...is a whore with daddy issues. Discuss.

10/1/2010 2:15:41 PM

God bless them all.

10/1/2010 2:16:08 PM

is a career oriented woman

10/1/2010 2:16:11 PM

I admire anyone who can keep emotions out of fucking.

10/1/2010 2:16:43 PM

dont step on any TWW toes man

10/1/2010 2:16:57 PM

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"God bless them all."

10/1/2010 2:17:22 PM

I, too, attempt to create controversial topics and fail

10/1/2010 2:17:47 PM

ITT, GGMon pissed because he rarely got play before settling down.

10/1/2010 2:18:46 PM

I'd like to volunteer for this position assuming said woman is fairly attractive

10/1/2010 2:19:11 PM

hate to burst your bubble, but if a woman is single, someone is still tapping that

10/1/2010 2:22:05 PM

GGMon being bitter ITT

10/1/2010 2:22:54 PM

^^that's a lie

[Edited on October 1, 2010 at 2:28 PM. Reason : sorry poopface]

10/1/2010 2:23:14 PM

everyone is fucking someone

10/1/2010 2:25:16 PM

nothing wrong with a woman having a fuck buddy. if no women had fuck buddies then neither would any strait men which would be a travesty.

10/1/2010 2:25:31 PM

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"I admire anyone who can keep emotions out of fucking."

Its impossible for women to do this.

10/1/2010 2:28:59 PM

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"everyone is fucking someone"

I wish this were true

10/1/2010 2:30:18 PM

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"Its impossible for women to do this."

Not if they're in a relationship and you're just some dick on the side.

10/1/2010 2:31:11 PM

I once had sex with one girl, then her roommate, then the first girl again, all in a span of about 45 minutes

10/1/2010 2:31:18 PM

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" strait men"

Women wouldn't be bering strait men

10/1/2010 2:32:11 PM

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"hate to burst your bubble, but if a woman is single, someone is still tapping that"

for the most part, i think hes right. (like i said though-mostly)

10/1/2010 2:34:01 PM

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"I, too, attempt to create controversial topics and fail"

19 posts in 20 mins - not great but not a fail. Should have stuck with "k".

10/1/2010 2:37:25 PM

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"I admire anyone who can keep emotions out of fucking."

You admire me? <3

10/1/2010 2:38:26 PM

k

10/1/2010 2:41:14 PM

There's nothing wrong with fucking and enjoying yourself and college tends to be a place where some girls really take advantage of the new found freedom. I won't lie, college was an awakening experience for me...however...and here's a story, feel free to ignore and skip down to the 'Moral':
So freshman year, guy in my building, let's call him "Sean". So I notice him and think he's cute, ends up talking with me and a few friends. I proceed to tell him all about how I once kissed a girl (mind you this was back in the day when this was a 'big' deal. (Note, I was making this up, I'd never kissed a girl). Anyway, cut to a few hours later, he tells me to come back to his room. I'm only too happy to go. First thing he says is, 'Wanna see my blacklight?' and I'm like, 'oooooh, yeah'.....well that was jus t the beginning of his 'lines'. I was giving him a blowjob but trying not to laugh at his ridiculous shit coming out of his mouth that he clearly learned from watching porn....'Oh suck it', 'You know you love it', 'You want that big cock in your mouth'..etc...etc.... mind you this was the second dick I'd ever had in my mouth. I go back to my room and of course tell all my roommates in great detail.

Next week, frat party, we go, I see him there and he says, 'so...you coming by my room later?' and I say, 'of course'. So I go, I'm naked, sucking his dick and he starts with the lines again, 'Who's your daddy?!', 'I wanna rub my dick all over your hot little body', 'suck it hard'...etc...etc...I can't remember what his other lines were but I know they were way over the top because when I got back to my room, I proceeded to tell all my friends his new lines. Well my one roommate thought it would be hilarious to write a bunch of his 'quotes' on our message board with the words 'Ode to Sean'. Well the next day my other idiot roommate was giving him notes or something for class and he walked into our room. It took all of 30 secs for him to see the board. I panicked and slammed my bedroom door, as did my other roommates. Needless to say he was fucking PISSED. He was screaming, 'GET THAT BITCH OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!' and I was terrified so I went no where. Anyway, he stormed out, I went to lock our door, he busted back in and yelled, 'ERASE THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!' to which one of my roommates furiously went ahead and did.

