does it even serve a purpose?

it just seems to exacerbate the situation to me.

10/1/2010 1:50:13 PM

Yes.

10/1/2010 1:51:50 PM

Only if you time it just as the dook enters the water

If it sits there for 20 seconds before you flush, the damage is already done

10/1/2010 1:53:27 PM

I ALWAYS do a courtesy flush. Get rid of excess and more stank. ALWAYS!

10/1/2010 1:54:06 PM

i only do it if i know im gonna use a lot of paper, just to reduce the change of clog

10/1/2010 1:57:27 PM

Not that effective, and a waste of water.

Light a match, eat less meat, or turn on the vent fan for a minute.

Plus, who likes to flush while still sitting? Good way to splash more germs around.

10/1/2010 1:57:29 PM

I only do it with extra smelly shits

^you stand up a little bit to prevent splash

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"a waste of water"

you're right, lets go back to the outhouse method

10/1/2010 1:57:43 PM

There's nothing wrong with fucking and enjoying yourself and college tends to be a place where some girls really take advantage of the new found freedom. I won't lie, college was an awakening experience for me...however...and here's a story, feel free to ignore and skip down to the 'Moral':

So freshman year, guy in my building, let's call him "Sean". So I notice him and think he's cute, ends up talking with me and a few friends. I proceed to tell him all about how I once kissed a girl (mind you this was back in the day when this was a 'big' deal. (Note, I was making this up, I'd never kissed a girl). Anyway, cut to a few hours later, he tells me to come back to his room. I'm only too happy to go. First thing he says is, 'Wanna see my blacklight?' and I'm like, 'oooooh, yeah'.....well that was just the beginning of his 'lines'. I was giving him a blowjob but trying not to laugh at his ridiculous shit coming out of his mouth that he clearly learned from watching porn....'Oh suck it', 'You know you love it', 'You want that big cock in your mouth'..etc...etc.... mind you this was the second dick I'd ever had in my mouth. I go back to my room and of course tell all my roommates in great detail.

Next week, frat party, we go, I see him there and he says, 'so...you coming by my room later?' and I say, 'of course'. So I go, I'm naked, sucking his dick and he starts with the lines again, 'Who's your daddy?!', 'I wanna rub my dick all over your hot little body', 'suck it hard'...etc...etc...I can't remember what his other lines were but I know they were way over the top because when I got back to my room, I proceeded to tell all my friends his new lines. Well my one roommate thought it would be hilarious to write a bunch of his 'quotes' on our message board with the words 'Ode to Sean'. Well the next day my other idiot roommate was giving him notes or something for class and he walked into our room. It took all of 30 secs for him to see the board. I panicked and slammed my bedroom door, as did my other roommates. Needless to say he was fucking PISSED. He was screaming, 'GET THAT BITCH OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!' and I was terrified so I went no where. Anyway, he stormed out, I went to lock our door, he busted back in and yelled, 'ERASE THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!' to which one of my roommates furiously went ahead and did.

Well I have a big mouth so EVERYONE in our building knew what happened and for the rest of that semester he avoided pretty much everyone in our building like the plague. He was really embarrassed and I suppose I would have been to. Cut to the next semester I saw him on Spring Break, we fucked, and were fuck buddies for the next 3 years so it worked out for both of us but that's besides the point.

Moral of this story is, I told a handful of people, not wrote a power point presentation on it and it caused a shit storm. He's a good guy and it would have been fucking terrible if his name was forever plastered all over the internet in a story like this. It's one thing to be a girl and 'have fun' doing shit like this, but it's quite another to completely expose someone and go to the extreme that this chick did.

10/1/2010 1:57:44 PM

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"Get rid of excess and more stank. ALWAYS!"

see i'm not convinced that it actually gets rid of the stank...i'm starting to think it just spreads it around the room...in the end just counterproductive.

10/1/2010 1:58:57 PM

Damn, I'd expect mouth-droolers like BigHitSunday or Slave Famous to do this, but punchmonk?!?
She just lost major points.

10/1/2010 1:59:04 PM

nobody gives a fuck about who you award points to or take them away from. and i'm not just saying that to say it....your challenge: find someone who gives a shit.


punchmonk

10/1/2010 2:00:35 PM

Mouth breather? I'll take that

10/1/2010 2:00:53 PM

indy wastes matches, he just lost major points for that

why waste a perfectly good match if its not to light something on fire

10/1/2010 2:01:19 PM

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"you stand up a little bit to prevent splash"

That only makes the splash worse, plus, aren't you trying to keep the gas in the bowl?

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"you're right, lets go back to the outhouse method"

Straw-man. I'm saying unnecessary flushes are a waste, not the one necessary one.

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"indy wastes matches"

The choice is between an extra flush or one match. Do the math.

10/1/2010 2:02:45 PM

what did punchmonk do i dont get it

10/1/2010 2:04:03 PM

^^

Quote :

"your challenge: find someone who gives a shit"

10/1/2010 2:04:06 PM

did you see how much it rained this week? like we'll ever run out of water

10/1/2010 2:04:54 PM

man the eno is like 3 feet higher than normal


a nigga fishin up in the trees

10/1/2010 2:05:20 PM

i do believe the standing up was to prevent any splashing during the flush, not the jettison splash

10/1/2010 2:08:57 PM

Oh man, if I am at home, I will spray room spray right in the toilet but if I am out somewhere (and I try REALLY hard to only shit at my house), right before I flush, I def put soap on toilet paper and flush...and then flush again. I am insecure about my smells.

I don't know what I did either but I stand by my statement.

10/1/2010 2:09:35 PM

Matches work. I usually do not courtesy flush but I have an out of order sign I flip on the door. It's sets a 25 min timed lock. TRUE STORY. Arduino micro controller ftw.

10/1/2010 5:03:54 PM

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"mouth-droolers"

where else can you drool from?

10/1/2010 5:27:01 PM

The courtesy flush is the number 1 cause of splashed- dirty- toilet- water- genitals



YO, FUCK DAT!

10/1/2010 5:27:26 PM

i always thought it was for when you pooped and flushed and then some particles came back up. so you had to flush again.

it is in the middle of the process?

10/1/2010 5:52:23 PM

yeah its supposed to magically reduce the smell...i think it unnecessarily spreads it around the room.

10/1/2010 5:53:11 PM

wow, you people are considerate

I just figure bathrooms are made to be stunk up

10/1/2010 5:54:18 PM

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"That only makes the splash worse"

how in the fuck does standing up before you flush the toilet make the splash worse than if you were sitting down while you flushed the toilet?

do you have such a piece of junk toilet that whenever you flush it, you routinely have water and fecal matter splashing outside of the bowl?

10/1/2010 6:05:47 PM