i was making a grilled cheese sandwich and i decided to go premium. i passed up the american singles and reached for the sharp cheddar slices. i thought i would make it extra special by using two slices. after a few minutes it was lightly browned. buttery, cheesy perfection. with a huge smile on my face i took a bite of that deluxe grilled cheese only to notice a strange texture. unfortunately, i failed to notice the little piece of paper between the slices of cheese. when i realized what i had done, my smile faded into a frown. i spit the contents of my mouth on the counter. looking at the half-chewed mess of bread and cheddar and paper i suddenly felt sick to my stomach. i vomited in the sink.

[Edited on October 5, 2010 at 11:01 PM. Reason : t]

10/5/2010 11:01:19 PM

we got bought

10/5/2010 11:02:03 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

10/5/2010 11:02:40 PM

I am sorry to hear about your loss.

10/5/2010 11:02:51 PM

today, we are all ___________

10/5/2010 11:03:17 PM

My premium grilled cheeses consist of a slice of colby jack and a slice of pepper jack on honey wheat bread.

10/5/2010 11:07:49 PM

you puked because of some paper?

10/5/2010 11:52:20 PM

i can't explain it. in the moment it seemed like the grossest thing ever.

10/5/2010 11:55:20 PM

This is actually an elaborate viral marketing scheme for Kraft Singles.

10/5/2010 11:59:27 PM

fuck, Netstorm, way to shit on my business

i get paid by the reply

10/6/2010 12:02:30 AM

Excellent story. I loled.

10/6/2010 12:25:12 AM

Yo Holmes to Bel Air

10/6/2010 12:53:56 AM