when jerking off was an adventure, not a chore




-ShawnaC123

10/1/2010 12:59:55 AM

10/1/2010 1:01:18 AM

It makes me long for a simpler time.

10/1/2010 1:03:12 AM

Was GREAT!

10/1/2010 1:04:36 AM

I never jerked off during the '90s
but early in 2000 I got off for the first time

10/1/2010 7:26:56 AM

the 90's what?

10/1/2010 7:39:31 AM

No one appreciates my genius



or my genus

or my species.

10/2/2010 12:21:12 AM

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"THE 90 IS"

10/2/2010 12:22:13 AM

Quote :

"APOSTROPHES ARE HARD!"

10/2/2010 12:23:18 AM

The 80s were better.

10/2/2010 1:06:16 AM

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"No one appreciates my genius or my genus or my species."

That's just not true.

10/2/2010 2:28:45 AM

You can legally bwn ppl born in 1992

10/2/2010 4:00:14 AM

^1994 in NC.

10/2/2010 7:45:08 AM

There's nothing wrong with fucking and enjoying yourself and college tends to be a place where some girls really take advantage of the new found freedom. I won't lie, college was an awakening experience for me...however...and here's a story, feel free to ignore and skip down to the 'Moral':

So freshman year, guy in my building, let's call him "Sean". So I notice him and think he's cute, ends up talking with me and a few friends. I proceed to tell him all about how I once kissed a girl (mind you this was back in the day when this was a 'big' deal. (Note, I was making this up, I'd never kissed a girl). Anyway, cut to a few hours later, he tells me to come back to his room. I'm only too happy to go. First thing he says is, 'Wanna see my blacklight?' and I'm like, 'oooooh, yeah'.....well that was just the beginning of his 'lines'. I was giving him a blowjob but trying not to laugh at his ridiculous shit coming out of his mouth that he clearly learned from watching porn....'Oh suck it', 'You know you love it', 'You want that big cock in your mouth'..etc...etc.... mind you this was the second dick I'd ever had in my mouth. I go back to my room and of course tell all my roommates in great detail.

Next week, frat party, we go, I see him there and he says, 'so...you coming by my room later?' and I say, 'of course'. So I go, I'm naked, sucking his dick and he starts with the lines again, 'Who's your daddy?!', 'I wanna rub my dick all over your hot little body', 'suck it hard'...etc...etc...I can't remember what his other lines were but I know they were way over the top because when I got back to my room, I proceeded to tell all my friends his new lines. Well my one roommate thought it would be hilarious to write a bunch of his 'quotes' on our message board with the words 'Ode to Sean'. Well the next day my other idiot roommate was giving him notes or something for class and he walked into our room. It took all of 30 secs for him to see the board. I panicked and slammed my bedroom door, as did my other roommates. Needless to say he was fucking PISSED. He was screaming, 'GET THAT BITCH OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!' and I was terrified so I went no where. Anyway, he stormed out, I went to lock our door, he busted back in and yelled, 'ERASE THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!' to which one of my roommates furiously went ahead and did.

Well I have a big mouth so EVERYONE in our building knew what happened and for the rest of that semester he avoided pretty much everyone in our building like the plague. He was really embarrassed and I suppose I would have been to. Cut to the next semester I saw him on Spring Break, we fucked, and were fuck buddies for the next 3 years so it worked out for both of us but that's besides the point.

Moral of this story is, I told a handful of people, not wrote a power point presentation on it and it caused a shit storm. He's a good guy and it would have been fucking terrible if his name was forever plastered all over the internet in a story like this. It's one thing to be a girl and 'have fun' doing shit like this, but it's quite another to completely expose someone and go to the extreme that this chick did.

10/2/2010 9:17:11 AM

ugh, it's Monday

10/3/2010 11:37:58 PM

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"That's just not true."

You're just saying that cause you're a Homo.

10/3/2010 11:42:01 PM

its funny, because its true

10/3/2010 11:43:28 PM

We're all Homos ITT.

10/3/2010 11:52:07 PM

This is the most quality chitchat has seen in a while

10/4/2010 12:49:32 AM

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"The 80s were better."

literally all the 80s had going for it was massive amounts of cocaine. shut up.

10/4/2010 12:55:19 AM

^And Back to the Future I and II.

10/4/2010 1:43:44 AM

this thread sucks

10/4/2010 1:52:13 AM

yeah, the 90's weren't as good as the 80's. Wolfpack basketball was at an all time low in the 90's.

[Edited on October 4, 2010 at 2:08 AM. Reason : .]

10/4/2010 2:07:40 AM

TGIF!

10/19/2010 10:16:35 PM

lolz

10/20/2010 10:08:29 PM