
nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
wait a minute...
wait... wait... waaaaa
hold on a second 9/26/2010 10:44:42 PM |
djeternal Bee Hugger 62661 Posts user info edit post |
9/26/2010 10:45:51 PM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
^ I think that was a Concorde in there 9/26/2010 10:57:06 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ What son? 9/26/2010 10:59:03 PM |
datman All American 4812 Posts user info edit post |
damnit someone beat me to it but
bitches aint nothin but hoes and tricks 9/27/2010 1:04:10 AM |
stateredneck All American 2966 Posts user info edit post |
It's unlikely at best. 9/27/2010 1:25:34 AM |
Snewf All American 63348 Posts user info edit post |
she didn't tell me any of those things
she did ask
"Where did you learn to give head like that?! ... Wait, don't tell me." 9/27/2010 1:32:46 AM |
FroshKiller All American 51908 Posts user info edit post |
AndyMac walked away with this one. 9/27/2010 7:00:56 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "that's probably true" |
9/27/2010 8:16:07 AM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
why I only fuck virgins. 9/27/2010 9:36:46 AM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
i thought this thread was about jersey86 9/27/2010 2:47:47 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
I'm sure my girlfriend has fucked one guy, if not several, that have bigger dicks than my average sized penis.
As far as performance?? I'm not going to act like I'm a porn star, but she seems more than satisfied. She might have had better sex than me, but my goal is to keep her happy in bed and make sure she doesn't stray. I don't see that being a problem.
Now my last girlfriend...regardless of size of member, I can't imagine her lying about me being her best ever. She pretty much orgasmed until she passed out, and although she said she usually didn't have difficulty reaching orgasm, she said had never had multiples until we started fucking. And she almost never had less than multiples during my tenure.
Oh...although cliche, and every woman is ridiculously different. Once I think I have mastered game plans that can satisfy every type of woman, I sleep with one that requires something completely different. I guess that makes it fun...but it sure would be easy if all you had to do was stick it in (although it is that easy for a few).
[Edited on September 27, 2010 at 3:00 PM. Reason : .] 9/27/2010 2:59:09 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Now my last girlfriend...regardless of size of member, I can't imagine her lying about me being her best ever. She pretty much orgasmed until she passed out, and although she said she usually didn't have difficulty reaching orgasm, she said had never had multiples until we started fucking. And she almost never had less than multiples during my tenure." |
i'm not saying she made that shit up, but there's probably a good chance that she made that shit up.9/27/2010 3:21:45 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Possible. Even so, any guys before me had to be "less than or equal to". This girl easily had the most sensitive vagina I've ever encountered. 9/27/2010 3:27:41 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
jbrick told me in confidence that he was 4.2" 9/27/2010 3:27:55 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Is that from the base of where the shaft meets the sack, or if I pushed down really hard on the ruler until it hit the pelvis bone??
[Edited on September 27, 2010 at 3:30 PM. Reason : .] 9/27/2010 3:29:58 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
i too, have had sex. 9/27/2010 3:30:16 PM |
Biofreak70 All American 33197 Posts user info edit post |
LUCKY!!!
[Edited on September 27, 2010 at 3:31 PM. Reason : x] 9/27/2010 3:30:36 PM |
Jeepin4x4 #Pack9 35774 Posts user info edit post |
inorite! 9/27/2010 3:31:26 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
You tell me.
I’d like to give you the benefit of the doubt, but based on your e-persona, I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that you pressed into your pubic bone to steal that last half inch. 9/27/2010 3:31:56 PM |
jbrick83 All American 23447 Posts user info edit post |
Until there is official criteria for how exactly your penis should be measured, I'm going with whatever method makes my cock larger. 9/27/2010 3:34:57 PM |
nastoute All American 31058 Posts user info edit post |
Until there is official criteria for how exactly your penis should be measured, I'm going with whatever method makes my cock larger. 9/30/2010 11:20:21 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
bdmazur agrees with this thread 10/1/2010 8:21:59 AM |
quagmire02 All American 44225 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Now my last girlfriend...regardless of size of member, I can't imagine her lying about me being her best ever. She pretty much orgasmed until she passed out, and although she said she usually didn't have difficulty reaching orgasm, she said had never had multiples until we started fucking. And she almost never had less than multiples during my tenure." |
Quote : | "i'm not saying she made that shit up, but there's probably a good chance that she definitely made that shit up." |
10/1/2010 8:39:13 AM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
Q - how long doe it take to make a woman orgasm?
A- who gives a fuck 10/1/2010 11:33:23 AM |
longbow_fc All American 1163 Posts user info edit post |
a one nighter once asked me, "Who do you plan on satisfying with that thing?"
i told her, "Me!"
i havnt seen her since...LOL 10/1/2010 1:32:41 PM |