Rat Soup All American 7669 Posts user info edit post |
i would wait until i had to shit really bad then tie a rope around my neck and take a running jump off a balcony so that i died while blasting shit onto my downstairs neighbor's porch 10/2/2010 12:44:05 PM |
zorthage 1+1=5 17148 Posts user info edit post |
Let myself get really old.... and let nature take its course. 10/2/2010 12:48:22 PM |
dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
[Edited on October 2, 2010 at 12:49 PM. Reason : hate a link that dont work]
10/2/2010 12:49:08 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
tie a rope to a tree and my neck, get in car. floor it.
profit 10/2/2010 1:11:54 PM |
Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
10/2/2010 1:13:13 PM |
Ragged All American 23473 Posts user info edit post |
old 10/2/2010 1:19:30 PM |
Pikey All American 6421 Posts user info edit post |
OR...
I want a civilization-ending asteroid to land right on my head.
OR...
Or I want to get like 100 high def cameras and jump into a feeding frenzy of great white sharks. Filmed from all angles. Catching all my agonizing screams and all the witnesses' horrified reactions. Because there just isn't that much awesome real live shark attack footage out there.
10/2/2010 1:49:24 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Or I want to get like 100 high def cameras and jump into a feeding frenzy of great white sharks. Filmed from all angles. Catching all my agonizing screams and all the witnesses' horrified reactions. Because there just isn't that much awesome real live shark attack footage out there." |
Finally. I new special for shark week. 10/2/2010 2:44:45 PM |
EightyFour All American 1487 Posts user info edit post |
OD on pillz 10/2/2010 2:59:32 PM |
sawahash All American 35321 Posts user info edit post |
Sleeping pills. Get a crazy ass trip, and then when I finally pass out I just wouldn't wake up. 10/2/2010 4:08:34 PM |
EMCE balls deep 89741 Posts user info edit post |
slip it in sawahash's pooper, and hand her a gun.] 10/2/2010 4:14:25 PM |
saps852 New Recruit 80068 Posts user info edit post |
when I was in high school a friend of mine turned the car on in the garage and ran a garden hose from the exhaust into the window. got a pillow and curled up in the backseat
thats always seemed like the easiest most pleasant way to go 10/2/2010 4:19:40 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Dude in my HS took some extension cable, tied it around a tree, and hung himself. If anyone went to Pinecrest high at or after 2006 probably knows more about it then I do. 10/2/2010 4:43:09 PM |
FlipMcGee New Recruit 2 Posts user info edit post |
woodchipper. 10/2/2010 7:18:11 PM |
Ernie All American 45943 Posts user info edit post |
By reading the game thread 10/2/2010 7:28:03 PM |
khcadwal All American 35165 Posts user info edit post |
getting hit by a high speed train??
i mean you die like instantly right? does it hurt? i feel like it wouldn't have time to hurt cause it'd happen so fast. plus i think its kinda cool cause i feel like your body just explodes. or your head falls off.
i dunno. this is the first thing that came to mind. 10/2/2010 7:42:52 PM |
GGMon All American 6462 Posts user info edit post |
I would never kill myself. 10/2/2010 7:58:57 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^ DO IT FAGGOT! 10/2/2010 7:59:33 PM |
wwwebsurfer All American 10217 Posts user info edit post |
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I found that pretty entertaining.10/2/2010 8:00:58 PM |
merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
He should have went to the roof. 10/2/2010 8:01:51 PM |
Chop All American 6271 Posts user info edit post |
take an ice bath with lethal jelly fish 10/2/2010 8:38:07 PM |
smoothcrim Universal Magnetic! 18959 Posts user info edit post |
10/2/2010 8:47:10 PM |
G.O.D hates 4 lokos 4694 Posts user info edit post |
I had a friend that jumped infront of a trian/subway during a christmass break, I beleive it instantly killed him.
My other friend went to a shooting range and shot himself in the head. The worst part was me and my friends and alot of people were in NYC to see him and go to a party of his that night. 10/2/2010 9:37:58 PM |
AndyMac All American 31922 Posts user info edit post |
10/2/2010 9:41:44 PM |
Chop All American 6271 Posts user info edit post |
on second thought, this doesn't seem so bad
10/2/2010 9:58:08 PM |
GeniuSxBoY Suspended 16786 Posts user info edit post |
snu snu 10/2/2010 10:15:46 PM |
sumfoo1 soup du hier 41043 Posts user info edit post |
Skydive head first. Or do something much more worth while like sneak into afganistan and go hunting for terrorists. 10/3/2010 9:34:47 AM |
LimpyNuts All American 16859 Posts user info edit post |
Where I140 ends in Castle Hayne is simply an unfinished bridge with some "road closed" fences sitting in the middle. The road leading up to it is very straight for at least a mile. I'd move the barriers and gun it in the Vette. There's enough room that I could probably hit 150 or 160. Where the bridge ends, it actually turns up. I'd see how far I could launch it.
I would probably also install an HD dash camera that uses flash memory to chronicle the jump! 10/3/2010 10:07:29 AM |
Rat Soup All American 7669 Posts user info edit post |
be healthy and have lots of kids and live a long fulfilling life and die old and happy ftw 10/3/2010 1:02:07 PM |
poopface All American 29367 Posts user info edit post |
i'd hang myself 10/3/2010 1:03:59 PM |
Rat Soup All American 7669 Posts user info edit post |
lame 10/3/2010 3:32:34 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
take a lot of narcotics. 10/3/2010 3:38:02 PM |
stateredneck All American 2966 Posts user info edit post |
Go to a state football game where we are ranked. a game that really means a lot. Then after we find and epic unthinkable way to lose I am going to jump off the top of our stadium pleading for us to rehire Lee Fowler. 10/3/2010 3:39:26 PM |
Skack All American 31140 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "A WEALTHY businessman decapitated himself to spite his wife for their marriage split, an inquest heard yesterday.
Gerald Mellin, 54, tied a rope to a tree, wrapped the other end around his neck and got into his open-top Aston Martin DB7.
He then accelerated away into a main road at midnight - as motorists watched in horror.
Police found his headless body on the driving seat with his head in the back.
And witness Alison Anniah, who saw the vehicle go past, said: "It got my attention because it was going so slowly.
"As the car passed us I saw the body had no head." " |
I don't think I could/would kill myself. I'd burn down my house and take my shit to Mexico, where outlaws go to die, first. This is pretty memorable though.
[Edited on October 3, 2010 at 3:48 PM. Reason : l]10/3/2010 3:47:22 PM |
JCE2011 Suspended 5608 Posts user info edit post |
10/4/2010 4:49:42 PM |
TKE-Teg All American 43405 Posts user info edit post |
Obviously the best way to go is to jump out of a plane. 10/4/2010 4:59:53 PM |