Well I have a big mouth so EVERYONE in our building knew what happened and for the rest of that semester he avoided pretty much everyone in our building like the plague. He was really embarrassed and I suppose I would have been to. Cut to the next semester I saw him on Spring Break, we fucked, and were fuck buddies for the next 3 years so it worked out for both of us but that's besides the point.

Moral of this story is, I told a handful of people, not wrote a power point presentation on it and it caused a shit storm. He's a good guy and it would have been fucking terrible if his name was forever plastered all over the internet in a story like this. It's one thing to be a girl and 'have fun' doing shit like this, but it's quite another to completely expose someone and go to the extreme that this chick did.

[Edited on October 1, 2010 at 2:42 PM. Reason : can this be a new mame? pls?]

10/1/2010 2:41:31 PM

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"NEW MAME, PLEASE?"

10/1/2010 2:43:01 PM

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"if a woman is single, someone is still tapping that"

I think the consensus is if a woman changes her facebook status to single, it means she's looking to get laid.

10/1/2010 2:43:07 PM

i think what the OP meant to say was:

all women are sluts

/thread

(at least in his opinion)

10/1/2010 2:45:12 PM

we all know ggmon's schtick.

10/1/2010 2:46:20 PM

ANY WOMAN THAT DOESN'T SLEEP WITH ME IS A SLUT!

10/1/2010 2:47:40 PM

^ haha i like that interpretation better

10/1/2010 2:48:48 PM

isn't GGmon married?

10/1/2010 2:52:56 PM

i am now genuinely curious as to who has more sexual partners, men or women?

i bet it is women, it's easier for us to get laid.

10/1/2010 3:03:58 PM

but we have bigger dicks

10/1/2010 3:05:51 PM

i made a thread a while ago about trying to get a handle on oral partners for men vs women, thinking men would have gotten more than they give in terms of # of different partners

but participation was expectantly lame

10/1/2010 3:06:02 PM

touche

10/1/2010 3:06:08 PM

tww is hardly a good sample group

10/1/2010 3:08:00 PM

Isnt the rule of thumb something like subtract 3 to whatever number a man gives you and add 3 to whatever number a woman gives you.

10/1/2010 3:09:24 PM

Yeah TWW is lame

plus Evan and Ernie skew the results

10/1/2010 3:10:03 PM

No one has ever made the 'how many people have you banged?' thread? I find that hard to believe.

10/1/2010 3:13:17 PM

^ Whenever that happens we find out that the average TWWer has a 9" dick and has banged dozens of lingerie models.

10/1/2010 3:14:47 PM

You have 100 points to dole out

Do you bang ten 10's, fourteen 7's, twenty 5's, or thirty three 3's?

10/1/2010 3:15:03 PM

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"fourteen 7's"

and one 2!

10/1/2010 3:16:18 PM

How bad is a 2 or a 3? Missing legs and her teeth?

10/1/2010 3:17:39 PM

Think Ambrosia after triple overtime

10/1/2010 3:18:56 PM

10 10's how is that even a choice?

10/1/2010 3:19:20 PM

Ten 10s. Easily.

10/1/2010 3:19:42 PM

I would go for fourteen 7's, because a 7 is still usually hot enough to soberly bang, and after we each bang 10 girls, I would have four girls left, while you had to watch and jack off

10/1/2010 3:23:08 PM

So, what's the difference between a 5 and a 7 and a 9? Is a 10 Marisa Miller? This is intriguing.

10/1/2010 3:25:01 PM

At that amount quality >>> quantity... now if we go down to say 20 points then I may go for like 2 7's and a 6...

10/1/2010 3:26:45 PM

Hear me out:

two 7s
two 8s
three 9s
four 10s

and then one 3 on speed dial for whenever you're really drunk

10/1/2010 3:26:54 PM