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10/2/2010 3:47:14 PM

don't we all.

10/2/2010 3:47:46 PM

bang maid?

ask charlie's mom

10/2/2010 3:52:16 PM

I wish someone would pay me to be a maid/sex slave

10/2/2010 4:08:26 PM

Quote :

"Interests : anime, cats"

I think you could find someone. maid + cats+ anime + slave = a lot of fetishes

10/2/2010 4:21:00 PM

^^ what would the going rate for one of those be?

10/2/2010 4:28:31 PM

10/2/2010 5:03:01 PM

There's nothing wrong with fucking and enjoying yourself and college tends to be a place where some girls really take advantage of the new found freedom. I won't lie, college was an awakening experience for me...however...and here's a story, feel free to ignore and skip down to the 'Moral':
So freshman year, guy in my building, let's call him "Sean". So I notice him and think he's cute, ends up talking with me and a few friends. I proceed to tell him all about how I once kissed a girl (mind you this was back in the day when this was a 'big' deal. (Note, I was making this up, I'd never kissed a girl). Anyway, cut to a few hours later, he tells me to come back to his room. I'm only too happy to go. First thing he says is, 'Wanna see my blacklight?' and I'm like, 'oooooh, yeah'.....well that was just the beginning of his 'lines'. I was giving him a blowjob but trying not to laugh at his ridiculous shit coming out of his mouth that he clearly learned from watching porn....'Oh suck it', 'You know you love it', 'You want that big cock in your mouth'..etc...etc.... mind you this was the second dick I'd ever had in my mouth. I go back to my room and of course tell all my roommates in great detail.

Next week, frat party, we go, I see him there and he says, 'so...you coming by my room later?' and I say, 'of course'. So I go, I'm naked, sucking his dick and he starts with the lines again, 'Who's your daddy?!', 'I wanna rub my dick all over your hot little body', 'suck it hard'...etc...etc...I can't remember what his other lines were but I know they were way over the top because when I got back to my room, I proceeded to tell all my friends his new lines. Well my one roommate thought it would be hilarious to write a bunch of his 'quotes' on our message board with the words 'Ode to Sean'. Well the next day my other idiot roommate was giving him notes or something for class and he walked into our room. It took all of 30 secs for him to see the board. I panicked and slammed my bedroom door, as did my other roommates. Needless to say he was fucking PISSED. He was screaming, 'GET THAT BITCH OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!' and I was terrified so I went no where. Anyway, he stormed out, I went to lock our door, he busted back in and yelled, 'ERASE THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!' to which one of my roommates furiously went ahead and did.

Well I have a big mouth so EVERYONE in our building knew what happened and for the rest of that semester he avoided pretty much everyone in our building like the plague. He was really embarrassed and I suppose I would have been to. Cut to the next semester I saw him on Spring Break, we fucked, and were fuck buddies for the next 3 years so it worked out for both of us but that's besides the point.

Moral of this story is, I told a handful of people, not wrote a power point presentation on it and it caused a shit storm. He's a good guy and it would have been fucking terrible if his name was forever plastered all over the internet in a story like this. It's one thing to be a girl and 'have fun' doing shit like this, but it's quite another to completely expose someone and go to the extreme that this chick did.

10/2/2010 6:27:50 PM

It's a MAME!

10/2/2010 6:55:28 PM

^^point of that story?



silvershadow, please send pics, and I will make an offer




btw, i forgot to mention that I will gladly pay for all living/medical expenses

10/3/2010 1:34:53 PM

clearly you never come here anymore, or you'd realize there are no females

10/3/2010 1:37:42 PM

LP78 cleans houses, or so i'm told

10/3/2010 1:37:51 PM

^^apparently




....things dont change

10/3/2010 1:38:33 PM

i too would like one of these

no fatties

10/3/2010 2:07:00 PM

i was wondering how long it would take somebody to mention me in this thread...


i can always count on you tww

10/3/2010 2:27:32 PM

^ dibs!

10/3/2010 2:28:01 PM

10/3/2010 2:34:19 PM

still giving out pairs of these holywaters panties (for women AND men)

10/4/2010 2:52:43 PM

No, no, doggie afuera

10/4/2010 3:00:30 PM

I signed up on some fetish site to see some pics a friend of mine has posted there. some girl has messaged me like 5 times about wanting to be a live in slave. I'm about tired of cleaning the house before my mom comes up for a visit, so maybe i should take her up on it...

10/4/2010 3:36:44 PM

10/4/2010 3:52:24 PM