Because, really, you're not blowing

10/3/2010 2:14:29 PM

trooth

10/3/2010 2:15:49 PM

Until the dude blows his load.

10/3/2010 2:16:14 PM

are you really sucking though?

10/3/2010 2:16:51 PM

mouthjob

10/3/2010 2:19:50 PM

^

10/3/2010 2:23:47 PM

sucking

10/3/2010 2:27:06 PM

Using "handjob" as a template, I believe "mouthjob" would be the most accurate

10/3/2010 2:31:30 PM

Buttjob

10/3/2010 2:53:17 PM

Buttjob

10/3/2010 2:53:17 PM

Buttjob

10/3/2010 2:54:14 PM

Boobjob

10/3/2010 2:57:05 PM

^
Wait, that template doesn't work.

We all know that boobjob = breast augmentation surgery and not titty-fucking....

10/3/2010 2:58:09 PM

well it not means titty fuck

10/3/2010 3:07:52 PM

Anyone else have to post in the horny thread after reading this debate?

10/3/2010 3:10:27 PM

Actually, blowing into it is a horrible idea.

10/3/2010 3:11:52 PM

yeah but i'd rather say "she blew me" than "she mouthed me"

10/3/2010 3:12:30 PM

Blow is an expression. You gotta suck that muthafucka.

10/3/2010 3:12:59 PM

There's nothing wrong with fucking and enjoying yourself and college tends to be a place where some girls really take advantage of the new found freedom. I won't lie, college was an awakening experience for me...however...and here's a story, feel free to ignore and skip down to the 'Moral':
So freshman year, guy in my building, let's call him "Sean". So I notice him and think he's cute, ends up talking with me and a few friends. I proceed to tell him all about how I once kissed a girl (mind you this was back in the day when this was a 'big' deal. (Note, I was making this up, I'd never kissed a girl). Anyway, cut to a few hours later, he tells me to come back to his room. I'm only too happy to go. First thing he says is, 'Wanna see my blacklight?' and I'm like, 'oooooh, yeah'.....well that was just the beginning of his 'lines'. I was giving him a blowjob but trying not to laugh at his ridiculous shit coming out of his mouth that he clearly learned from watching porn....'Oh suck it', 'You know you love it', 'You want that big cock in your mouth'..etc...etc.... mind you this was the second dick I'd ever had in my mouth. I go back to my room and of course tell all my roommates in great detail.

Next week, frat party, we go, I see him there and he says, 'so...you coming by my room later?' and I say, 'of course'. So I go, I'm naked, sucking his dick and he starts with the lines again, 'Who's your daddy?!', 'I wanna rub my dick all over your hot little body', 'suck it hard'...etc...etc...I can't remember what his other lines were but I know they were way over the top because when I got back to my room, I proceeded to tell all my friends his new lines. Well my one roommate thought it would be hilarious to write a bunch of his 'quotes' on our message board with the words 'Ode to Sean'. Well the next day my other idiot roommate was giving him notes or something for class and he walked into our room. It took all of 30 secs for him to see the board. I panicked and slammed my bedroom door, as did my other roommates. Needless to say he was fucking PISSED. He was screaming, 'GET THAT BITCH OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!' and I was terrified so I went no where. Anyway, he stormed out, I went to lock our door, he busted back in and yelled, 'ERASE THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!' to which one of my roommates furiously went ahead and did.

Well I have a big mouth so EVERYONE in our building knew what happened and for the rest of that semester he avoided pretty much everyone in our building like the plague. He was really embarrassed and I suppose I would have been to. Cut to the next semester I saw him on Spring Break, we fucked, and were fuck buddies for the next 3 years so it worked out for both of us but that's besides the point.

Moral of this story is, I told a handful of people, not wrote a power point presentation on it and it caused a shit storm. He's a good guy and it would have been fucking terrible if his name was forever plastered all over the internet in a story like this. It's one thing to be a girl and 'have fun' doing shit like this, but it's quite another to completely expose someone and go to the extreme that this chick did.

10/3/2010 3:13:44 PM

more like gumjob amirite

10/3/2010 3:30:55 PM

i could go for a suckjob right about now

10/3/2010 3:32:12 PM

10/3/2010 3:38:17 PM

10/3/2010 4:59:31 PM

Goatjob

10/3/2010 4:59:58 PM

^^ that scares me

10/3/2010 5:04:42 PM

yo, LunaK, I consider you one of my best friends on TWW. So....

how bout a suckjob?

10/3/2010 5:08:42 PM

^^ what? it's weird for a man to want to make out with a goat?

10/3/2010 5:09:49 PM

moar like throat job if you packin the heat...

10/3/2010 6:19:47 PM

mouthjob would hit the spot right now

10/3/2010 6:22:15 PM

Quote :

"yo, LunaK, I consider you one of my best friends on TWW. So.... how bout a suckjob?"

10/3/2010 7:31:26 PM

i could go for one right about now.

10/3/2010 7:54:40 PM

Nobody whos posted in this thread shall be getting any kind of jobs from me

10/3/2010 8:18:36 PM

weird...

All of a sudden, I have absolutely NO inclination to meet LunaK. Ever.


weird...

10/3/2010 8:21:09 PM

hey im a girl and i suck dick!

post in my thread!

10/3/2010 8:23:22 PM

LunaK created a trap ITT

10/3/2010 8:40:41 PM