babzi
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may be old or heard a thousand times before but still funny to me....
As a Plane is Losing Power, a Pilot comes over the Intercom & Says "Sorry it had to come to this Folks, but We've already let the Luggage go & the Plane continues to Lose Speed , I Hate to have to do this, but now We're gonna have to Start Releasing Passengers by "Alphabetical Order" Beginning with the Letter "A" of course... So R there AFRICANS, ANY AFRICANS"?...No One Answers.... Ok now "B"... BLACK PEOPLE ANY BLACK PEOPLE"? Again, silence. " "C" COLORED PEOPLE, ANY COLORED PEOPLE"? Silence. A Black child turns to his Mother & ask "Mom, aren't We African American, Black and Colored"? His Mother turns to Him & says "Honey TODAY We R NIGGAS", let Dem Mexicans go FIRST!". So the Little Black Boy turns to the Little Mexican Kid sitting next to Him & Laughs! The Mexican Kid Laughs back & says "I'm a WETBACK, so Get Ready 2 JUMP My Nigga"!!!!  10/9/2010 2:59:15 AM
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bonerjamz 04
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yeah when People start a Thread in which Words are capitalized and say lol you know Folks it's a Shame, Folks, that this Sentence had to drag on so long, but well this is the Internet and you know how Things can be, this being the Year 2010 and all, as close as our Civilization is to a flying Form of individual Transport, given that modern Society perfected the Utilization of vertical Door Technology so long ago you figure it would be a no-Brainer to implement and Clothes would dry and clean themselves off automatically and novelty Hoverboards would be all the Rage, well as much as I would like this Sentence to come to an End, I'm afraid it won't be that easy unless i toss in a Dash of Racism in Tribute to the OP, but I hope not to detract from that which is indeed the Cherry that rests upon any masterfully original Thread, but just when you think it has peaked, everyone begins to vehemently jump, more and more as the young and lusty are wont to be in an increasingly fresh and erotic twenty-first century Society, while needless to say, a soothing and calm Rumble creeps over the Horizon, minutes prior to Gametime with a hypnotically droning "ooooooooooooo" that pierces the Brain and the very human Psyche to the brink of human Madness, building to a climactic Crescendo of "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" that overcomes all Spectators who soon cry aloud "PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOO PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOOOOOOOO! POWER PACK! POWER PACK! BACK THE PACK!" as the booming Resonance rings in all Directions, a Blast from the Clarion bellows, signaling the Initiation of a loud rockin rap song or somethin. i think it would get things crazy. 10/9/2010 5:03:30 AM |
