Here is what happened:

Worked 17hours on Saturday was completely fine.
Went to bed at 2:30 am, woke up shivering at 3:30 am
Woke up Sunday morning at 10am with 102 F Fever
Went to doctor which tested me for flu, mono, and strep - all negative, and then prescribed heavy strength cough medicine with narcotics in it.
Slept until Tues. Tried to go to class but instead puked in several bathrooms on campus. Was put in the urgent care in the healthcenter for awhile. Blood test revealed nothing.
Slept until Wednesday morning - went to class and work with headache and no voice. Coughing occurs about every 15 min.

My sister just tells me I'm preggo But thats impossible.

10/7/2010 2:54:19 AM

how is babby formed

10/7/2010 3:06:18 AM

how is syphilis formed

10/7/2010 3:45:31 AM

shouldn't you be able to diagnose this, good doctor?

10/7/2010 4:12:52 AM

what blood test did they do? are you having belly pain? still with nausea/vomiting? still febrile? taken a pregnancy test? anyone else around you sick?

but you probably just got some viral gastroenteritis and/or laryngitis

10/7/2010 7:36:32 AM

you are just sick
sounds like something my best friend currently has

10/7/2010 8:05:08 AM

where do you work (if you dont mind me asking)?

10/7/2010 8:08:17 AM

Sounds like lepracy to me.

10/7/2010 8:15:00 AM

"lepracy"....really??

10/7/2010 8:18:58 AM

She's not the good doctor, she's the goo doctor.

10/7/2010 8:23:01 AM

viruses typically last 2 weeks to 14 days. yes, i know those are equal, that's just the saying i've always heard.

10/7/2010 8:30:37 AM

so hold up.....you went to sleep sunday after taking strong couch medicine w/ narcotics in it and didn't wake up until tuesday?

10/7/2010 8:35:21 AM

Leprosy.

Sorry, good sir. I usually use Firefox to cover up my stupidity with it's spell check, but I'm on IE right now. I should have known it though, what with it's huge influence on modern society.

10/7/2010 9:49:34 AM

H1N1 is back!

10/7/2010 9:55:03 AM

shouldn't you be able to diagnose this, good doctor?

10/7/2010 12:10:50 PM

Sexlexia

10/7/2010 12:18:47 PM

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"I should have known it though, what with it's huge influence on modern society."

You are an educated man in his late 20s (I think)...you should have seen the word leprosy several times by now.

So either you should know how to spell it, or you should know that you don't know how to spell it (therefore you should have checked it or refrained from using the word). Despite those things, it's a disease, so you should know that it will probably more complicated than "spell it like it sounds."

10/7/2010 12:20:54 PM

That's rediculous (sic)

10/7/2010 12:34:17 PM

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"shouldn't you be able to diagnose this, good doctor"

you would think. but my brain is all scrambled.

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"so hold up.....you went to sleep sunday after taking strong couch medicine w/ narcotics in it and didn't wake up until tuesday?"

I'm sure I woke up... but I don't have any memory of it.

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"what blood test did they do? are you having belly pain? still with nausea/vomiting? still febrile? taken a pregnancy test? anyone else around you sick?"

No longer vomiting, no belly pain, no fever, no one else around me is sick, did not take a pregnancy test. Unless this is the holy conception, I'm not pregnant haha. The only thing thats wrong now is my head hurts, coughing/congestion, no appetite.

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"where do you work (if you dont mind me asking)?"

Not at all. I work in Univ. Catering, and I also work at Rum Runners.

10/7/2010 1:20:47 PM

It's probably lupus

10/7/2010 1:22:51 PM

It's never lupus

10/7/2010 1:24:35 PM

your sister is probably right

take a pregnancy test

10/7/2010 1:24:36 PM

^^ haha I'm watching house now.

^ pssshhh she says that everytime I have a runny nose.

10/7/2010 1:26:09 PM

are you "I'm on BC and he's using condoms and pulling out anyway" not pregnant or are you actually not pregnant?

10/7/2010 2:18:51 PM

I <3 you thegoodoctor

hang in there

10/7/2010 3:02:49 PM

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"Dear TWW please diagnose my ailment "

This should help:

http://www.babynameguide.com/

10/7/2010 3:16:04 PM

^

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"are you "I'm on BC and he's using condoms and pulling out anyway" not pregnant or are you actually not pregnant? "

I'm actually not pregnant. There is no possible way that could happen.

10/7/2010 6:13:45 PM

I confess. I impregnated thegoodoctor while she was asleep one night.

10/7/2010 6:20:06 PM

viral, should be over it now.

hope ya feel better

10/7/2010 6:26:35 PM

Sounds like what I had a couple weeks ago.
Sinus infection leading to bronchitis . . . that I caught from someone else who had pneumonia/bronchitis. It's been spreading

10/7/2010 6:34:02 PM

fever + cough + vomiting + headache = infection, not preggo. if nothing has been found on numerous work up, likely viral.

10/7/2010 6:39:57 PM

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"are you "I'm on BC and he's using condoms and pulling out anyway" not pregnant or are you actually not pregnant?"

hahahahahaha

10/7/2010 6:59:04 PM

if its a virus i imagine its a stomach virus (considering the vomiting)


how you feeling now?

10/7/2010 8:26:06 PM

It could be a brain tumor actually.

If it persists, you may want to get an MRI or CAT scan or something.

10/7/2010 8:26:24 PM

Food poisoning? Immaculate conception?

10/7/2010 8:34:45 PM

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"Immaculate conception?"

haha, hope you feel better

10/7/2010 8:39:12 PM

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" My sister just tells me I'm preggo But thats impossible."

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"I'm actually not pregnant. There is no possible way that could happen."

Sounds like you could use some cock in your vagina. You came to the right place.

10/7/2010 9:20:48 PM

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"Sounds like you could use some cock in your vagina. You came to the right place."

TWW is the right place for this?? I feel like that is the opposite of what happens here

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"I confess. I impregnated thegoodoctor while she was asleep one night."

this is actually possible. I forgot there are no locks on the doors

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"how you feeling now?"

Runny nose, congestion, voice is shot, headache, more frequent coughing

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"....infection...Food poisoning? Immaculate conception?....viral...pneumonia/bronchitis... could be a brain tumor actually"

I like the variety. Good work team. I'm going to hope it is a nasty viral infection and not tumors/poisoning/conception/pneumonia.

thanks everyone who posted

10/8/2010 3:51:16 AM

You should probably drink a little bleach to kill any germs.

10/8/2010 11:46:15 AM

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"I feel like that is the opposite of what happens here "

Vagina goes in cock here?

10/8/2010 11:47:27 AM

gaids

10/8/2010 11:57:18 AM

BABBY IS FORMED.

10/8/2010 11:58:31 AM