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Rat Soup
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i would wait until i had to shit really bad then tie a rope around my neck and take a running jump off a balcony so that i died while blasting shit onto my downstairs neighbor's porch

10/2/2010 12:44:05 PM

zorthage
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Let myself get really old.... and let nature take its course.

10/2/2010 12:48:22 PM

dweedle
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[Edited on October 2, 2010 at 12:49 PM. Reason : hate a link that dont work]

10/2/2010 12:49:08 PM

Ragged
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tie a rope to a tree and my neck, get in car. floor it.

profit

10/2/2010 1:11:54 PM

Pikey
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10/2/2010 1:13:13 PM

Ragged
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old

10/2/2010 1:19:30 PM

Pikey
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OR...


I want a civilization-ending asteroid to land right on my head.



OR...



Or I want to get like 100 high def cameras and jump into a feeding frenzy of great white sharks. Filmed from all angles. Catching all my agonizing screams and all the witnesses' horrified reactions. Because there just isn't that much awesome real live shark attack footage out there.

10/2/2010 1:49:24 PM

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"Or I want to get like 100 high def cameras and jump into a feeding frenzy of great white sharks. Filmed from all angles. Catching all my agonizing screams and all the witnesses' horrified reactions. Because there just isn't that much awesome real live shark attack footage out there."


Finally. I new special for shark week.

10/2/2010 2:44:45 PM

EightyFour
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OD on pillz

10/2/2010 2:59:32 PM

sawahash
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Sleeping pills. Get a crazy ass trip, and then when I finally pass out I just wouldn't wake up.

10/2/2010 4:08:34 PM

EMCE
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slip it in sawahash's pooper, and hand her a gun.

10/2/2010 4:14:25 PM

saps852
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when I was in high school a friend of mine turned the car on in the garage and ran a garden hose from the exhaust into the window. got a pillow and curled up in the backseat

thats always seemed like the easiest most pleasant way to go

10/2/2010 4:19:40 PM

merbig
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Dude in my HS took some extension cable, tied it around a tree, and hung himself. If anyone went to Pinecrest high at or after 2006 probably knows more about it then I do.

10/2/2010 4:43:09 PM

FlipMcGee
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woodchipper.

10/2/2010 7:18:11 PM

Ernie
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By reading the game thread

10/2/2010 7:28:03 PM

khcadwal
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getting hit by a high speed train??

i mean you die like instantly right? does it hurt? i feel like it wouldn't have time to hurt cause it'd happen so fast. plus i think its kinda cool cause i feel like your body just explodes. or your head falls off.

i dunno. this is the first thing that came to mind.

10/2/2010 7:42:52 PM

GGMon
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I would never kill myself.

10/2/2010 7:58:57 PM

merbig
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^ DO IT FAGGOT!

10/2/2010 7:59:33 PM

wwwebsurfer
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I found that pretty entertaining.

10/2/2010 8:00:58 PM

merbig
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He should have went to the roof.

10/2/2010 8:01:51 PM

Chop
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take an ice bath with lethal jelly fish

10/2/2010 8:38:07 PM

smoothcrim
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10/2/2010 8:47:10 PM

G.O.D
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I had a friend that jumped infront of a trian/subway during a christmass break, I beleive it instantly killed him.

My other friend went to a shooting range and shot himself in the head. The worst part was me and my friends and alot of people were in NYC to see him and go to a party of his that night.

10/2/2010 9:37:58 PM

AndyMac
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10/2/2010 9:41:44 PM

Chop
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on second thought, this doesn't seem so bad

10/2/2010 9:58:08 PM

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snu snu

10/2/2010 10:15:46 PM

sumfoo1
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Skydive head first.
Or do something much more worth while like sneak into afganistan and go hunting for terrorists.

10/3/2010 9:34:47 AM

LimpyNuts
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Where I140 ends in Castle Hayne is simply an unfinished bridge with some "road closed" fences sitting in the middle. The road leading up to it is very straight for at least a mile. I'd move the barriers and gun it in the Vette. There's enough room that I could probably hit 150 or 160. Where the bridge ends, it actually turns up. I'd see how far I could launch it.

I would probably also install an HD dash camera that uses flash memory to chronicle the jump!

10/3/2010 10:07:29 AM

Rat Soup
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be healthy and have lots of kids and live a long fulfilling life and die old and happy ftw

10/3/2010 1:02:07 PM

poopface
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i'd hang myself

10/3/2010 1:03:59 PM

Rat Soup
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lame

10/3/2010 3:32:34 PM

simonn
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take a lot of narcotics.

10/3/2010 3:38:02 PM

stateredneck
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Go to a state football game where we are ranked. a game that really means a lot. Then after we find and epic unthinkable way to lose I am going to jump off the top of our stadium pleading for us to rehire Lee Fowler.

10/3/2010 3:39:26 PM

Skack
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"A WEALTHY businessman decapitated himself to spite his wife for their marriage split, an inquest heard yesterday.

Gerald Mellin, 54, tied a rope to a tree, wrapped the other end around his neck and got into his open-top Aston Martin DB7.

He then accelerated away into a main road at midnight - as motorists watched in horror.

Police found his headless body on the driving seat with his head in the back.

And witness Alison Anniah, who saw the vehicle go past, said: "It got my attention because it was going so slowly.

"As the car passed us I saw the body had no head." "


I don't think I could/would kill myself. I'd burn down my house and take my shit to Mexico, where outlaws go to die, first. This is pretty memorable though.

[Edited on October 3, 2010 at 3:48 PM. Reason : l]

10/3/2010 3:47:22 PM

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10/4/2010 4:49:42 PM

TKE-Teg
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Obviously the best way to go is to jump out of a plane.

10/4/2010 4:59:53 PM

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