http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=50399

Quote :

"Brother Jimmy-Bob's son Cody-Roy-Bob was bagging my groceries today. When he helped me to the car I gave him a tip and told him JESUS loves him. He said "thanks ma'am" chuckled and then said "JESUS thinks you are highly fapable". Is that new slang for Heaven bound? He's such a sweet boy. "

10/7/2010 12:31:18 PM

heh

10/7/2010 12:38:03 PM

OMG that was the funniest shit i've read in a long time. i can't believe people like this still exist. this was one of the posters signatures...

Quote :

"Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics."

HAHAHAHHAA!

10/7/2010 1:06:51 PM

is this a real or fake church?

10/7/2010 1:12:53 PM

^

10/7/2010 1:14:54 PM

i sent the link to my wife and she asked me the same thing

10/7/2010 1:16:30 PM

anyone take the time to look at the "awards" they have by their names?

one was for having a 1 male child or 2.5 female children

and then there is one for the mission trip to Australia...it was a panda bear

10/7/2010 1:18:27 PM

Clearly fake.

[Edited on October 7, 2010 at 1:24 PM. Reason : ^ boxing gloves = "punched the most queers"]

10/7/2010 1:23:35 PM

one of the advertisements:

Quote :

"GOD HATES SHRIMP. com "

hahahaha

I don't care if this is fake or not, its hilarious.

10/7/2010 1:24:35 PM

ok upon further investigation it has to be fake

10/7/2010 1:31:22 PM

lots of work went into that to make it fake

10/7/2010 1:46:23 PM

Quote :

"1 male child or 2.5 female children"

1 female child = 0.5 male child.

10/7/2010 1:47:07 PM

Quote :

"Sister, I've run into this with a number of the young men and ladies at my church. It's a high compliment from the young kids! It means "huggable in a completely non-sexual way". He wants to give you a Christian Side Hug! I suggest if he says it again, you do what I always do . . . give him that Christian Side Hug while telling him that you think he's pretty fapable, too! "

Quote :

"Hmm, never heard of the word before, but given the context it might mean something like "admirable", or "lovable", or "great example to the Christian community." Either way, whatever it means it's certainly positive and a compliment!"

10/7/2010 1:52:11 PM

In one of these lady's sigs:

Quote :

"Campaign Against Women's Suffrage"

WAT

[Edited on October 7, 2010 at 2:58 PM. Reason : space]

10/7/2010 2:58:34 PM

Check out this gem of a thread: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=50148

10/7/2010 3:41:51 PM

^^ i think they did that on the Man show one time. Had a table somewhere with signs protesting "women's suffrage" and were getting women to sign it lol

10/7/2010 4:13:40 PM

I thought that it was spelled with 2 p's

10/7/2010 4:24:23 PM

GOD HATES SHRIMP is a parody of the westboro baptist church

the whole website is an elaborately similar parody - notice how one new poster had a title related to 4chan, but noone knew what fapping is

i think you get banned if you break character

[Edited on October 7, 2010 at 4:43 PM. Reason : ]

10/7/2010 4:37:16 PM

HAHAHAHAHAH

10/7/2010 4:49:03 PM

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45738



pedobear undies

10/7/2010 4:57:36 PM

lolminecraft

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51266

10/7/2010 5:19:26 PM

10/10 - must be fake, but had me going for a bit

10/7/2010 5:43:23 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Either way, it's pretty hilarious

10/7/2010 7:56:38 PM

10/7/2010 8:05:06 PM

It’s obviously fake, and if you didn’t realize it instantly, you are an idiot.

10/7/2010 8:17:53 PM

good lord this is old, where have you people been?

10/7/2010 9:14:23 PM