And go!

Who's Naylin Paylin
Pirates I and II

9/27/2010 10:17:02 AM

Thomas the Spank Engine (I'm guessing that's a thing)

9/27/2010 10:33:11 AM

Cleavagefield

9/27/2010 10:57:18 AM

American Fistory XXX

9/27/2010 11:07:31 AM

Playmate of the Apes
Lord of the G-Strings

9/27/2010 11:40:27 AM

Lord of the G-Strings sucked.

My old roommate had Lord of the Rims on VHS and it was much better.

9/27/2010 11:40:45 AM

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"Cleavagefield "

AHAHAHAHA i saw this on Skinemax the other night, hilarious.

9/27/2010 11:41:25 AM

I hate professional porn. Tats, piercings and fake tits are about as sexy as reruns of murder she wrote.

9/27/2010 11:44:45 AM

LEMON WHORE

Funniest porn intro EVER!

Please embed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGz9QmirLBE&feature=related

9/27/2010 11:50:46 AM

I have high expectations for Slave Famous in this thread.

For best production values, I don't think anything has topped Pirates 1 and 2. For hilarity, I like A Clockwork Orgy.

9/27/2010 11:52:19 AM

Jurassic Pork

9/27/2010 12:16:08 PM

Ass road fuckers.

9/27/2010 12:34:40 PM

Hairy Pooter and the Chamber of Secretions

9/27/2010 2:14:08 PM

I always wanted to make a porn called Gary In Diana

Get it

9/27/2010 2:15:16 PM

The Italian Blow Job (I'm guessing that's a thing)

9/27/2010 2:35:59 PM

i don't think it was intentionally meant to be so hilarious but the funniest one i've seen was with a black dude and a midget dude, who was latino, if i recall, and for some reason they were dressed up in penis costumes for like the first 5 seconds, which was the tail end of the previous scene i guess... anyway, they took this chick back to some hotel room i think it was beachfront and the black guy was like "yo dawg wanna be on tv?" and put the midget on the tv conveniently out of the way and banged the chick one-on-one but then the midget started making a scene and crying so the chick went to work on the midget while the black guy stood there and watched and after the moneyshot he was staring with his jaw dropped in a look of shock and after a few seconds of silence said something like "that is the most fucked up shit i have ever seen," which is what any sensible person would say in such a situation

anyone else remember that one?

9/27/2010 2:47:09 PM

beaverjuice

9/27/2010 4:40:45 PM

I honestly have never watched a parody porn movie. or seen a total porn movie.

9/27/2010 4:42:59 PM

bend over like beckham



Apollo 13 Inches: Houston we have a Throblem



Throbbin Hood prince of beaves

9/27/2010 4:55:58 PM

Definitely cleavagefield.

9/27/2010 5:07:53 PM

Schindler's Fist

9/27/2010 5:26:33 PM

I vote for Apollo 13 Inches: Houston we have a Throblem, thats ridiculous.

9/27/2010 6:04:38 PM

that seinfeld one was really good. i remember being annoyed that they started having sex i was enjoying the dialog so much.

9/27/2010 6:10:34 PM

Star Whores

9/27/2010 6:41:43 PM

Quote :

"LEMON WHORE Funniest porn intro EVER! Please embed."

LOL!!

9/27/2010 6:58:27 PM

Fanny Hall

9/27/2010 7:49:25 PM

Call Of Booty Modern Whorefare

9/27/2010 8:15:15 PM

and if we're going just for titles, "How Stella Got Her Fudge Packed"

9/27/2010 8:39:05 PM

Quote :

"USELESS WITHOUT PICS"

9/27/2010 8:42:05 PM

How to stain an American Quilt
The Jism Trail

9/27/2010 10:06:17 PM

http://www.funnytitles.com/


haha

clitty clitty gangbang
saturday night beaver
white men can't hump
blown in 60 seconds

9/27/2010 10:11:51 PM

E3: The Extra-Testicle

9/27/2010 10:49:55 PM

Ejacula

9/27/2010 10:59:49 PM

black cock down

9/27/2010 11:00:17 PM

the bare wench project

9/27/2010 11:11:31 PM

the devil wears nada

9/27/2010 11:12:28 PM