people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'

10/4/2010 9:58:35 PM

guess i won't be making you any personal loans anymore

10/4/2010 10:01:42 PM

people say about me, 'Hey look, there's a dead guy in the living room.'

10/4/2010 10:02:24 PM

Dont worry this is what most people say about Americans who die these days... who needs money when we have credit! /highfive

10/4/2010 10:02:46 PM

people say "he died last night, but it's ok because he's hot as fuck."

10/4/2010 10:03:14 PM

thats probably how youll die. "you give me money, or your life"


goodnight, sweet prince

10/4/2010 10:08:23 PM

--Jack Handy

10/4/2010 10:47:45 PM

"they bury me upside down so that everyone that didn't like me can kiss my ass"

10/4/2010 11:50:48 PM

Quote :

"people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'"

i chose this as my senior quote in high school, and for some reason the yearbook staff put in my second choice, which also happened to be another jack handey quote, but i was kinda pissed off about it.

10/4/2010 11:52:21 PM

... I DRAG ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DOWN WITH ME

10/5/2010 12:25:42 AM

...lafta?

10/5/2010 1:06:45 PM

When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Tims and black hoodies
God will probably have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin' all day, no gettin my dick licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise
Fuck that shit, I wanna tote guns and shoot dice

10/5/2010 1:14:04 PM

If you owe the right people a lot of money this might happen sooner rather than later.

p.s. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_nWRVCNwg4

10/5/2010 2:40:24 PM

Lafta should have "Pay Up" on his tombstone

10/5/2010 3:07:19 PM

10/5/2010 3:22:03 PM

you all take turns poking me with a stick

10/5/2010 3:29:35 PM

i have an erection lasting longer then 4 hours so everyone can see how thick i was when im discovered

10/5/2010 5:06:35 PM

It's because of raging to hard

10/5/2010 5:16:33 PM